posted by Seanthehedgehog
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Canterlot High School, in the টাট্টু world, not that Equestria Girls crap.
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Ms. Schultz: Why do আপনি think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if আপনি noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Ms. Schultz: I'll be doing the teaching, thank you.
James: I wish I could say I was welcome, but I'm not.
Gary: Ms. Schultz, আপনি look like somepony that works at a bodyshop with me.
Ms. Schultz: Gary, for the last time, আপনি don't work at a bodyshop.
Gary: Yeah I do. আপনি were there with me, and so was this other টাট্টু that looked like Brianna.
Brianna: I don't know anything about cars.
Ms. Schultz: Well we won't be learning about cars in this class, because this is everypony's পছন্দ subject, math.
Gary: I hate math.
Ms. Schultz: Well, আপনি can calm down-
Gary: *Angry* DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Ms. Schultz: If আপনি shout like that again, আপনি will go to the principal's office.
Maria: What's that like?
Ms. Schultz: Try, and imagine hell, but the flames, and hot temperature is replaced with boring phone calls, and দেওয়ালপত্র that's out of তারিখ দ্বারা forty years.
Ms. Schultz: Now, grab your books, and do all the problems on page 91.
Gary: নমস্কার Ms. Schultz?
Ms. Schultz: You're not gonna shout again, are you?
Gary: No, but not only do আপনি look like a টাট্টু that I work with at a bodyshop, but আপনি also look like this টাট্টু that I was with in a dream.
Ms. Schultz: Tell me about it.
Gary: I was imagining myself as Harry Potter in his early 30's, and your replica was the wife.
Ms. Schultz: Interesting. Now, please do the math problems.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, I have a question.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: This math problem is really difficult, and I can't figure out the answer.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: 2 plus 2.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Ms. Schultz: The answer is 4.
Lauren: Thank you.
James, and Gary were exchanging looks at each other while doing their work. They had something planned to disrupt the class.
Gary: *Looking at Lauren* আপনি smell like shit.
Lauren: *Surprised* I'm offended!
Gary: Please, be offended.
Ms. Schultz: Gary, go to hell, I mean the principal's office.
Gary: What's the difference?
Gary: Farewell everypony. It was an honor being with you. *Leaves classroom*
Maria: *Impersonating the announcer* On the পরবর্তি part of this episode, we notice that Princess Celestia's life starts going downhill.
Ms. Schultz: Shut up Maria, and get back to work.
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