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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest তারকা Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

1958 was a really beautiful year, especially during the summer. Everypony was outside having fun.

Song: link

Stallion 49: *Runs out of his apartment* Bet আপনি can't beat me to the ice cream parlor!
Mare 39: Oh yes I will! *Runs with the stallion*
Stallion 94: Yo, wait up! *Runs after the two ponies*
Stallion 49: Last one there is buying!
Clothing Store Pony: *Grabs a hat*
Stallion 63: *Takes hat* Thanks. This'll go great with my suit. *Gives clothing store টাট্টু a twenty dollar bill* Keep the change.
টাট্টু 92: *Walks out of সঙ্গীত store with a Rock & Roll record*
টাট্টু 34: Hey, what did আপনি get there?
টাট্টু 92: This new record, it's got that new song I was telling আপনি about.
টাট্টু 34: My parents are going out to ডিনার tonight, we can play it then.
Stylo: *Driving a train*
টাট্টু 74: *Takes a picture*
টাট্টু 95: Nice. We gotta প্রদর্শনী these photographs to Bert.
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi at the train station* Here আপনি are buddy. That'll be $2.50.
টাট্টু 73: *Pays $2.50 to taxi pony* Thanks a lot. *Runs to train station*
Taxi Pony: *Drives out of the train station parking lot*

Meanwhile at a pizzeria.

Stallion 61: *Buying a soda*
Mare 55: আপনি got it?
Stallion 61: Yeah. We'll be back for the pizza.
Waiter: আপনি got it.
টাট্টু 49: *Revving the engine of his brand new Corvette*
টাট্টু 93: *Revs the engine of his '57 Ranchero*
Flag Pony: Go!
Car Ponies: *Drive away*
Colt: *Gets আগুন hydrant to spray water onto the street*
Colts: Yeah!! *Runs into water*
Mare 82: Don't stay in there for too long!
Colt: We're just cooling off Mama!

As for the ponies on the rails? Business wasn't as good as they expected, but they were still getting along just fine.

Ike: *Slowly pushing freight cars down the hump*
Mike: *Uncouples freight cars* Wait a second!
Ike: *Stops* Something wrong?
Mike: I saw a chemical car!! *Runs onto chemical car, and tries to turn on the brakes*
Ike: *Looks at reader* I bet আপনি were waiting a long time of those Chemical Car Jokes to return. Weren't you?
Mike: *Breaks the brakes* Look out below!!

The chemical car was going ten miles an ঘন্টা when it crashed into another row of freight cars.

Mike: Thank goodness the car didn't explode. *Sees the chemical car blow up, and goes flying into the air*

Meanwhile on the main line, Hawkeye was driving an express train. He was heading from Laramie to Omaha, and his only scheduled stop was at Cheyenne.

Hawkeye: *Slows train down at the station, and stops at the platform*

The সঙ্গীত fades out, as Hawkeye climbs out of his train to stretch his legs.

Metal Gloss: *Walks out of station*
Hawkeye: Hey, I've been waiting five hours to চুম্বন you. *Hugs Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Smiles* Get real you.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek*
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
Hawkeye: Who is the best engineer in all of Equestria?
Metal Gloss: Obviously you, but...
Hawkeye: But what Metal Gloss? Tell me.
Metal Gloss: There's another টাট্টু working for the Santa Ne Railway. Remember when Ryan went to save somepony from the Northern Pacific?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Metal Gloss: That's the টাট্টু I'm talking about. She may come here to visit us.
Hawkeye: When?
Metal Gloss: Oh, someday. Now please let go of me, I have an important freight train to drive into Pocatello.
Hawkeye: Can I at least চুম্বন আপনি one আরো time?
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on the lips* I প্রণয় you.
Metal Gloss: I know আপনি do. Bye. *Walks away*

2 B Continued
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta আপনি near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - আগুন আগুন *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... আপনি ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was আগুন everywhere... they was knocked on 5 মিনিট and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another টাট্টু is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the তারকা wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: নমস্কার look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh আপনি from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are আপনি doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did আপনি do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: আপনি sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other ক্ষেপণাস্ত্র carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's সরানো up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... আপনি live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what আপনি want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... আপনি suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: নমস্কার isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want আপনি in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did আপনি do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my বিছানা room window....
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It was a regular দিন in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So আপনি from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on আপনি guys.
Sean: I'll meet আপনি there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: আপনি always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What আপনি might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would আপনি like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell আপনি what. আপনি make this নৌকা go faster, and I'll pay আপনি for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no আগুন dash: series D; im হৃদয় broken as im লেখা this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if আপনি ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
 "Are আপনি bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
রামধনু Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet আপেল Acres. applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ ব্যক্ত to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus ব্যক্ত excitedly. It didn't take long before রামধনু Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer টাট্টু asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if আপনি can holler, then get back to it" আপেল ব্যক্ত to her. ," are আপনি bucking joking?!" RD ব্যক্ত as if surprised. "Yep, আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard আপনি worked every day" applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought আপনি wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to প্রদর্শনী due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a স্কিইং resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed দ্বারা here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: অথবা not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello আপনি two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: আপনি need all the help আপনি can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a তালিকা with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills আপনি three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do আপনি have for me?
S: Glad আপনি asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A ক্ষেপণাস্ত্র shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another টাট্টু has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy আপনি two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. আপনি just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. রামধনু Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke রামধনু Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The টাট্টু that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are আপনি from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So আপনি created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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