Tommy: Cole... আপনি stupid.
Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.
Tommy: Sheneneh, আপনি say you're a Christian woman... yet আপনি sit here and আপনি lie to these people. Now আপনি better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!
Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!
Martin: Pam, do আপনি prefer to be called "Ms. অথবা Mr."?
Pam: Do আপনি prefer "Jack" অথবা "a**"?
Martin: Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!
Valentino: I told you, আপনি could super-size it!
Sheneneh: I told you!... I'm a lady, and আপনি don't disrespect no lady! আপনি better watch your back!
Valentino: Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with $5!
Sheneneh: আপনি can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face!
Cole: Rent-A-Spoons!
Cole: I'll see আপনি in Hell, Martin!
Martin: Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother!
Martin: Pam, your hair is so nappy Wilson couldn't pick it!
Martin: Brother Man, whatcha doin' here, man?
Brother Man: Nothin'
[pause]
Brother Man: just chillin'.
Martin: Stanks a lot, Pam.
Tommy: My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home!
Cole: Tommy, আপনি dated a white girl in college!
Tommy: Oh, no, she wasn't white! She was French!
Mama Payne: Every সরানো আপনি make, every breath
[sniffs]
Mama Payne: আপনি take... I'll be watching you!
Mama Payne: Yo' applehead গাউন my boy!
Rev. Love: If I was still living that foul life, I'll get Franklins, but I'm not!
Laquita: (singing) Laquita Lumpkins an' her homegirl Sheneneh in da hizz-ouse! Hey!
Gina: Struck দ্বারা lightning, stay away from me!
Martin: The Lord know I just be playin' around!
Martin: Cole! no আপনি are NOT cuttin' yo' crusty-ass toenails up in here!
Martin: Bro'man! it's 3 in the morning! What are আপনি doin' up in here?
Martin: I keep having these nightmares. আপনি ever have them?
Brother Man: Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this আগুন escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly গাধা crib!. With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full of sammiches! But... , but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried.
Martin: WAZZUP!
Jerome: [singing] Uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! I say Jerome's in da house! I say Jerome's in da hou-oo-ah-oo - In da house!
Pam: Martin was the one who ব্যক্ত Cole was a virgin until he was 23!
Cole: He ব্যক্ত the ভাপে সিদ্ধ করা was so bad, the homeless give it back!
Martin: I প্রণয় the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it!
Mrs. Trinidad: Martin, don't fight this! Don't আপনি want me?
Gina: No, slut, I want you!
Gina: Where are they going to get married?
Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duh!
Martin: Cole, the পরবর্তি time আপনি think about getting another place, I don't wanna hear about it. Don't even call me!
Tommy: Cole.
Cole: Yes?
Tommy: I want আপনি to testify for me.
[Cole and Shanise carry on as if they were in church]
Tommy: I'm talkin' 'bout testifyin' in court, Cole!
Martin: Cole, I got four words to say to আপনি - Un, em, ploy, ment!
Gina: If আপনি don't get yo' Smokey-the-Bear, corny-joke tellin' behind out there, *you* are goin' to need a খুঁজুন party! That's the oath!
Martin: Pam, is that your breath smellin' like boiled bologna?
Pam: No, that's yo' feet eatin' through those shoes again.
Martin: আপনি ain't GOT no job, man!
Cole: That's because আপনি don't have an IQ of 31 like me.
Shanise: Don't আপনি mean 13?
Pam: I heard that, Ashford and Shrimpson!
[leaving a message]
Cole: Mom, I don't like it here. I wanna come প্রথমপাতা and my place is wack! See আপনি later. Oh, and দ্বারা the way, this is your son, Cole.
[Gary Coleman guest stars as "Maddog"]
Maddog: Let me tell you, I'm gonna start making money the right way. I'm a florist now.
Martin: What'chu talkin' 'bout, Maddog?
Mama Payne: Oh don't play dumb with me Gina! আপনি know damn well what this is about! আপনি got too much head to be stupid! আপনি didn't even invite me to the wedding! I'm still pissed about that... Thin Thighs!
Martin: When you're with Pam, read the signs. When আপনি feed bears, they follow ya home!
Gina: There's nothing wrong with my head, Martin! There's nothing wrong with my head!
Martin: Cole, do me a favor. Remind me to give আপনি an ass-whoopin' tomorrow.
Cole: [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin: Cole, do me a favor.
Cole: What's up?
Martin: Remind me to give আপনি an ass-whoopin' later.
Cole: [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin: Ummm... how 'bout 6:43?
