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Sean The Hedgehog presents

Based off the roleplay দ্বারা Applejackrocks1

Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala

Dedicated to Applejackrocks1

I miss her so much :(

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits দ্বারা door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see আপনি again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen. I need to sneak my soldiers into Equestria, can আপনি help me?
Discord: Yes I can. The ponies are preparing for something called the Grand Galloping Gala. That will be our perfect time to strike!
Robotnik: Very well
Sean: (What's the Grand Galloping Gala?)
Discord: How many units would আপনি like to send above ground with me?
Robotnik: Twenty.
Discord: As আপনি wish.

Twenty Nazi soldiers marched into the building Discord walked into, and soon we were going above ground.

Sean: I have to warn the ponies about this!
Discord: *opens door* Are আপনি sure আপনি don't want any hot চকোলেট before আপনি leave?
Sean: *hops off building*
Nazi: Nein. We have our orders to set up base দ্বারা the train station.
Sean: দ্বারা the train station?
Nazi: Was that a voice? *spots Sean*
Sean: *runs*
Discord: What are আপনি waiting for?! GET HIM!!
Nazis: *fire guns*
Sean: *fires back*
Discord: Keep shooting! The ice is cracking!!
Sean: *kills two Nazis*
Nazi captain: Get him now!!
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Sean: *slips* Whoa!
Nazis: *shooting ice*
Sean: *shoots Nazi* They're so far I might hit the ice instead of them.
Nazi captain: Get me a sniper rifle.
Nazis: *give captain rifle*
Nazi captain: *looks through scope* He's gone.

I ran away. I knew someone had to be told this, and who else but the mane six? I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what আপনি doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to tell you!
Twilight: What is it?
Applejack: Discord, wants to destroy the gala!
Twilight: OH NO!!
Sean: What is the gala anyway?
Twilight: It's this dance. And speaking of the gala, Celestia sent us eight tickets. I guess it's for me, my friends, Spike, and you.
Sean: Does she send tickets to everypony for free?
Twilight: No, she's doing this for me cuz I'm her student I guess.
Applejack: You're a princess, that's why.
Twilight: Right, well let's just warn the others.

20 মিনিট later, everypony was out in town hall.

Mayor Mare: Citizens of Ponyville, and Canterlot! We have to fight against Discord if we are to enjoy the gala. I ask that ponies under 15 years old do not fight in this.
Applebloom: Great.
Sweetie Belle: So much for getting a cutie mark on military stuff.
Scootaloo: It's not the military! It's the army!!
Mayor Mare: Who are you?
Sean: Sean the hedgehog, born on December 23, 1996.
Mayor Mare: Ok, you're in. Name?
রামধনু Dash: Come on Mayor, আপনি know me!
Mayor Mare: Oh yes রামধনু Dash, of course. And are the rest of your বন্ধু going to be in this war?
রামধনু Dash: Yeah, it was Twilight's idea.
Mayor Mare: How is Twilight?
রামধনু Dash: She's doing great, in fact here she is.
Twilight: What's gucci mayor?
Mayor Mare: Gucci? Oh আপনি mean what's good? I forgot আপনি had the voice of a black man.
Twilight: Right.
Spike: If আপনি do anything to Twilight..
Sean: After all we've been through, আপনি still don't trust me?
Spike: Yes.
Sean: Well let me tell আপনি something. Twilight is cool, and I would not do anything to hurt her.
Spike: She already has a boyfriend.
Sean: I'm dating রামধনু Dash for crying out loud!
Twilight: Sean, let's go!
Sean: Alright, I have to go now. See you.
Rarity: So where did আপনি say they were setting up base?
Sean: দ্বারা the train station.
Fluttershy: That's right in front of us!
Nazis: *hear Fluttershy*
Sean: A little less loud পরবর্তি time? Thank you.
Nazis: *set up MG42*
Sean: Quick! Take cover, and get ready to attack!
Nazis: *shoot machine gun*
Ponies: *die*
Sean: *shoots machine gunner*
Nazi: *falls over wall*
Robotnik: Was ist das?!
Nazis: We're under attack দ্বারা the ponies!
Robotnik: Is Sean The Hedgehog with them?
Nazis: *check* JA! He's there.
Robotnik: Scheiße!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots near Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullet* How many are out there?
Nazi: Umm, 27
Nazi machine gunner: *kills pony*
Nazi: 26 now.
Robotnik: Alright, we outnumber them for now. Keep the attack up.
Nazi: *throws grenade*
Sean: *shoots grenade*
Nazi: *dies*
Major Von Hapen: Send five soldiers to the station!
Leiutenant Werner: Yes sir!

