Now, I just got a Steam account, and I can see why its so popular. It offers lots of PC gaming, and it is real addictive, as well. Now, I decided to listen around to what some people consider good games. It didn’t take too long until I heard of a dating simulator. So, lets put the pieces together. Its a dating simulator on Steam, and it is very popular. I am pretty sure আপনি all know what I am talking about, but if আপনি don’t, it is the game known as Huniepop.
Now, I know very little about the creation of this game. All I know is that it was released some time before. This game is also in an জীবন্ত style. Now, the last PC game I played that had an জীবন্ত style was Yandere Simulator, and that game was so stupid, it was funny. But, this game is a dating simulator. আপনি know, a simulation in where আপনি তারিখ girls. The sort of games that I am never interested in. Yeah, people went around saying that this was a must play game. Why is that? Well, let’s find out, shall we?
The game starts off with আপনি playing as a faceless, and nameless kind of guy, who is flirting with this girl in a bar. After a few flirtatious quotes, she leaves and আপনি go back to your room. আপনি then find out that this guy is not very good with women, and that he is just awful. However, it turns out that the girl at the bar was actually a প্রণয় Fairy…. Why is there a প্রণয় Fairy all of a sudden, don’t ask me. So, this প্রণয় Fairy is named Kyu, and she says that she is going to teach our faceless protagonist how to be…. I can’t believe I’m saying this…. a chick magnet… I think I just felt myself vomit a little. Anyway, after that, we go and meet the females that are all in the game. আপনি have quite an assortment of them, actually. There’s Keeyana, who is a young mother that exercises a lot. Audrey, a foul mouthed girl with a very short temper. and Tiffany, a hard working school student. And that’s just to name a few. So, I decided to start off with a character named Nikki, who was a shy gamer. Kinda like some guy I know. I can’t remember who though………………….. Anyway, what আপনি do in this game is আপনি flirt with girls, ask them questions, and try to get their Passion up. Increasing your Passion allows আপনি to level up, which causes the girls আপনি interact with to like আপনি more. আপনি can also buy things for them to help আপনি on dates. Speaking of dates, আপনি need to go on five to finish each interaction with the girls. But, we’ll talk about the dates later.
So, আপনি have a LOT of things to do. Like I said, আপনি can level up in this game, which allows আপনি to upgrade certain parts of you, like Talent, Romance, and… Sexuality? Um… okay then. Anyway, আপনি can also buy a teddy bear, which fixes Broken Hearts. Broken Hearts are a item that are found on- Okay, I’ll just সরানো onto the dates now. So, dates are when আপনি go with the girl আপনি are with to a certain place. আপনি know, restaurant, park, beach, ice rink, etcetera. Once আপনি are here, আপনি need to play a minigame. It’s kinda like ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Crush meets Bejeweled. আপনি need to place three অথবা আরো of the same item on each other and make them disappear. Once আপনি do, the girls প্রণয় will go up. However, আপনি can’t just choose ANY color. Each girl has a trait they like the most and least. If আপনি make the trait they প্রণয় the most disappear, their প্রণয় will go up higher, and, if the trait they প্রণয় the least disappears, their প্রণয় will go up a lot less. But, do not EVER get a Broken Heart. These here are the bane of your Huniepop experience. Basically, just imagine them as হৃদয় shaped Troll faces. If আপনি get three of them in a row, the প্রণয় will decrease, and আপনি could mess up your date. But, if আপনি are successful, the girl আপনি are with will thank আপনি for a good time, and আপনি can try again later.
Now, after আপনি successfully complete a date, the girls will send আপনি pictures of them via phone. Once they do, আপনি will notice that the pictures are a bit… too revealing. And, আরো skin is revealed with each তারিখ আপনি get and each picture আপনি get. It was here that I realized something. This is an erotic game. I am not kidding, this is just one big erotic game. Trust me, this game shows everything on the female body… And, when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING! Seriously, if you’re a girl playing this, you’ll be horribly uncomfortable. Hell, I’m a guy, and I still felt uncomfortable playing this game.
So, after আপনি finish the fifth date, the girl will ask আপনি to take them back to your place. Here, আপনি will need to deliver constant combos of talents without stopping. If আপনি stop, the প্রণয় will go to zero, BUT, আপনি can try again, and আপনি have unlimited tries, so there is no way to lose other than just giving up and leaving. So, once আপনি fill the bar, the screen fades to black with the moans of the girl আপনি are with, and… আপনি get to see a naked জীবন্ত girl covered in…. Well, আপনি all know, I’m sure.
So, after this was done, I… for some reason, kept playing the game and moved on to the পরবর্তি girl. It was here that I noticed something else. This game sucks…. A LOT! Seriously, this game is just doing the same thing, over and over again. আপনি just hit on girls, play a minigame, get pictures, and intercourse. What do games need? Variety. And, when a game doesn’t have variety, than what’s the point? Sure, some people may like the জীবন্ত girls, but, I don’t, so there is no point of playing this game. Again, this game needs variety. So, where is it… Well, there is an alien in the game… there’s some variety. আপনি have pictures of her driving a spaceship while wearing a mini skirt, shooting a laser gun while wearing a skin tight suit, and her being completely naked and forced into…… tentacle porn……………… Obviously, this is where I decided to stop playing.
Well, I will say something, this game certainly is different from other dating simulators. Is this the worst dating sim I’ve ever played… no, not really. I mean, I have played dating sim games like Hatoful Boyfriend, and that game was ten times worse, but, would I really recommend Huniepop to anyone? Not really. The only reason আপনি should ever play this game is if you're extremely desperate for nude জীবন্ত girls…. or, if you're a ইউটিউব let’s player. That too is a reason. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take