So, during my যেভাবে খুশী escapade of looking for something that will further decrease my faith in humanity (Which I still have some of, surprisingly), I was able to find this little piece of shit called Fall of the Ponies. From what I can see from the amount of dislikes on this one, it looks horrible. So let us read it and have a grand ol’ time.
So it starts with the narrator saying how everyone in Ponyville was happy, because no one ever died. And of course, the লেখক just gave out the plot for the story right fucking there. Just throwing it out like that just shows that আপনি are wanting to get through this shit faster than anyone else. And with the story আপনি wrote, I really can’t blame আপনি at all. Anyway, that all changes (I would have never fucking guessed that) when a টাট্টু দ্বারা the name of Silverface (That is actually his name) had, as the story describes it, became died. And he didn’t just die, no. He fucking exploded for no reason whatsoever. Like what the fuck? