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Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are আপনি gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he accidentally had one of his hooves go over a red lazer, setting off an alarm.

Pierce: Oh no! *Sees time bombs* Wait a second. *Takes a time bomb*
Nikki: What do we do now?!
Pierce: Wait there, I'll be with আপনি soon. *Gets a bag full with $193,000, and runs to entrance*

Both ponies ran out of the entrance.

Pierce: *Grabs bomb* See that alleyway across the street?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: Go in there, and wait for me.
Nikki: *Runs to alleyway*
Pierce: *Puts bomb under his car, and sets it to go off in 90 seconds. He runs to the alleyway*
Nikki: আপনি ain't gonna blow your car up, are you?
Pierce: I don't want to, but it'll distract the cops.

Police sirens could be heard.

Pierce: Let's go. *Runs down the alleyway*
Nikki: *Follows Pierce*
Police Ponies: *Stop their cars দ্বারা Pierce's car*
Police টাট্টু 61: Set up defensive positions, lets go!

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Pierce's car blew up, which made the police cars blow up, killing all the cops.

 The poor pony's truck
The poor pony's truck


Pierce: *Sees a টাট্টু standing দ্বারা a truck* Is this your truck?
Poor Pony: Yes sirree.
Pierce: *Gives টাট্টু 500 dollars* We need a ride. *Gets into truck*
Poor Pony: Sure thing.
Nikki: *Sits পরবর্তি to Pierce*
Poor Pony: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts the car. As he drives out of the alleyway, he crashes into a sports car, then he swerves to the right hitting an SUV* Where do আপনি want me to take you?
Pierce: Just go as far south as আপনি can, and don't hit anymore cars.
Poor Pony: আপনি got it buddy. *Drives truck*

A few hours later, they were far away from San Franciscolt. The টাট্টু driving the truck saw that they were driving around in a desert.

Poor Pony: আপনি sure this is where আপনি wanna be?
Pierce: Yeah, as far south as আপনি can go.
Poor Pony: Mexico. Does that sound okay?
Nikki: I'm fluent in Spanish, so I wouldn't mind living there. What about আপনি Pierce?
Pierce: I'm okay with Mexico. Let's go there.
Poor Pony: Alright good. *Stares at the steering wheel* Am I holding the correct steering wheel?
Pierce: What are আপনি talking about?
Poor Pony: I see three stearing wheels here. Also, I think I grew two pairs of legs.
Nikki: He's drunk.
Poor Pony: What do I do?
Pierce: আপনি better pull over, and let me drive.
Poor Pony: Good idea. *Stops truck*

Pierce, and the poor টাট্টু switched places. Then they continued on their way.

The পরবর্তি day, they arrived at the Mexican border.

Pierce: *Stops at border*
Patrol Ponies: *Looking into car* What are আপনি three doing?
Pierce: Going into Mexico.
Patrol টাট্টু 3: Do আপনি have any drugs?
Pierce: No.
Patrol টাট্টু 2: I can tell দ্বারা the look in your eyes you're telling the truth. Go on through.
Pierce: Gracias amigos. *Drives away*

Now they were in Mexico.

Pierce: নমস্কার buddy.
Poor Pony: Yeah?
Pierce: How much money did আপনি pay for this truck?
Poor Pony: I paid twenty five grand for this machine when it was brand new in '94.
Pierce: What if I gave আপনি fifty thousand dollars for this truck right now? আপনি wouldn't have it anymore, but আপনি could buy a brand new car.
Poor Pony: You'd do that for me?!
Pierce: Yep. *Pulls truck over, and gives the poor টাট্টু fifty thousand dollars* And if you're lucky, আপনি could even buy a house.
Poor Pony: *Takes fifty thousand dollars* Oh thanks a lot Mister! I'll never forget this. *Gets out of truck*
Pierce: *Drives away*
Poor Pony: *Jumps up* YES!! *Jumps up again* I GOT FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
Nikki: *Glares at Pierce*
Pierce: What? He needed the money, and we needed the privacy. Besides, we still have over a hundred thousand dollars.
Nikki: I still don't think আপনি should've প্রদত্ত him that money.
Pierce: Equestrian dollars are worth আরো money in Mexico. আপনি could buy a thousand tacos with only a twenty dollar bill.
Nikki: In other words, we're rich.
Pierce: That's right. We'll build our own mansion, and live in a life of luxury. We can even get the same jobs we had back in San Franciscolt.

