মাই লিটল পনি ফ্রেন্ডশিপ ইজ ম্যাজিক Article: Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be আরো swearing than last time (And it'll be আরো intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

আপনি all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls ধামা ধরা over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...

"If he has no flaws, why don't আপনি make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? আপনি know stupid that sounds?

"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.

"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, আপনি need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".

Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to মাকড়সা Man. মাকড়সা Man has flaws, and he's a better character!

মাকড়সা Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.

মাকড়সা Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated দ্বারা J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm জনপ্রিয় and like sports.

মাকড়সা Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in প্রণয় with the first girl I see.

Now...I need to get some thoughts out...

FLASH SENTRY, IF আপনি CAN READ THIS, আপনি HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! আপনি HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE রুটি HAS আরো VARIETY THAN YOU! আপনি DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT আপনি TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! আপনি ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, আপনি MOTHERF***ER!

আপনি NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest তারকা Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 77: The End
Date: August 14, 1958
Location:...

papillon Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement

papillon was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on শীর্ষ of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...

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Sweet আপেল Massicure Spoof Part 3

posted by Canada24

This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..

Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe আপনি can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what আপনি ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of আপনি in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest তারকা Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic রামধনু as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. অথবা to be আরো specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to...

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A বড়দিন Story Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: আপনি wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A ফুল that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...

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A বড়দিন Story Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile

Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a দুশ্চরিত্রা would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. দ্বারা the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the দিন was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty মিনিট until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward আপনি with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If আপনি shoot S.C....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, অথবা things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...

MAPLEQUEST 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

বৃক্ষবিশেষ looked out at the টেবিল and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" বৃক্ষবিশেষ asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. বৃক্ষবিশেষ looked where Gummy was, right দ্বারা her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" বৃক্ষবিশেষ asked. She looked around and then the রান্নাঘর caught on fire. বৃক্ষবিশেষ gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. অথবা at least, for Maple.

Sonic Sunbeam

added by bluefire700

Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are বন্ধু live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I ব্যক্ত last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick গাধা with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...

Candy-Heart's Bio

posted by SpiritTheCat

Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied হৃদয় on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking মিষ্টান্ন goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. দ্বারা the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need আপনি to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train পরবর্তি to Nikki's train*
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nancy

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic রামধনু as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...