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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning! This contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another Nick Rants! Today we're going to be ranting about a BUNCH of things about Disney's Descendants.

So let's get the plot. Four children of ডিজনি villains (They are the children of The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella De Vil) are sent to Prep School to get reformed. As soon as I saw this trailer, I could tell the film would suck f*****g hard!

Well, let's talk about the problems with this!

#1 - If আপনি watch the trailer, why is it the troublemaker kids are mostly POC, and the Prep School kids are about 90% white? Unfortunate Implications much? I hope this was just a miscasting, অথবা else it proves that ডিজনি is still f*****g racist!

#2 - Why do they need to be "reformed" দ্বারা Prep School Jocks and Valley Bimbos?! Let's take individuals with আরো character than just "nice" and make them into Mary Sues and Gary Stus!

#3 - The song for this movie was terrible! It felt like 1D made a collaboration with Justin Bieber! Blech!

#4 - The only characters with any sense of individuality are the villains and the villain's children, and the ones without individuality are the descendants of the good guys. Seriously?! The main kid is the son of Beast and Belle, which should mean a smart but kind of hard-to approach personality, but because preteen idiots like males with no character (cough cough, Flash F*****g Sentry!), we're making him the bland-as-f*****g-mayonnaise character!

#5 - ডিজনি got people from the High S**t School Musical to work on this. That's a sin on itself.

Well, this movie is going to suck and it shows that ডিজনি doesn't give a f**k about their TV movies, and that preteen girls will buy anything as long as there are bland, white male characters in it!
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It was the early years of celestia, celestia and Luna had just turned discord to stone, their brother আগুন dash was heavely injured as before celestia and luna used the elements of harmony, he fought discord and this is his story

"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" ব্যক্ত celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, আপনি can always trust me" the young prince ব্যক্ত bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when আপনি return আপনি teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and ব্যক্ত to her brother with cheer...
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posted by johnnyrivera
Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her প্রথমপাতা dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back ব্যক্ত artifact দ্বারা winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won ব্যক্ত vote three times over,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Peter's wife, Kayla
Peter's wife, Kayla
At the hospital, a টাট্টু on a বিছানা was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed দ্বারা news reporters.

News: Can আপনি tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying আপনি beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If আপনি touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend আপনি of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...
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Yes, yes. কুইন Chrysalis may be evil....but she was not always evil. I had a meeting with কুইন Chrysalis, and....her life was completely ruined when she was only 10. Lets start....

A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with আপনি Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see আপনি have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two বন্ধু drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do আপনি know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can আপনি get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....
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