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 Money Bags
Money Bags
(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass pull up to Money Bags apartment)
বরই Jerkum: (Looks at guards) There's আরো guards then I thought. Okay, What we'll do is sneak around the back and well slowly make our way to Money Bag's room. We'll then take him out quietly and sneak back here. How does that sound, Shot (Turns to see an open door and Shot Glass gone) (Turns in opposite direction) Oh no
Shot Glass: Oh, hey, guys. Wow, nice place Ol' Money Bags got here
Guard: This is a restricted area. leave the area now
Shot Glass: Now hold on. Me and Money were good বন্ধু in um... pre-school. I just wanted to catch up on old times
Guard: Leave. Now.
Shot Glass: Oh come on. Can't আপনি just let me say hello
Guard: If আপনি don't go, we will use force
Shot Glass: Oh, now were talking (Pulls out a gun and shoots guard) (Alerts other guards) (Other guards start shooting)
Shot Glass: (Hides behind dumpster) Anytime আপনি want to help, Plum
বরই Jerkum: Your an asshole, Shot. আপনি know that? (Runs to স্কুলের while getting shot at) Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck (Gets behind dumpster)
Shot Glass: Okay, I'll start shooting at these guys, while আপনি run to that দেওয়াল over there (Points at brick wall) Ready. One. Two. THREE!!! (Shot Glass shoots guards while বরই Jerkum runs to wall) (Plum Jerkum gets behind wall)
Shot Glass: See. That wasn't so bad. Now, help me with these guys
বরই Jerkum: Well (Holds gun) Here goes nothing (Points gun and fires) (Hits and kills guard) HA! Shot! I got one!
Shot Glass: Congratu-fucking-lations. We'll celebrate once we kill these guys and get the money inside. Now help me already (Fires gun) (Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass continue to আগুন বন্দুক and kill other guards) (Firing stops)
বরই Jerkum: I think we got them all
Shot Glass: Good. Lets go get that Money Fags guy (Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass walk inside apartment building) (More guards come and shoot at them) (Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass hide behind wall)
Shot Glass: Are আপনি fucking kidding me. আরো fucking guards. This guy must be rich as hell to pay for all these guys. Now I want his fortune even আরো (Shoots and kills two guards)
বরই Jerkum: Thats great. We'll get it once he's dead (Shoots and kills two other guards)
Shot Glass: I hope so (Runs from cover and hits last guard in the face with his hoof) Hay, thats about it. We can start moving now (Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass walk up stairs) (Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass find Money Bags room) (Pony knocks on Money Bags door) Um... Mr. Bags. (Door opens) (Pony gets shot in the chest and flies into দেওয়াল behind him)
Shot Glass: Oh, fuck. That guys got a shot gun
বরই Jerkum: আপনি don't say (Sarcastic)
Money Bags: Where are আপনি two? Come out! I'm ready for you
Shot Glass: (Whispers to Plum) Wait here, I'll be back (Walks down stairs)
Money Bags: Come out, আপনি two. I know your here. I'll find you! Even if আপনি kill me, my brother, Diamond Ring will find you. He's got some a friend from Liberhay City that will gut আপনি two like fish
বরই Jerkum: Diamond Ring? Liberhay City? I don't like what he's saying
Money Bags: Come out, আপনি bitches! I can take you! (Money Bags jerks) (Moneys Bags falls onto ground) (Shot Glass puts gun away)
Shot Glass: আপনি sure about that
বরই Jerkum: How did আপনি get fro here to over there
Shot Glass: Other stair way
বরই Jerkum: We'd better call Six Shooter
Shot Glass: Um... আপনি better call Six Shooter. I'D better go into Douche Bags house and look for all that cash. See আপনি soon
বরই Jerkum: (Dials number) Hay, Six Shooter. Its done. That Money Bags guy is dead
Six Shooter: Good work. I knew আপনি and your brother would pull it of, with আপনি being smart and your brother being a fucking nut-job. Good job
Shot Glass: HOLY SHIT!!! PLUM!!! GET IN HERE AND LOOK AT THIS!!! (Plum Walks into room)
বরই Jerkum: What. What do আপনি want to sho- (Stops and looks at broken নিরাপদ full of cash)
Shot Glass: What did I tell you? Have I ever been wrong?
Six Shooter: Why did আপনি stop? Are আপনি guys dead
বরই Jerkum: Um... we just found a lot of cash in the safe
Shot Glass: (Takes phone) Yeah, since that Money Bags guy is dead, were just going to take it and-
Six Shooter: Negative. The money stays there. If আপনি do take it, then the media will see আপনি were the ones who killed Money Bags instead if me
Shot Glass: Well, I think that after getting shot at, we deserve a fair pay.
Six Shooter: Okay. We'll let বরই decide. Does he want to help the law and leave the money behind, অথবা take it and become a criminal just like his psychotic brother
Shot Glass: Plum. Choose quickly before I use my gun on this prick
বরই Jerkum: Well...
(To get this to start moving, I want আপনি guys to decide what বরই Jerkum decides. Should he leave the money, অথবা take it. There is a consequence to each one, so you'll have to choose to see which choice is made. It will be final in the পরবর্তি 24 hours)
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