Five Nazis came running towards us.

Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for আপনি Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
রামধনু Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I think we got them all.
Sean: Yup. Let's get the train, and go to Canterlot.
Robotnik: I can't believe this! *runs away*

Soon, a train arrived to get us into Canterlot

Sean: Alright, let's go *enters train*
Mane 6: *enters train*
Twilight: Man, what about Spike?
রামধনু Dash: What about him? He'll be fine.
Twilight: *sighs* Alright, but I'm not sure if I should leave him alone.
Spike: *stuck in house* Twilight's not here. I might as well make myself a milkshake. *looks for ice cream* Now where is that refrigerator?

While trying to open the door, Spike accidentally made the refrigerator fall over

Spike: Oh great! Now how am I going to get my ice cream? Hmmmm

দ্বারা Twilight's house

Robotnik: Alright General, do আপনি remember what to do?
General Rosemeyer: Yes, I know. We stop the train they're on, and kill all the ponies on it.
Robotnik: Including Sean The Hedgehog.
General Rosemeyer: Ja. We will defeat him.
Robotnik: Good. Now hurry, before they get to Canterlot. The gala will start if they do make it.
General Rosemeyer: I will prevent it from starting sir.

Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have আপনি noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!! *opens refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: That was..
Spike: I know. Violent
Sapphire Shores: SENSATIONAL!! Nice work getting the door open.
Spike: Thanks, but I have to make myself a milkshake *runs to house with ice cream*
Sapphire Shores: What about your fridge?
Spike: Keep it!

On the train however, things weren't going our way

Sean: Girls, do আপনি hear an airplane?
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? *looks out window*
Nazis: *flying airplanes*
Sean: Get down *grabs machine gun*
Nazis: Feind in Sicht ist, machen Sie sich bereit zu feuern
Sean: *fires machine gun*
Nazis: *dodge bullets* NOW!! *shoot windows*
Rarity: Oh jeez! That one peice of glass nearly hit me!
Sean: *shoots wing on airplane*
Nazi pilot 1: Ich gehe nach unten!
Nazi pilot 2: Ich werde mit গর্ত Feinden umzugehen *gets to back of train*
Sean: He's turning around for another pass!

Still, could be worse

Spike: *sees ice cream* Great! How am I going to get it out of this box though? *sees chainsaw* Hmmmm

10 সেকেন্ড later

Spike: *uses chainsaw* Here we go *gets ice cream all over house* Oh no!

he Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
রামধনু Dash: What are আপনি doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!! Excellent.
Sean: What's next?
Twilight: I guess we defend this train from Robotnik's army.
Sean: Good enough for me.

Meanwhile in ponyville

Nazis: *go to Twilight's house*
Discord: She has to be here somewhere!
Nazis: We're telling you, Twilight is going to Canterlot.
Discord: And I am telling you, you're wrong! *kicks door open*
Spike: AHH!
Discord: Take the dragon! We'll go to Canterlot with him.
Nazis: Come here boy.
Spike: ehh.... *burps fire*
Nazis: *on fire* ACh!! Help! *run out of house*
Discord: Retards. *kidnaps Spike*
Colonel Kramer: *driving truck* Let's go Discord!
Discord: *enters truck*
Colonel Kramer: What do আপনি have in the bag?
Discord: A prisoner. We're taking him to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: What are we doing with him?
Discord: Ransom.

Back on the train

Twilight: *worried*
রামধনু Dash: What's wrong Twilight?
Twilight: Man, I'm still worried about Spike.
রামধনু Dash: Give it a rest. He's doing fine, and is probably enjoying a..
Spike: Milkshake, and then আপনি guys come barging in to torturize me! Why am I in this bag?!
Discord: You're going to Canterlot.

