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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry was smoking a cigar with the boss.

Boss: I trust আপনি enjoyed sleeping in the basement. I have some of the finest rooms down there.
Larry: Honestly, that just sounds creepy.
Boss: What do আপনি call the basement then?
Larry: The bottom floor. Seriously though, there were a lot of rooms down there.
Boss: And there are a lot of employees here that work their plots off. Now listen. I have a plan on how to help this company financially. It requires brains, intelligence. I think আপনি can help me.
Larry: What is it that I have to do?
Boss: Tell them that the promotion is cancelled. It isn't really. I'm giving it to you.
Larry: Me?
Boss: Yes, you. I want আপনি to be 2nd in command for this company. আপনি got what it takes. Plus, আপনি arrived here before the others.
Larry: Well when do the others get here?
Boss: One of my workers that are filming our four employees tells me that they're now in Oregon.
Larry: Hey, wait a second. They were in the middle of Alicornia. How'd they get into Oregon so fast?
Boss: We skipped a day. My camera ponies tell me that Pierce Hawkins is in the lead. He's coming towards us, now in the town Woodland, using Interstate 5. Tom and the mare are still cruising together in the Cadillac. Tom got it repaired, and so far he's been using it ever since he left Los Angeles. They're about a few miles behind Pierce. Karl, the car jacker is now in Vancouver.
Larry: How did he get all the way into Canada? Doesn't he want to come here for the promotion?
Boss: Vancouver is a town just north of Portland. Speaking of Portland, that's where Bob is. After getting stuck in San Franciscolt he was able to steal another Oldsmobile. A white 1959 convertible.
Larry: That's good. For him, not the ponies he গাউন the car from.

Meanwhile in Woodland.

Tom: *Crossing the Lewis River*
Mare: We're almost in Seattle.
Tom: It's a little too far away to be almost.
Mare: I'm just so excited.
Tom: Haven't seen your mother in a long time, huh?
Mare: I really miss her. Plus I know you're going to get that promotion.
Tom: Well I am ahead of everyone.

No he's not. Pierce is!

Pierce: *3 miles ahead of Tom. He is passing through a town called Kelso*

2 B Continued
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are আপনি doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a dark and rainy night in Ponyville, whereas nopony would ever be out on a rainy day. It was late, so mostly the entire town was asleep. But our blue coated unicorn pony, Trixie, has a rough time sleeping. Tossing and turning, she mumbles words very lightly. She was saying, "...no... not that cursed thing... Twilight Sparkle... please don't hate me..." The nightmare was so strong that she woke up, screaming. "That was a terrible dream, me hurting Twilight all because I wanted power! I must find what that amulet was!!!" She then got out of বিছানা and ran in the cold rain.

She ran afar, trying...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
The Ticket Master

Dear Princess Celestia,

I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings. But when there's not enough blessings to go around, having আরো than your বন্ধু can make আপনি feel pretty awful.



Applebuck Season

Dear Princess Celestia,

My friend applejack is the best friend a টাট্টু could ever have, and she's always there to help anypony. The only trouble is, when she needs help she finds it hard to accept it. So while friendship is about giving of ourselves to friends, it's also about accepting what our বন্ধু have to offer.



Griffon the Brush-Off

Dearest Princess...
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