গাধা গাধা Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the গাধা গাধা Inn. It's got a secret strip club run দ্বারা two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the দিন Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need আপনি to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, আপনি either have her do that to আপনি somewhere private, অথবা don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: আপনি mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through রাইফেল scope, and hears his phone go off. He উত্তর the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would আপনি like to be annoyed দ্বারা an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would আপনি like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming রাইফেল at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself আপনি weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the গাধা গাধা Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank আপনি sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what আপনি thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: আপনি mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Up পরবর্তি is a classroom skit
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the গাধা গাধা Inn. It's got a secret strip club run দ্বারা two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the দিন Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need আপনি to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, আপনি either have her do that to আপনি somewhere private, অথবা don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: আপনি mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through রাইফেল scope, and hears his phone go off. He উত্তর the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would আপনি like to be annoyed দ্বারা an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would আপনি like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming রাইফেল at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself আপনি weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the গাধা গাধা Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank আপনি sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what আপনি thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: আপনি mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Up পরবর্তি is a classroom skit
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. আপনি need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew আপনি your whole life.
Saten: আপনি mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew আপনি your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, আপনি always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) আপনি were drunk.
Saten: If it makes আপনি feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if আপনি say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. আপনি need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew আপনি your whole life.
Saten: আপনি mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew আপনি your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, আপনি always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) আপনি were drunk.
Saten: If it makes আপনি feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if আপনি say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..