While Spike was being kidnapped, and going to Canterlot the train was running low on fuel

Engineers: *refueling*
Applejack: Well, this will slow us down.
Sean: They're refueling quickly, I'm sure we'll get to Canterlot with no আরো time to waste after this.
Nazis: *driving trucks*
Sean: *sees trucks* Enemy vehicles nine o' clock!
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein!
Sean: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *stop trucks*
Sean: They're unloading the troops!
Nazis: *jump out of truck*
Engineers: We're all fueled up *drives train*
Sean: *waves good bye*
Nazi: Damnt! *goes back to truck*
Nazis: *get in trucks*
Rarity: They're following us!
Sean: Are they getting close?
Rarity: *shakes head yes*
Sean: *shoots tires*
Nazis: *spin out of control*
Fluttershy: They're going to crash into the train!
Sean: Not if I can help it *gives gun to রামধনু Dash*
Fluttershy: What are আপনি going to do?
Sean: Prevent them from derailing the train *jumps out*
Applejack: What?!
Twilight: *looks out window* He's alright!
Sean: *grabs trucks*
Nazis: Fick dich
Sean: *throws trucks*

And speaking of trucks

Discord: *driving truck*
Spike: *struggling to get free*
Colonel Kramer: He's trying to get out.
Discord: But he can't! Hahaha.
Colonel Kramer: *sees trucks flying towards them* Step on it!
Discord: Ok *goes faster*

The trucks landed on Discord's truck, and somehow, Spike escaped.

Discord: Ugh, gag!! Get him!!
Nazis: *show up out of nowhere* Surrender dragon!
Spike: *puts hands up*

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 সেকেন্ড later

Fluttershy: Oh no! আরো airplanes!!
রামধনু Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
রামধনু Dash: If আপনি say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not shooting.
Sean: They don't have bombs either.
Nazi pilots: *drop grease on tracks*
Engineer: Shit! We have wheel spin *pours sand on tracks*
Sean: Stay here. I'll be back *goes to engine*
Nazis: *shoot at Sean*
রামধনু Dash: *shoot pilot* One down, two to go.

Four trucks then arrived

Applejack: Uhm, Rainbow?
রামধনু Dash: What is it?
Applejack: আরো enemies.
রামধনু Dash: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
রামধনু Dash: What are they shooting at?
Sean: *running on শীর্ষ of train*
Nazis: *still shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots truck tire*
Engineer: What's happening?
Sean: I came to check on আপনি guys. What did those airplanes do?
Engineer: They dropped grease on the rails.
Sean: How far is Canterlot?
Engineer: About nine minutes.
Sean: Keep it up. Make sure আপনি only shovel in coal when আপনি need it.
Engineer: I know what to do!
Sean: *runs back to mane 6*
Nazis: *shooting at engineer*
Sean: They dropped grease on the rails.
রামধনু Dash: Is that bad?
Sean: Yes, very. Our engine won't have much traction on the rails with slippery wheels.
রামধনু Dash: *eyes are wide open* I think we have something আরো serious then traction to worry about.
Sean: Why? *sees tank* oh
Robotnik: *driving tank*
Sean: Of course, he's driving the tank. *jumps out of train*
Applejack: Where's he going?
Sean: *jumps on to tank*
Robotnik: Guten tag. *grabs gun*
Sean: Drop it *grabs gun*
Robotnik: *drops gun* Sure thing *hits Sean*
রামধনু Dash: *shooting at Robotnik*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Nazis: Sir! Need help?
Robotnik: Nein. *pushes Sean*
Sean: *goes toward ledge* Aah *falls off, then grabs ledge*
রামধনু Dash: *kills Nazis*
Applejack: Stop that! You'll kill him!
রামধনু Dash: I'm not aiming anywhere near him!
Applejack: The tracks are getting closer to that tank. I have a plan *grabs rope*
Robotnik: *sees tree* Hmm.
Sean: *Climbing up*
Robotnik: Damnit *goes away from tree*
Sean: *grabs tree*
রামধনু Dash: Looks like আপনি don't need that rope.
Applejack: You, and Twilight should go help him.
Twilight: Man, we're on it!
Robotnik: *moves tank away from train*
Sean: *jumps off*
Robotnik: Was ist das?
Sean: *hits tank with tree*
Robotnik: *climbs out*
Sean: How did আপনি survive that?
Robotnik: No clue, but since I nearly died. *grabs gun*
Sean: *swings tree*
Robotnik: *shoots Sean*

