posted by Seanthehedgehog
I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and রামধনু Dash. This could be interesting.
Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't আপনি three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!
Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire বন্দুক at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two griffons: *fall to death*
Applejack: They got bombs!
Twilight: *disarms bomb*
Griffon 3489: *kills three ponies*
Twilight: We have ponies down. Send an অ্যাম্বুলেন্স over!
Luna: Ten 4. The অ্যাম্বুলেন্স will be here in approximately 1 and a half minutes.
Sean: No griffons yet.
রামধনু Dash: I knew Gustav was lying!
Pinkie Pie: Then why are there griffons flying toward us?!
Rarity: Damnit! Gilda is with them
Gilda: Well well, if it isn't my ex best friend, and three আরো lamewads.
Sean: Up yours asshole. *shoots griffons* আপনি call that lame?
Gilda: Why didn't আপনি shoot me?
রামধনু Dash: Were asking the questions.
Griffon 3489: Gilda! We are making progress on Canterlot.
Gilda: Copy that we just হারিয়ে গেছে Manehattan. *flies away*
Sean: That was easy.
Pinkie Pie: Back to Canterlot.
The four of us make our way back to Canterlot.
Celestia: We need backup, NOW!
Sean: At your service.
রামধনু Dash: The griffons didn't get Manehattan.
Celestia: Then who's guarding it?
Wasted pony: Dude. What if we were কার্টুন drawn দ্বারা humans?
Drunk pony: I'm not a human! Piss off. *falls on ground*