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Gordon was taken to Los Pegasus.

Michael: So, what kind of locomotives can আপনি drive?
Gordon: Nothing.
Michael: Don't say that, there's gotta be something you're good at.
Gordon: Diesel. I'll only drive diesels, and that's that.
Michael: Then আপনি can switch passenger cars in the station.
Gordon: Switching?! I wanted to take a train somewhere very far!
Michael: *Covering ears* First off, আপনি talk too loud. Second, if আপনি want to work on this railroad with a diesel, আপনি need to switch cars in the station.
Gordon: Do আপনি only have diesel switchers?
Michael: Yes.
Gordon: Why did I come here? *Goes to work*
Michael: *A little worried*
Gordon: *Goes to switcher*
Colt: নমস্কার look. It's a fat pony.
Gordon: Shut up.
Colt: I don't have too! *Sticks out tongue*
Gordon: *Walks away* Kids these days. They don't know any better.

Michael was on the phone in his office talking to Pete

Pete: How is everything going?
Michael: Not too bad so far. We got in a little bit of an argument, but I straightened everything out.
Pete: Good. Now আপনি can bring him to Cheyenne tomorrow, just like আপনি did with Stylo.
Michael: Ok.

Back in the yards, Gordon was driving his locomotive too fast.

Gordon: *Nearly derails passenger cars*
Passengers: Ah! Those cars nearly left the tracks.
Gordon: *Stops too quickly*

Everything in the passenger cars was airborne for a little while, and then they fell to the ground, and broke.

Passengers: *Entering train*
Gordon: *Uncouples locomotive from train*
Passengers: *sees debris* What is this?! Why are there broken plates in this car?
Gordon: Did I do that? *Gets back in locomotive, and drives away*
Michael: *Arrives at station* I think it's time to check on how Gordon's doing.
Passenger: Excuse me, there's broken plates all over the floor in every passenger car.
Michael: How is that possible?
Passenger: I think it had something to do with the switcher.
Michael: I'll speak to him right away.
Gordon: *Waiting in siding*
Michael: *Arrives* Were আপনি switching a passenger train too fast?
Gordon: I wouldn't say too fast, but-
Michael: I don't like being lied to.
Gordon: I didn't know I was going too fast.

পরবর্তি day, it was time for Gordon to go back. When he returned to Cheyenne, Stylo was there waiting.

Pete: How was it?
Michael: Bad. Gordon kept lying to me. One time, he just beat up a টাট্টু for being Japanese.
Gordon: I thought he was a North Korean.
Pete: You're so pathetic.
Gordon: Hey, I'd like to see আপনি do some work for a change. আপনি never drive any trains at all.
Pete: I'm too busy with paperwork.
Michael: Anyway, how did things with Stylo go?
Pete: Great. Stylo really liked working here.
Stylo: Actually Pete, I could stay here if আপনি want.
Michael & Pete: What?
Stylo: Michael, I would like to quit your railroad, and যোগদান Pete's.
Michael: Ok. *Goes to train*
Gordon: Great. Yet another টাট্টু on the rails.
Everyone: *Laughs*

The End

On The পরবর্তি Episode of Ponies On The Rails

It's the season 3 premiere, and it will be published in February.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a দুশ্চরিত্রা would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. দ্বারা the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing ভেঁপু in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are আরো reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four সেকেন্ড আরো then it was supposed to take for all of আপনি to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do আপনি know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are বন্ধু live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: নমস্কার everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the পূর্ববর্তি episode how আপনি ব্যক্ত we might get killed দ্বারা assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are আপনি still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! আপনি have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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[Same as the title]
রামধনু dash
my little টাট্টু
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these গন্ডোলা, gondola freight cars were pushed দ্বারা Coffee Creme in her engine.
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told দ্বারা Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two গন্ডোলা, gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will আপনি ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..

Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded দ্বারা huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how আপনি keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...
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So I've decided to do a review series cause I'm bored. i'm going to start with 2Snacks' Two Best Sisters Play series. lets start with Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. It's about one the sisters convincing the other to climb a building to get an achievement that doesn't exist(i played it enough to know that it doesn't). There's not alot of অ্যানিমেশন but it's still pretty funny with the উৎস material it's from. I'm going to skip to portal because to do all of them would be pretty boring. Portal is the most comedic because it doesn't have alot of gameplay and the way the sisters are portrayed is hilarious. Although the part with GMod is weird. All in all i give it 4 কলা outta 5
Well this was the first Let's B*tch About stuff
I don't know if you'll like but i tried my best.
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian টাট্টু 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored দ্বারা Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

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Part of their new album, IMmortal!
my little টাট্টু
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added by Jade_23
added by Jade_23
Equestria, have আপনি ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, আপনি are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, অথবা evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of টাট্টু does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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