posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Con crashed his car, he fell asleep. When he woke up, he found himself tied to a chair in a abandoned warehouse.
Con: *Wakes up*
Der Cheif: Remember me?
Con: *Sees Der Cheif* What do আপনি want?
Der Cheif: আপনি took all my money, and I want it now. *Hits Con* Where is it?
Der Cheif: What was that? *Hits Con* I need to know where the money is.
Con: Go fuck yourself.
Der Cheif: *Hits Con, and kicks him*
Mr Black: *Arrives*
Der Cheif: Ah, sir. I was just about to ask him where the money was.
Mr. Black: No need for that. He doesn't know shit, so let him out.
Der Cheif: Sir-
Mr. Black: Let him out!
Der Cheif: *Unties Con*
Con: Thank আপনি *Leaves*
Der Cheif: What are আপনি letting him escape for?
Mr. Black: Believe me, I got this all planned out.
Con returned to C.I.E Headquarters in Canterlot, when he saw Vesper.
Con: What are আপনি doing here?
Vesper: P called me over. He wanted to congratulate the both of us for getting that money.
Vesper: আপনি do have it, don't you?
Con: I don't know *grabs suitcase* I think I may have- *Opens suitcase* Made plans to have the both of us go on a vacation.
Vesper: *Looks at money in suitcase* Oh yes. What do আপনি have planned?
Con: Let me talk to P first, and then I'll tell আপনি everything. *goes into P's office*
P: Ah, Con. আপনি made it.
Con: Yes. I want to talk to আপনি about something.
P: And I want to talk to আপনি as well. আপনি did a very good job getting the money back from Der Cheif. If they got their hooves on all that dough, they would have access to all kinds of weapons of destruction.
Con: Well, I'm glad I got the job done, but now I have something to tell you.
Con: I'm going to retire.
P: *Laughing* That's a good one 0007. Now, we need to-
Con: Sir, I'm serious. I'm moving into Canada with Vesper, and we're going to live a happy life.
P: Hm. Well, I'm sorry that you're leaving us, but I do hope আপনি two have a wonderful future together.
Con: Thanks. *Walks out of office* Let's go Vesper. We're going to Vanhoover.
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