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posted by AquaMarine6663
I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. দ্বারা now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood, and as we passed a house I heard someone say my name. "Justin! where are আপনি heading?" Jeremiah, a ginger with blue eyes and long hair, ran up to me. "I told you, don't call me Justin. I prefer to be called Mr. Nimbly." I said, feeling very annoyed. "Okay, grumpy. Where are we headed?" i glared at him. "I'M headed wherever Jewel takes me." I snapped. "Okey dokey!" he said, skipping after me. Jewel led me to a forest, and we stopped দ্বারা a small ফুল bush. "There it is!" she said, pointing at something with her paw. "What? I don't see it." I said. "then get closer, idiot!" she yelled at me. I leaned অগ্রবর্তী and saw a tiny blue dot. "Hmm... a portal." i said, poking at it with my cane.
Now, I don't remember exactly what happened afterward, but I remember waking up outside a forest. I looked down at my hands, but saw they were hooves instead. "hmm..." i said, patting my head, and then, *clunk* I found what I was looking for. "Ah, a horn. We're in Equestria." I told Jewel. I glanced over, and saw Jeremiah, who was now a thin stallion with light yellow fur. "Come along, Jeremiah." I said, setting off with Jewel on my back. I followed a path, knowing that it lead to Ponyville. "Um, Nimbles?" Jeremiah said, calling me that stupid nickname he made up for me. "what?" I ব্যক্ত irritably. "How do আপনি know we're in Equestria?" I lifted an eyebrow at him. "A brony knows his facts, Jeremiah." I told him. As we reached Ponyville, a পরাকাষ্ঠা mare seemed to pop out of nowhere. "Hi! Welcome to Ponyville! Who are you? I'm Pinkie Pie." she ব্যক্ত very quickly. "I, am Mr. Nimbly." I said. Jeremiah skipped up to her. "I'm Jeremiah! Nice to meet you, honey." he said. Jewel climbed up to my ear. "What's with Jeremiah and having nick-names for people?" she asked. I shrugged. "I don't know, Jewel." Pinkie Pie smiled. "Well, let me প্রদর্শনী আপনি around!" she said, bounding off. I pretty much had no choice but to follow.
 Mr. Nimbly!!!
Mr. Nimbly!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: আপনি interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. আপনি know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and সরানো right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the মাস this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and চক্রদন্ত entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia টাট্টু walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. আপনি three wait here. If he runs, আপনি can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits পরবর্তি to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The পরবর্তি day, Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট went to Sam's house in Gordon's কুপ Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have আপনি ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I প্রণয় this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told আপনি yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and চক্রদন্ত followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to যোগদান us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best আপনি can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast খাবার restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones আপনি don't like..

Trixie: No.. I প্রণয় them, and save...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If আপনি couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the চলচ্চিত্র fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are আপনি f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since ব্যাটম্যান is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 মিনিট ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here আপনি complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I প্রণয় to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about আরো things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe আপনি have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, আপনি know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our পরবর্তি episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes আপেল from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why আপনি should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all আপনি did was প্রদর্শনী up, sit down, and say "that's why আপনি should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give আপনি twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told আপনি my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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This scene and the পরবর্তি scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One আরো মুষ্ট্যাঘাত will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why আপনি still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I ব্যক্ত was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But আপনি lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... আপনি guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel দ্বারা “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then সরানো our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and রামধনু Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car পরবর্তি to three Jeeps, owned দ্বারা Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the দুর্গ entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to রামধনু Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to রামধনু Dash* আপনি know আপনি shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I ব্যক্ত it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: টাট্টু সঙ্গীত VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the প্রদর্শনী itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce আপনি to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The মাস award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The মাস awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
গাধা গাধা Inn

Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of আপনি that don't remember, the গাধা গাধা Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a টেবিল with Marisa* আপনি really look like this mare I তারিখ in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: আপনি see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let আপনি know who Brony Of The মাস is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, অথবা laughing....
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