Cole: I'm busy at 6:43... but I'm free at 6:44 though.
Martin: Oh, alright. Then at 6:44, I'ma be waitin' on that ass-whoopin'.
[At haunted house, a howling sound is made from the background]
Martin: That's just Pam, letting us know she's alright.
[the gang thinks Tommy is rushing into marriage]
Gina: This is ridiculous! How's Tommy gonna marry someone he just met?
Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duuuh!
[Martin has insulted Pam during a টোস্ট to her marriage]
Gina: Martin, stop it!
Pam: Nah, nah, it's ok Gina. I mean, Martin did climb all the way down from that wedding cake to make this toast.
Martin: Tommy, it's all good. If আপনি like her, then we like her. It don't matter what color she is. I don't care if she's black, white, green, অথবা whatever.
Cole: [laughing] Martin, c'mon now! আপনি know you'd be trippin' if Tommy was dating a green girl.
Martin: [about Cole's lousy new apartment] Cole, c'mon now! This place is so small, that আপনি gotta go outside to change your mind!
Cole: See আপনি later, Pam... my little চকোলেট ho-ho.
Pam: [offended] What did আপনি call me?
Tommy: He meant "ring ding"... like the cupcake.
Sheneneh: [shouting] Is that your wife, অথবা is your dog walking backwards?
[Two midgets want Tommy to step outside with them in regards to some beef]
Martin: [ready to rumble] Tommy, আপনি alright? Want me to come with you?
Tommy: Martin, c'mon now! I can handle this on my own. I mean, what they gonna do? Untie my shoes?
[laughs hysterically]
[leaving message on answering machine]
Cole: Mom, I wanna come back. I'm lonely and my place is wack. Oh, and if আপনি get this message, it's me, Cole.
Brother Man: I'm Bruh-Man.
[holds up four fingers]
Brother Man: From the fifth flo'
Martin: আপনি know I'm sensitive about my job, আপনি didn't have to go there!
Pam: আপনি know I'm sensative about my buck shots, আপনি didn't have to go there!
Martin: There's a difference, a good job is hard to come by, but they got Dark & Lovely on damn near every corner আপনি pass!
Sheneneh: Kid, can আপনি চুম্বন me like আপনি did that light-skinned girl in House Party?
Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.
Tommy: Sheneneh, আপনি say you're a Christian woman... yet আপনি sit here and আপনি lie to these people. Now আপনি better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!
Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!
Martin: Pam, do আপনি prefer to be called "Ms. অথবা Mr."?
Pam: Do আপনি prefer "Jack" অথবা "a**"?
Martin: Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!
Valentino: I told you, আপনি could super-size it!
Sheneneh: I told you!... I'm a lady, and আপনি don't disrespect no lady! আপনি better watch your back!
Valentino: Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with $5!
Sheneneh: আপনি can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face!
Cole: Rent-A-Spoons!
Cole: I'll see আপনি in Hell, Martin!
Martin: Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother!
Martin: Pam, your hair is so nappy Wilson couldn't pick it!
Martin: Brother Man, whatcha doin' here, man?
Brother Man: Nothin'
[pause]
Brother Man: just chillin'.
Martin: Stanks a lot, Pam.
Tommy: My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home!
Cole: Tommy, আপনি dated a white girl in college!
Tommy: Oh, no, she wasn't white! She was French!
Mama Payne: Every সরানো আপনি make, every breath
[sniffs]
Mama Payne: আপনি take... I'll be watching you!
Mama Payne: Yo' applehead গাউন my boy!
Rev. Love: If I was still living that foul life, I'll get Franklins, but I'm not!
Laquita: (singing) Laquita Lumpkins an' her homegirl Sheneneh in da hizz-ouse! Hey!
Gina: Struck দ্বারা lightning, stay away from me!
Martin: The Lord know I just be playin' around!
Martin: Cole! no আপনি are NOT cuttin' yo' crusty-ass toenails up in here!
Martin: Bro'man! it's 3 in the morning! What are আপনি doin' up in here?
Martin: I keep having these nightmares. আপনি ever have them?
Brother Man: Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this আগুন escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly গাধা crib!. With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full of sammiches! But... , but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried.
Martin: WAZZUP!
Jerome: [singing] Uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! I say Jerome's in da house! I say Jerome's in da hou-oo-ah-oo - In da house!
Pam: Martin was the one who ব্যক্ত Cole was a virgin until he was 23!
Cole: He ব্যক্ত the ভাপে সিদ্ধ করা was so bad, the homeless give it back!