Twilight & রামধনু Dash arrive

Twilight: Oh helll no!!
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
রামধনু Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Sean: *barely standing*
Robotnik: *kills Sean*
রামধনু Dash: NO!!
Robotnik: Ja. *aims gun at রামধনু Dash*
রামধনু Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *shoots himself*
রামধনু Dash: How am I going to carry these two to the train?

As রামধনু carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.

Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! রামধনু is carrying her with Sean.
রামধনু Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
রামধনু Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do আপনি know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
রামধনু Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
রামধনু Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*

If রামধনু Dash could go fast enough, she would be able to push the train all the way to Canterlot.

Applejack: What is she doing?
রামধনু Dash: *flying 400 miles an hour*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis* Don't worry about that. We have enemies coming toward us!
রামধনু Dash: *pushes train*
Fluttershy: She's pushing the train.
Pinkie Pie: The enemies must have killed the engineer, and stolen the fuel for our train.
Applejack: Well, let's hope they don't kill her!!
রামধনু Dash: *pushing train at 30 miles an hour*
Nazis: *shooting at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *returns fire*
Major Von Hapen: Enough! Half of আপনি shoot Pinkie, the others shoot রামধনু Dash.
Nazis: *shoot at রামধনু Dash*

Only one bullet hit the blue pegasus

রামধনু Dash: Ow!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis*
রামধনু Dash: *sees hill*
Applejack: Rainbow!! আপনি gotta go faster!
রামধনু Dash: *pushing train* I think I can, I think I can.
Applejack: Keep it up.
Nazis: *still shooting at রামধনু Dash*
Pinkie Pie: *blows up truck*

The explosion caused a chain reaction, and even destroyed the airplanes

রামধনু Dash: They're all dead! *gets train to top*
Fluttershy: It's over.
Applejack: Yah!
রামধনু Dash: We did it!
Applejack: No Rainbow. আপনি did it. For a pegasus, আপনি really know how to সরানো heavy stuff.
রামধনু Dash: *blushes*
Rarity: We're at Canterlot.
Celestia: *sees mane 6* Good work, all of you.
Rarity: Thank you.
Pinkie Pie: We need your help. Sean, and Twilight are dead.
Celestia: Oh no. Bring them out here, I'll bring them back to life.

I was brought out of the train with Twilight, and Celestia soon started casting her spell, but I would change after she did.

After being brought back to life, I soon stood up expecting enemies

Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Celestia: Canterlot
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that আপনি defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded দ্বারা light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!

But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.

Sean: What happened?
Celestia: My spell must've turned আপনি into a pony.
Sean: Do আপনি know why?
Celestia: I guess it's because the spell came from a pony, me.
Sean: Will I be one forever?
Celestia: No. আপনি should turn back to normal in 30 minutes. After that, the gala will begin.
রামধনু Dash: Hey, আপনি look hotter then আপনি did before.
Sean: Well, I guess that's true.
রামধনু Dash: And I know how to make those 30 মিনিট last a long time.
Twilight: Man, these two are about to get it on!
Sean: Yes we are. Away from you.

The both of us left to be somewhere a little আরো private. While that was going on, we go back to Robotnik. It seemed like he was defeated at first, but he still had a lot of soldiers.

Major Von Hapen: *walks towards Robotnik*
Robotnik: I thought আপনি died in a explosion.
Major Von Hapen: No, I ran off. They nearly shot me, but I made it look like they killed me.
Robotnik: Excellent. I have something for you, and the rest of our army to do. In the meantime, I'm going to get reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: Very well sir.

