Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game প্রদর্শনী wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do আপনি চুম্বন your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no আপনি don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, অ্যাডেলে in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..
POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks
Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.
POTPOURRI
HOT অথবা COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?
Alex: That's when I name an object, and আপনি tell whether, অথবা not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,
রঙ THAT END IN URPLE
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare আপনি know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't আপনি pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if আপনি please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell আপনি what, let's just do রঙ that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some আরো foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot অথবা Cold for 400.
Video Daily Double noises played.
Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.
This song played while a যেভাবে খুশী টাট্টু was holding a cup of tea: link
Audience: *Cheering*
যেভাবে খুশী Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in শ্রেক 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
যেভাবে খুশী Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! অথবা cold? Hot hot hot! অথবা cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!
The video ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of আপনি knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot চা is hot, অথবা cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give আপনি the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.
Final Jeopardy সঙ্গীত started playing.
Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and সরানো the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if আপনি want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog আপনি wrote down, below. I don't know why আপনি wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. আপনি did write something. Let's see what আপনি wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh আপনি do আপনি Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud দিন for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, আপনি look very pleased. Let's see what আপনি wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The প্রশ্ন was write anything, and আপনি got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what আপনি wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom.
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game প্রদর্শনী wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do আপনি চুম্বন your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no আপনি don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, অ্যাডেলে in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..
POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks
Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.
POTPOURRI
HOT অথবা COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?
Alex: That's when I name an object, and আপনি tell whether, অথবা not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,
রঙ THAT END IN URPLE
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare আপনি know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't আপনি pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if আপনি please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell আপনি what, let's just do রঙ that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some আরো foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot অথবা Cold for 400.
Video Daily Double noises played.
Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.
This song played while a যেভাবে খুশী টাট্টু was holding a cup of tea: link
Audience: *Cheering*
যেভাবে খুশী Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in শ্রেক 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
যেভাবে খুশী Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! অথবা cold? Hot hot hot! অথবা cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!
The video ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of আপনি knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot চা is hot, অথবা cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give আপনি the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.
Final Jeopardy সঙ্গীত started playing.
Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and সরানো the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if আপনি want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog আপনি wrote down, below. I don't know why আপনি wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. আপনি did write something. Let's see what আপনি wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh আপনি do আপনি Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud দিন for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, আপনি look very pleased. Let's see what আপনি wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The প্রশ্ন was write anything, and আপনি got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what আপনি wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom.