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505 Commander - HQ this is 505 do আপনি copy?
HQ - Copy that 505.
505 Commander - We are getting closer to Station G-41
HQ - Roger, proceed with caution.

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American and Canadian vessels.
16:30
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Cptn. Bridge - So... How we gonna do it?
Gen. Spectral - We get to Equestrian coast and swim with it then with air support we hit Russian destroyers and we aboard them.
Priv. Jackson - We gonna steal em eh? (Not trying to make a joke about Canadians... Totally...)
Cptn. Bridge - That's a plan... At least we have some free time...

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GEA HQ
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Informator - We have invitation from... GlobeX organisation.
Dan - GlobeX...
Letter : Come dance dance of macabra with us! We all will help আপনি out দ্বারা killing আপনি fast! Don't worry... We don't bite.
Dan - Who they think they are. Screw them proceed...


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Russia
Moscow
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Dimitri - Stupid war we can't go to Equestrian now...
Yuri - Dimitri my comrade I bet they do good so drink your ভদকা অথবা আপনি will become an Ice its a winter after all.
Dimitri - Yuri... Do আপনি think that this war have some meaning.
Yuri - As all of those wars : stupid reasons!
Dimitri - Like?
Yuri - Money, Terrorism, Conquer.
Dimitri - Oh... Yuri আপনি know thing অথবা two aye?
Yuri - Ha-ha আপনি know me comrade!
Dimitri - But I feel like we should help them.
Yuri - How comrade... Because I don't know how আপনি want to do it.
Dimitri - Yuri... How out a revolution...
Yuri - I have better idea... let's flee Russia.
Dimitri - How?
Yuri - Through Sibir of course! To Baltic Sea!
Dimitri - And after that?
Yuri - We go to Poland and become Russian refugees eh!
Dimitri - We can try...


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German - Italian আগুন zone
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German Soldier - Raus Raus Raus!
German Captain - Why we entered this war. Ridiculous. Our government don't need this war.
German Private - We are to protect Equestrian right?
German Private #2 - Tch...




The war gets out of hand as Germans and French যোগদান Equestrian side. The new threat is lurking in Equestria.


To Be Continued.



(I got the with my phone) (No Canadian racist jokes included)
Twilight: আপনি know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I প্রণয় আপনি all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He ব্যক্ত he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't আপনি think আপনি had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell আপনি how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are আপনি a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* আপনি okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped দ্বারা the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded দ্বারা other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell আপনি the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong দিন mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did আপনি hear in the office when আপনি tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but আপনি changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, আপনি caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, আপনি know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time আপনি even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got আপনি that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? আপনি seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the টাট্টু visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to তারিখ her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be বন্ধু with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* আপনি tell her what আপনি think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, আপনি already ব্যক্ত that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three মিনিট later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their পরবর্তি assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* আপনি cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger ব্যক্ত he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He ব্যক্ত আপনি were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with আপনি now, but if আপনি keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have আপনি fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, অথবা chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson মোটরসাইকেল on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle পরবর্তি to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular দিন at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten মিনিট of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing আরো tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: আপনি wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask আপনি a question. What do আপনি know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are আপনি asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the কাপকেক factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another টাট্টু riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* রামধনু Dash ব্যক্ত there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious দিন for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little টাট্টু version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to খুঁজুন for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars আপনি could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when রামধনু Dash, and her বন্ধু found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond সারমেয় arrived, they গাউন the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the সৈকত with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and আপনি ইউনিকর্ণ can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever গাউন our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what আপনি wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, অথবা a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H নমস্কার Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk অথবা something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I প্রণয় আপনি Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
রামধনু Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: আপনি didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, আপনি see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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