30 মিনিট later, the gala began

Sean: *arrives in his normal form*
রামধনু Dash: What do আপনি want to do first?
Sean: Dance.
রামধনু Dash: *dances with Sean*
Pinkie Pie: *eating cake* Was ist das?! *spits cake out* Who puts balogna, and শাক in a cake?!
gala pony: I did. Do আপনি have a problem with that?
Pinkie Pie: Cake is supposed to taste wunderbar! Not unwunderbar.
gala pony: I'm not german, but I'm sure that word does not exist.
Pinkie Pie: I'm german! That word does exist.
gala pony: Whatever *walks away*

We were all enjoying the gala when suddenly

Celestia: *hears airplanes* Where is that coming from?!
Pinkie Pie: *sees airplanes*
Nazis: *parachute from airplane*
Robotnik: *does the same*
রামধনু Dash: What is it Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Nazi soldiers!
Rarity: Again?! I thought they were dead!
Sean: Keep the others safe! Dash, come with me!
রামধনু Dash: *follows Sean*
Celestia: Twilight, আপনি and the rest of your বন্ধু should go too.
Twilight: Right. Come on girls!
rest of the mane 6: *follows Twilight*
Sean: *shooting Nazis*
Robotnik: *lands* Missed me?
Sean: Barely. I should've known আপনি would come back.
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
Sean: *grabs Robotnik*
Robotnik: *punches Sean*
Sean: *jumps to শীর্ষ of castle*
Robotnik: Let me go!
Sean: Ok *throws Robotnik onto roof*
রামধনু Dash: *watching* I gotta help him!
Applejack: NO! *Grabs রামধনু Dash* Stay outta this one.
Sean: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *pushes Sean*
Sean: *falls onto lower roof*
Robotnik: *jumps down*
Sean: *rolls toward window*
Robotnik: *kicks Sean through window*
Applejack: Oooh.
রামধনু Dash: Now will আপনি let me help him?!
Applejack: Did আপনি see what he did to Sean? I ain't letting আপনি get hurt.
Robotnik: *chokes Sean*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Robotnik: Ah *falls on table* I killed you! How did আপনি come back to life?! I fucking killed you!!
Sean: আপনি wanna stop?
Robotnik: NO!!
Sean: *grabs Robotnik* Fine *throws Robotnik to airplane*
রামধনু Dash: Now he doens't need my help. Way to go আপেল jack ass.
Robotnik: *grabs airplane* I'll get my revenge on আপনি someday!!!
Fluttershy: What about these Nazis?
Nazis: *run away*
Sean: *grabs part of ground*
Rarity: Is he really?
Sean: *throws ground*
Twilight: He is.
Nazis: *die*

After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.

Celestia: আপনি have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without রামধনু Dash.
রামধনু Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face রামধনু Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help আপনি darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, আপনি forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are আপনি অভিনয় like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well আপনি did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.

But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville

Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are আপনি Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are আপনি a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are আপনি here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to যোগদান yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.

The End
posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are আপনি studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] আপনি planning on being a professor অথবা something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and লেবু Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case বিস্কুট returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job আপনি three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would আপনি like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No আরো cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. পরবর্তি day, Gordon was sleeping when Case বিস্কুট walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
গাধা গাধা Inn

Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the গাধা গাধা Inn, everyone was sad. A টাট্টু was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a টাট্টু for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed দ্বারা any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: আপনি know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, অথবা terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. আপনি don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic রামধনু as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police টাট্টু 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here দ্বারা train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police টাট্টু 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police টাট্টু 36: I'll notify him, and আপনি must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police টাট্টু 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth টাট্টু with কমলা hooves. He was pulling over a টাট্টু in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic রামধনু as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a ছুরি like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock দেওয়াল behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your দিন to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth টাট্টু with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will আপনি ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded দ্বারা huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how আপনি keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed দ্বারা the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do আপনি want from me?
Trixie:I want আপনি to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But আপনি can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now আপনি are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is আরো weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't আপনি dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are আপনি going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with আপনি again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need আপনি anymore.You know what?I didn't needed আপনি at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am দ্বারা your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e পাঠ করা this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. আপনি don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case অথবা my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and নিদ্রা উদ্রেককর লতা in his অনুরাগী fiction! It's insanely rude, and if আপনি don't like it, don't মতামত on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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added by MegaTJ
Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
added by sweet_cream
Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart