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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog

Dan from Someonebutnoone

And special guest তারকা Smoky Joe from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 106: প্রদর্শনী Off
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:39 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye and Stylo just stopped their freight train পরবর্তি to Snowflake's tower. They were walking upstairs to talk to the pegasus in the yard tower.

Snowflake: *On the radio* Ten-4 City Of Denver. Wait in a siding until help arrives.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walks in*
Snowflake: *Turns around* Something I can do আপনি two for?
Hawkeye: আপনি can do me for five hundred bucks. I hope your pussy is tight.
Snowflake: *Angry* That's not what I meant.
Stylo: What he meant to say is we were wondering when the new টাট্টু would get here.
Snowflake: Oh, Pete ব্যক্ত he would be here at 9.
Hawkeye: *Looks at the clock* Looks like we have enough time to kill.
Stylo: What's our পরবর্তি job?
Hawkeye: Pete told us to do some switching here until the new টাট্টু arrived.

Thirty মিনিট later, Hawkeye, and Stylo were still switching in the yards. The new টাট্টু was late.

Stylo: Shit. It's like he's not coming at all.
Hawkeye: *Slows down from 3 miles an ঘন্টা to 2* Let's not worry about him. We have to get these freight cars into place.
Mike: *Uncouples a boxcar from their switching engine*
Stylo: *Smiles* That's where you're wrong. Our job is complete.
Hawkeye: What? আপনি think I'm blind অথবা something? Never mind. *Puts the engine in reverse* Let's get into a siding, and wait for আরো freight cars.

The new টাট্টু was Smoky Joe. He walked into the yards, and stood পরবর্তি to Hawkeye, and Stylo's switch engine.

Smoky Joe: Hello.
Hawkeye: Hi. Are আপনি the new pony?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Stylo: Where were you? Pete ব্যক্ত আপনি would be here at nine, but you're late.
Smoky Joe: I got held up in traffic. Pete ব্যক্ত that my first assignment would be to work with you.
Hawkeye: We just finished some switching.
Stylo: We'll let আপনি do it when another freight train comes.
Mirage: *Blows the horn on his train upon entering the yards*
Stylo: We're gonna need two আরো switchers.
Hawkeye: I'll get them. *Goes out to find আরো switchers to সরানো the freight cars*
Mirage: *Stops পরবর্তি to Snowflake's tower*
Smoky Joe: I don't need another switcher to সরানো this. I can do it with this one locomotive.
Stylo: This only has the power to সরানো thirteen freight cars. Pierce is getting two আরো switchers, and then we'll be set.
Smoky Joe: I can do it with only one engine. Watch me. *Drives the switcher back*
Mirage: *Uncoupling his engine from the train, and watching Stylo and Smoky Joe in the switcher*
Smoky Joe: *Gets the switcher onto the back of the train* Power!

When Smoky Joe tried to make the train move, the switcher's wheels slipped, and it didn't budge.

Mirage: *Moving his engines back into a siding*
Hawkeye: *Passing Mirage slowly in the two switchers* That new টাট্টু must be one of those reckless bastards.
Smoky Joe: I don't understand. This train should be moving. আপনি need better switchers.
Stylo: I told you, there are too many freight cars. This engine can only সরানো thirteen of them, there isn't enough power.
Hawkeye: *Gets the other switchers coupled up to the one Stylo and Smoky Joe are in*
Stylo: Now we have আরো power.
Smoky Joe: *Pushes the freight cars at ten miles an hour*
Stylo: That's too fast.
Smoky Joe: No. Watch me. *Goes faster*
Stylo: *Applies the brakes*
Hawkeye: I was right. He is a reckless bastard.

The train stopped, and Smoky Joe was not happy as he glared at Stylo.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case বিস্কুট returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job আপনি three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would আপনি like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No আরো cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. পরবর্তি day, Gordon was sleeping when Case বিস্কুট walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
গাধা গাধা Inn

Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the গাধা গাধা Inn, everyone was sad. A টাট্টু was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a টাট্টু for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed দ্বারা any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: আপনি know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, অথবা terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. আপনি don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic রামধনু as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police টাট্টু 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here দ্বারা train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police টাট্টু 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police টাট্টু 36: I'll notify him, and আপনি must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police টাট্টু 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth টাট্টু with কমলা hooves. He was pulling over a টাট্টু in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic রামধনু as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a ছুরি like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock দেওয়াল behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your দিন to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth টাট্টু with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will আপনি ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded দ্বারা huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how আপনি keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed দ্বারা the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do আপনি want from me?
Trixie:I want আপনি to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But আপনি can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now আপনি are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is আরো weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't আপনি dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are আপনি going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with আপনি again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need আপনি anymore.You know what?I didn't needed আপনি at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am দ্বারা your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e পাঠ করা this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. আপনি don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case অথবা my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and নিদ্রা উদ্রেককর লতা in his অনুরাগী fiction! It's insanely rude, and if আপনি don't like it, don't মতামত on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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added by MegaTJ
Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
added by sweet_cream
Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart