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Anyone remember the days of how this club- no, this WEBSITE- used to be? I do. I remember it as a place full of great people, ideas, and extravagant conversation.

It was also full of assholes, trolls, conflict, and arguments.

But was that bad? Nah, not really. I like conflict. Can't be a sword without being forged in flame, amirite? Hardships make the soul stronger.

And, unlike how the club is now, it's not so BORING.
I mean really, coming back to the site as it is now, I fully realize why I left in the first place.

This place is so BORING. I mean, maybe it's because i've grown intellectually over time, but nothing here is stimulating me intellectually. Every time a potential conflict is brought up, it's snuffed out immediately, as if it was never going to happen. and that's so BORING.

I feel I should be partially to blame for this, I guess. There were a few cases where conflict was almost sparked and I intentionally snuffed it out, because I didn't want anyone to go through the bullshit of a week-long argument that used to be on a regular basis in the old days.

And I realized just now that there's really no fun in that. This place is so dry, you'd think that it was an African server অথবা something. It's like a burger- it's not tasty without substance অথবা spice.

The old days where arguments were rampant, those were fun. I actually started my first relationship because of a troll, আপনি know. Didn't end well, but that's water on the bridge, I guess.

And these days I feel like there's an air of ignorance on this club. It's like no one here knows anything OTHER than the club.

And I'm about to insult a big portion of the club, so get ready to hate me in
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1- THE FUCKING FANFICTIONS

Oh my god, this has always been a problem, I know, but the FANFICTIONS here are soooo stupid!

I only read the first page at a time, to see if it's still a thing, but oh my god it is.
There's no descriptive detail. At all. It's written like a bunch of amateurs would write out RPGs in Habbo Hotel (basically none of আপনি are going to understand that, so I'm just gonna give an example).
Here's how an rpg on habbo hotel would've gone (this example is from a pokemon rpg room)

btpoke: *I use thunderbolt*
btpoke: *it's a hit*
aerowing64: *I dodge it*
aerowing64: Oh sh*t, I didn't type fast enough to dodge it.

Now did আপনি notice anything about that example?
That it didn't exactly seem all that appealing? well, it wasn't, but we acted like it was.

THAT IS WHAT WE ARE DOING RIGHT NOW WITH FANFICTIONS

Every single action is written out with a basic text like *twilight pokes rainbow*

WHO WANTS TO READ THAT GARBAGE?

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In a fit of rage, and glowing red with anger, btflash grabs the nearest bookshelf with his powerful, enriched, and totally not fictional muscles. Rippling with power, btflash picks up the bookshelf and throws it towards the nearest wall. The দেওয়াল and the bookshelf each explode in a clash of wood and plaster, bringing down the fragile ceiling where the supporting beam once was.

"I can't believe I had to destroy a দেওয়াল AND a bookshelf just to prove a point." Btflash said, while wiping his hand across his sweat-stained brow.

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Descriptive. Detail. It adds flair to an otherwise dry and boring story.

And onto my final point. Grimdark shit.
I don't give a shit about it.
It's ok in my mind, but I don't go out of my way to give a shit about it.

That is all. btflash out.
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 Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin' Blue is getting visited দ্বারা his parents, and after they meet his সেকেন্ড girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know আরো about her boyfriend Blazin' দ্বারা inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the টেবিল has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be বন্ধু with him, he...
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its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a নিরাপদ house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she ব্যক্ত call her twiliey for short if আপনি want the পরবর্তি দিন we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight ব্যক্ত she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i ব্যক্ত
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...
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This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her দ্বারা thinking she was a ghost. রামধনু Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are আপনি dreaming about the time আপনি thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope আপনি don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure আপনি don't get...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the বই I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because আপনি know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV প্রদর্শনী called M*A*S*H, at least...
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Equestria, have আপনি ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, আপনি are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, অথবা evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of টাট্টু does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a টাট্টু dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help আপনি with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do আপনি mean দ্বারা that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did আপনি ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did আপনি ever realize that the reason they laugh at আপনি is because of what আপনি do?
Clown: What are আপনি talking about?
Bob: They way আপনি dress, what আপনি do for a living, and some of the things that...
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দ্বারা 1939, many things were changing. The first movie to be filmed in color was during this year, diesel locomotives were being invented for trains, and the World's Fair in Manehattan got a lot of ponies to go see what may occur in the future.

Music also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of সঙ্গীত was formed.

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With an electric guitar, a piano, and sometimes a drum, Rhythm, and Blues was the new form of সঙ্গীত created দ্বারা some ponies down in the south. Most of them were African Equestrian, and this type of সঙ্গীত would soon lead to another new form of...
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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours পূর্বে on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the টাট্টু Alliance? They know আরো about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...
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After talking with his friend Joe, Harry drove to his apartment. Along the way, he met Sunny.

Harry: *stops car*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: I was going to get some groceries for us. If আপনি give me your room key, I can get the mail for আপনি when I come back.
Harry: Sure. *Gives Sunny the room key*
Sunny: Thank you.
Harry: *Drives into parking garage, then slowly parks his car, and walks out*

At first, it seemed like he was the only টাট্টু in the parking garage, but then...

Max: We're onto আপনি Harry.
Harry: *Looks at Max*
Rick & John: *With Max on their motorcycles*
Max: We don't like anypony...
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 Crystal Cake
Crystal Cake
Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One দিন in the castle, কুইন Coco স্ট্রবেরি was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the অশ্বশাবক after she was born and ব্যক্ত for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in টাট্টু Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in দ্বারা a nice family. Her mother was ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!
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Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon...
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