Martin: I প্রণয় the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it!
Mrs. Trinidad: Martin, don't fight this! Don't আপনি want me?
Gina: No, slut, I want you!
Gina: Where are they going to get married?
Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duh!
Martin: Cole, the পরবর্তি time আপনি think about getting another place, I don't wanna hear about it. Don't even call me!
Tommy: Cole.
Cole: Yes?
Tommy: I want আপনি to testify for me.
[Cole and Shanise carry on as if they were in church]
Tommy: I'm talkin' 'bout testifyin' in court, Cole!
Martin: Cole, I got four words to say to আপনি - Un, em, ploy, ment!
Gina: If আপনি don't get yo' Smokey-the-Bear, corny-joke tellin' behind out there, *you* are goin' to need a খুঁজুন party! That's the oath!
Martin: Pam, is that your breath smellin' like boiled bologna?
Pam: No, that's yo' feet eatin' through those shoes again.
Martin: আপনি ain't GOT no job, man!
Cole: That's because আপনি don't have an IQ of 31 like me.
Shanise: Don't আপনি mean 13?
Pam: I heard that, Ashford and Shrimpson!
[leaving a message]
Cole: Mom, I don't like it here. I wanna come প্রথমপাতা and my place is wack! See আপনি later. Oh, and দ্বারা the way, this is your son, Cole.
[Gary Coleman guest stars as "Maddog"]
Maddog: Let me tell you, I'm gonna start making money the right way. I'm a florist now.
Martin: What'chu talkin' 'bout, Maddog?
Mama Payne: Oh don't play dumb with me Gina! আপনি know damn well what this is about! আপনি got too much head to be stupid! আপনি didn't even invite me to the wedding! I'm still pissed about that... Thin Thighs!
Martin: When you're with Pam, read the signs. When আপনি feed bears, they follow ya home!
Gina: There's nothing wrong with my head, Martin! There's nothing wrong with my head!
Martin: Cole, do me a favor. Remind me to give আপনি an ass-whoopin' tomorrow.
Cole: [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin: Cole, do me a favor.
Cole: What's up?
Martin: Remind me to give আপনি an ass-whoopin' later.
Cole: [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin: Ummm... how 'bout 6:43?
Cole: I'm busy at 6:43... but I'm free at 6:44 though.
Martin: Oh, alright. Then at 6:44, I'ma be waitin' on that ass-whoopin'.
[At haunted house, a howling sound is made from the background]
Martin: That's just Pam, letting us know she's alright.
[the gang thinks Tommy is rushing into marriage]
Gina: This is ridiculous! How's Tommy gonna marry someone he just met?
Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duuuh!
[Martin has insulted Pam during a টোস্ট to her marriage]
Gina: Martin, stop it!
Pam: Nah, nah, it's ok Gina. I mean, Martin did climb all the way down from that wedding cake to make this toast.
Martin: Tommy, it's all good. If আপনি like her, then we like her. It don't matter what color she is. I don't care if she's black, white, green, অথবা whatever.
Cole: [laughing] Martin, c'mon now! আপনি know you'd be trippin' if Tommy was dating a green girl.
Martin: [about Cole's lousy new apartment] Cole, c'mon now! This place is so small, that আপনি gotta go outside to change your mind!
Cole: See আপনি later, Pam... my little চকোলেট ho-ho.
Pam: [offended] What did আপনি call me?
Tommy: He meant "ring ding"... like the cupcake.
Sheneneh: [shouting] Is that your wife, অথবা is your dog walking backwards?
[Two midgets want Tommy to step outside with them in regards to some beef]
Martin: [ready to rumble] Tommy, আপনি alright? Want me to come with you?
Tommy: Martin, c'mon now! I can handle this on my own. I mean, what they gonna do? Untie my shoes?
[laughs hysterically]
[leaving message on answering machine]
Cole: Mom, I wanna come back. I'm lonely and my place is wack. Oh, and if আপনি get this message, it's me, Cole.
Brother Man: I'm Bruh-Man.
[holds up four fingers]
Brother Man: From the fifth flo'
Martin: আপনি know I'm sensitive about my job, আপনি didn't have to go there!
Pam: আপনি know I'm sensative about my buck shots, আপনি didn't have to go there!
Martin: There's a difference, a good job is hard to come by, but they got Dark & Lovely on damn near every corner আপনি pass!
Sheneneh: Kid, can আপনি চুম্বন me like আপনি did that light-skinned girl in House Party?
