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 Steven Reelburg
Steven Reelburg
Dan arrived in a part of Las Pegasus known as Howlywood. It recieved it's name due to the many ponies that hunted wolves, before the town became famous for the movie industry.

Dan: Can আপনি tell me where Steven Reelburg is?
Flimflam bros worker: He's over there.
Dan: How did Flim & Flam get a movie business? *walks to Steven Reelburg*
Steve: Cut, and print. Alright everypony take 5.
Dan: Excuse me.
Steve: আপনি must be the টাট্টু রামধনু Dash sent.
Dan: Yes, and I need to have a word with you, about Jimmy Fountain.
Steve: Oh I know what you're up to আপনি son of a bitch! Let me just remind আপনি one time. Jimmy ফোয়ারা will never get that part!
Dan: Alright. Sorry for bringing that up. Why don't we settle it over dinner?
Steve: I don't know. (Never had someone in part of the mafia in my home, why not?)

So Steven Reelburg invited Dan, and a few other ponyville mafia members to his house for dinner.

Dan: So why can't Jimmy ফোয়ারা get a part of প্রণয় & Grenades?
Steve: He's not good enough.
Dan: The main character is just like him.
Steve: He still isn't good enough, and he'll never get that part!
Dan: (We'll see about that.)

1 ঘন্টা later

Big Mac: Where does Stevie keep his humans?
Dan: Inside this building. We'll take his pride male, and chop the head off.
Big Mac: *grabs axe* Eeyup.

The পরবর্তি morning. Steven Reelburg woke up to a huge surprise.

Steve: *finds blood* what the? *lifts blanket*

I don't wanna tell আপনি what he found there, but let me tell আপনি it made him scream for three hours straight!

Back in Manehattan, রামধনু Dash had an important job for Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: Is she in there?
Rarity: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Dashie!
রামধনু Dash: Hello Pinkie Pie. I have a job for you. I'm a little worried about Lesscage. He's making আরো money then us, and I wanna know why. I want আপনি to pretend you're not happy with your life here, and যোগদান them. Find out what আপনি can for me.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. *bounces away*

Later at a place called Shazam

Nickel: What do আপনি want?
Pinkie Pie: to যোগদান আপনি guys.
Manehattan pony23: Her mane is deflated.
Nickel: I know! So আপনি wanna যোগদান our organization?
Pinkie Pie: Ja! Can I? Can I?! I think I can, but can I?
Nickel: Ok. Have a cigarette. *lights for Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: I don't smoke, but I'll have some beer.
Manehattan pony23: Have as much as ya want.
Nickel: We'll pay আপনি 25,000 bits. Sound good?
Pinkie Pie: Eeyup.
Nickel: Grazi *grabs knife*
Manehattan টাট্টু 23: *stabs Pinkie's hoof*
Nickel: *stab's Pinkie's neck*
Pinkie Pie: *choking*
Nickel: *kills Pinkie Pie*
Manehattan pony23: Damn that রামধনু Dash. what do we do now?
Nickel: I'll tell আপনি what we do.

পরবর্তি part will be পোষ্ট হয়েছে tomorrow.
 Jimmy ফোয়ারা
Jimmy Fountain
Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one দিন I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of আপনি are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! আপনি can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of আপনি must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling আপনি would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased দ্বারা this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops পরবর্তি to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, আপনি go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. আপনি do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of আপনি wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their বন্ধু about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did আপনি get to যোগদান the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the দিন the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they প্রণয় a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the টাট্টু in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He ব্যক্ত he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill আপনি two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the রাস্তা from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and রামধনু Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one আরো thing we need. *Opens the ট্রাঙ্ক of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: আপনি must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with রামধনু Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! আপনি didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help দ্বারা mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! আপনি could have actually won this election if আপনি just listened to me. আপনি wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing পরবর্তি to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery বন্দুক with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine আরো traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up to the yards where his train was getting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
গাধা গাধা Inn

Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the গাধা গাধা Inn, everyone was sad. A টাট্টু was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a টাট্টু for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The টাট্টু with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection কার্ট on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have আপনি been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What বছর did আপনি start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the রাস্তা together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: আপনি mean...
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