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Don't Eat কাপকেক On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

রামধনু Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was আরো like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

রামধনু Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To রামধনু Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
রামধনু Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
রামধনু Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
রামধনু Dash: Why are আপনি just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
রামধনু Dash: What did আপনি do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
রামধনু Dash: Scoots, আপনি okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
রামধনু Dash: আপনি do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
রামধনু Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a টাট্টু that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether আপনি like it অথবা not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, আপনি got a point there. How about, we have আপনি further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether আপনি like it অথবা not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, রামধনু Dash was not happy with me.

রামধনু Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a কেক today.
রামধনু Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn আপনি not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
রামধনু Dash: I think we should সরানো back to the মেঘ house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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Con Mane: The New Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now আপনি have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see আপনি there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your ক্ষেপণাস্ত্র launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...

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Under Pressure Part Six

posted by karinabrony

"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to প্রদর্শনী আপনি something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did আপনি get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune ব্যক্ত as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here আপনি go!" Silver Tune ব্যক্ত as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the আসন and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The মাউস was running on the floor and it went straight to তারকা Shimmer....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do আপনি know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps আপনি should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and মুষ্ট্যাঘাত a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did আপনি just call me?
passenger: আপনি heard me আপনি british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do আপনি think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...

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Chapter 22

posted by Canada24

A দিন অথবা two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia ব্যক্ত to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 2 - Don't Get Involved

posted by NeonInfernoLord

The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a সঙ্গীত note with অ্যাঞ্জেল wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting ফুলেরসাজি and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and আপেল Bloom, with stitches...

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Chapter 20

posted by Canada24

"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....

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The Cardinal Virtues

posted by mariofan14

(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy দিন in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little আরো easygoing. কুইন Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...

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Chapter 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As আপনি could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack ব্যক্ত worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...

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The Seven Up's part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Buddy

Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He গাউন a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do আপনি want this...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? আপনি ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So আপনি crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot গাউন the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another টাট্টু is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the তারকা wars theme song! হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: নমস্কার look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my পছন্দ James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts ফুলেরডালি on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and ব্যক্ত they would send আপনি a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...

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Young Love(Summery)

posted by allisonashe

Summery: One special দিন in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an রামধনু was over them, only a fews মিনিট later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
নমস্কার guys there was the summery of my news book Young প্রণয় and here what the alicorns look like just so আপনি know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not উঠিয়ে রাখুন a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE

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The last solstice - Chapter 23: Deadline

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline

“Exactly who do আপনি think আপনি are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do আপনি think you’re above me?! When I let আপনি in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last প্রতিবেদন and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 22: Breakthrough - Part 3.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3

“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who পোষ্ট হয়েছে in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what আপনি say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...

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Interview With Pookafusmcgee's OC, Tropical Breeze

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
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>How old is she?
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>13! ( LIKe me!)
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>What is her hobby?
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>Making smoothies and গান গাওয়া songs from মিউজিক্যাল
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>Does she have any relatives?
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> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
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>What is her personality?
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>She's random, but not as যেভাবে খুশী as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
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>Does she know how to make বন্ধু easily?
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>YESH! She loves making বন্ধু
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>Has she met any টাট্টু from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...

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Friendship is Magic VS G3 My Little টাট্টু Part 2

posted by ppgFireball

At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my তারকা student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did আপনি try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until রামধনু Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...

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Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little টাট্টু Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A দিন without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if আপনি find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: প্রদর্শনী US! প্রদর্শনী US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 সেকেন্ড later

Fluttershy: Oh no! আরো airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If আপনি say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...