posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: নমস্কার everypony.
Tom: How are আপনি doing?
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Master Sword: Why would আপনি tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the প্রদর্শনী like they do with half of the চলচ্চিত্র they produce.
Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV প্রদর্শনী The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...
Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic রামধনু as Michael.
One দিন on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.
Michael: *Standing পরবর্তি to Myrtle in front of railing* আপনি know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Michael: Hey. What are আপনি looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Michael: I didn't know আপনি were an indian.
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot দ্বারা a silenced pistol*
Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.
Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish আপনি could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant দ্বারা come inside.
Miss. Sterbate: If আপনি don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of আপনি know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can আপনি tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.
Later at police headquarters
Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are আপনি sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, আপনি know what she did.
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.
Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did আপনি know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.
On the পরবর্তি part of this episode
Master Sword buys a sword