The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.
Intro Music: link
সঙ্গীত Director: Uh Belmont, আপনি don't have to বেল্ট it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 1: *Clears throat*
সঙ্গীত Director: Take two.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 1: মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট dun-
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 3: Ah, do it again.
সঙ্গীত Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: Take your time man.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 3: Yeah, relax.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then আপনি start.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 1: Gee.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: So? What's the difference?
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 1: Uh, it's getting to sound like a hillbilly song, I mean it.
সঙ্গীত Director: *Quietly* what hillbilly song?
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: Yeah Gormon, listen. *Hits a key on the piano*
সঙ্গীত Director: Take 7.
As the song starts, so do the opening credits.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Ponies On The Rails fanfic.
The Human World
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a bright sunny day, with no clouds in the sky. Everypony on the Union Pacific was just doing their job.
Stephanie: *Driving a freight train with Nicole*
Nicole: *Shovels coal into the firebox*
Stephanie: *Blows the whistle as she passes the entrance to the trainyard*
Inside the trainyard
Wilson: *Slowly driving a switcher pushing freight cars down the hump*
Snowflake: Slow it down a little bit.
Wilson: *Slows down his speed*
Snowflake: Better.
Mike: *Uncouples three freight cars from the train*
Ike: Nice work. Now, uncouple the first two boxcars from the train.
Mike: *Uncouples two boxcars from the train*
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of the window on her yard tower* Mike, and Ike, another freight train is coming in after আপনি finish with that. *Puts head back into yard tower*
Mike: Mike & Ike.. Isn't that a brand of candy?
Ike: I don't know what you're talking about.
The সঙ্গীত fades away as Gordon enters Pete's office at the train station.
Pete: What can I do for you?
Gordon: আপনি can tell me why Pierce, and Metal Gloss aren't here!
Pete: That's the 60th time আপনি asked me. They're on their honeymoon.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: They got married.
Gordon: Where is their honeymoon?
Pete: In San Franciscolt. Far away from you, so they don't have to worry about your idiocracy.
Song: link
On The Golden Neigh Bridge, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were walking across it. As they were doing this, a tugboat was pulling a barge going under the bridge.
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This has been a really great honeymoon thanks to you.
Hawkeye: No problem. আপনি mean the world to me, and I want আপনি to have the best of everything.
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
They stopped walking, and kissed each other again. Now stop the song.
Not far away, a bank robber was running away from three police ponies.
Police টাট্টু 2: Stop him!
Bank Robber: *Shoots two bullets at the police* I can't believe my partner left me behind.
Metal Gloss: *Looks at Bank Robber* What's going on?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but he's heading towards us, we need to run away from him.
But it was too late.
Bank Robber: *Shoots Hawkeye in the leg* সরানো it! *Pushes Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Ow.
Hawkeye: *Holding his leg, and leans on the railing*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye, look out!!
Hawkeye: *Goes over railing, and falls off the bridge*
Metal Gloss: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Sees a tugboat pulling a barge.*
One of the objects inside the barge was a mirror. It seemed like any ordinary mirror, but it wasn't.
Hawkeye: *Lands in the mirror*
Metal Gloss: *Sees Hawkeye disappear* Huh? What just happened?
2 B Continued
Intro Music: link
সঙ্গীত Director: Uh Belmont, আপনি don't have to বেল্ট it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 1: *Clears throat*
সঙ্গীত Director: Take two.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 1: মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট dun-
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 3: Ah, do it again.
সঙ্গীত Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: Take your time man.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 3: Yeah, relax.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then আপনি start.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 1: Gee.
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: So? What's the difference?
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 1: Uh, it's getting to sound like a hillbilly song, I mean it.
সঙ্গীত Director: *Quietly* what hillbilly song?
সঙ্গীত টাট্টু 2: Yeah Gormon, listen. *Hits a key on the piano*
সঙ্গীত Director: Take 7.
As the song starts, so do the opening credits.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Ponies On The Rails fanfic.
The Human World
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a bright sunny day, with no clouds in the sky. Everypony on the Union Pacific was just doing their job.
Stephanie: *Driving a freight train with Nicole*
Nicole: *Shovels coal into the firebox*
Stephanie: *Blows the whistle as she passes the entrance to the trainyard*
Inside the trainyard
Wilson: *Slowly driving a switcher pushing freight cars down the hump*
Snowflake: Slow it down a little bit.
Wilson: *Slows down his speed*
Snowflake: Better.
Mike: *Uncouples three freight cars from the train*
Ike: Nice work. Now, uncouple the first two boxcars from the train.
Mike: *Uncouples two boxcars from the train*
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of the window on her yard tower* Mike, and Ike, another freight train is coming in after আপনি finish with that. *Puts head back into yard tower*
Mike: Mike & Ike.. Isn't that a brand of candy?
Ike: I don't know what you're talking about.
The সঙ্গীত fades away as Gordon enters Pete's office at the train station.
Pete: What can I do for you?
Gordon: আপনি can tell me why Pierce, and Metal Gloss aren't here!
Pete: That's the 60th time আপনি asked me. They're on their honeymoon.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: They got married.
Gordon: Where is their honeymoon?
Pete: In San Franciscolt. Far away from you, so they don't have to worry about your idiocracy.
Song: link
On The Golden Neigh Bridge, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were walking across it. As they were doing this, a tugboat was pulling a barge going under the bridge.
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This has been a really great honeymoon thanks to you.
Hawkeye: No problem. আপনি mean the world to me, and I want আপনি to have the best of everything.
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
They stopped walking, and kissed each other again. Now stop the song.
Not far away, a bank robber was running away from three police ponies.
Police টাট্টু 2: Stop him!
Bank Robber: *Shoots two bullets at the police* I can't believe my partner left me behind.
Metal Gloss: *Looks at Bank Robber* What's going on?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but he's heading towards us, we need to run away from him.
But it was too late.
Bank Robber: *Shoots Hawkeye in the leg* সরানো it! *Pushes Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Ow.
Hawkeye: *Holding his leg, and leans on the railing*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye, look out!!
Hawkeye: *Goes over railing, and falls off the bridge*
Metal Gloss: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Sees a tugboat pulling a barge.*
One of the objects inside the barge was a mirror. It seemed like any ordinary mirror, but it wasn't.
Hawkeye: *Lands in the mirror*
Metal Gloss: *Sees Hawkeye disappear* Huh? What just happened?
2 B Continued
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my পছন্দ character Twilight and AppleJack, দ্বারা using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer পাঠ করা Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little টাট্টু has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if আপনি really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my পছন্দ character Twilight and AppleJack, দ্বারা using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer পাঠ করা Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little টাট্টু has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if আপনি really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE খড় IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see ফ্রোজেন for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. আপনি can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE খড় IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see ফ্রোজেন for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. আপনি can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who আপনি calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot দ্বারা a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who আপনি calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot দ্বারা a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED