A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?
We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air
Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh আপনি from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are আপনি doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did আপনি do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: আপনি sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: আপনি can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone
Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to আপনি the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & পাতিহাঁস Hugo.............Theirselves
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We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air
Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh আপনি from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are আপনি doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did আপনি do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: আপনি sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: আপনি can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone
Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to আপনি the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & পাতিহাঁস Hugo.............Theirselves
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Chevronet
Foallari
Hoofington
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the দুর্গ hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue টাট্টু that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she ব্যক্ত her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) ব্যক্ত Dark shadow. Run! ব্যক্ত পান্না and twilight. What are we going to! ব্যক্ত Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! ব্যক্ত Twilight.
(Roar!) ব্যক্ত dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us ব্যক্ত Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped ব্যক্ত Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the পরবর্তি part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No টাট্টু shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every টাট্টু shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
অথবা else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at রামধনু Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
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Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No টাট্টু shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every টাট্টু shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
অথবা else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at রামধনু Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved দ্বারা many. I made them laugh. Then one দিন I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that নমস্কার apologized! She's giving আপনি a মাফিন ভান্দার right পরবর্তি to my কেক shop! OMG and আপনি get to have me throw আপনি a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved দ্বারা many. I made them laugh. Then one দিন I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that নমস্কার apologized! She's giving আপনি a মাফিন ভান্দার right পরবর্তি to my কেক shop! OMG and আপনি get to have me throw আপনি a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")