And that's exactly what they did.

The End
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added by AquaMarine6663
Source: Me
So Scootaloo, the little কমলা filly with purple hair and eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast...
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Everyone is praticing the wedding.

Princess Celestia: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Cadance will enter.

Princess Celestia: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare.

Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!

Shining Armor: Hey... has anyone seen Twilight?

[doors open]

Twilight Sparkle (angrily): I'm here! I'm not gonna stand পরবর্তি to her! And neither should you!

Shining Armor: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's অভিনয় like this.

Saten Twist: Maybe her period.

Derpy (her and Glaze were invited. Trixie two,...
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Narrator: High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak, the horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak. For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat...

Saten (annoyed as he flies up to mountain): Goddammit, this is fucking ridiculous!

Narrator: ব্যক্ত the little red pony.

Saten (annoyed): Shut up.

Narrator: Killing a mountain lion was no easy task, But he thought of a plan, and he thought of it fast.

Saten (timidly infront of cave): G -Grrr! Grrr! Come on out! [The lion is heard roaring from inside the cave, and it roars. It approaches the entrance.] Come on, critter killer!...
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any আরো of those?

Saten: আপনি smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান আপনি went too.

Trixie: (coughs)...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
1.RAinbow Dash And রামধনু Blitz
2.FlutterDash
3.Rainbow Dash and Soarin
4.Applejack and Brayburn
5.Shining Armor and Cadence
6.Pinkie and Cheese
7.Spike And Rarity
8.Twilight And Flash sentry
9.Big Mac and Cherilee

Reasons think there meant to be অথবা I like them :

1.They have the same cutie mark which means they're meant to be together.
2. Who doesnt প্রণয় Yuri ? Not to mention with ponies !!!
3.Theyre both in the Wonderbolts !! Need I say আরো ?
4.They both have(red) apples for cutie marks.
5.theyre in the Canterlot Wedding episode and completely dedicated to one another.
6.They're both party ponies.
7.Do I really need to say it?
8.She blushes every time she gets near him.
9.They fell in প্রণয় cause of a potion.
Twilight Sparkle and her বন্ধু should be careful, because this তালিকা is about their enemies. This তালিকা is about my শীর্ষ 5 পছন্দ Equestria Girls antagonists so both villains and their sidekicks are allowed.

5. Sunset Shimmer

Sunset Shimmer is the main antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. She was a cool enemy to Twilight Sparkle who managed to be quite threatening. In the sequels she's not a villain. Darn. Um I mean good. Sort of.

4 and 3. Snips and Snails

Snips and Snails share the part of secondary antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. They were Sunset Shimmer's sidekicks...
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Am I excited about the 2017 My Little টাট্টু film? Well I'm nervouscited for the upcoming My Little টাট্টু film.

A major problem I have with the upcoming film is that it's not a Equestria Girls film. Because of that I'm worried that Twilight sparkle's বন্ধু will be protagonists. I think that Twilight's বন্ধু are weak protagonists, but decent supporting characters. I'm worried about Sunset Shimmer not being in the film. How can আপনি have a good My Little টাট্টু film without Sunset? I'm hoping that Celestia, Luna, the cutie mark crusaders, and Starlight Glimmer don't appear in the film. I hope that...
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added by glelsey
Source: drawn দ্বারা moi
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: ফেসবুক
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so আপনি were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're...
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I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned দ্বারা accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can আপনি just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical...
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Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your টাট্টু phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand আপনি like I do. I'm at work listening to my ফ্রোজেন soundtrack. She'll never understand আপনি like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for আপনি to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If আপনি could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't আপনি see? আপনি belong with me. আপনি belong with me.

Walking in the...
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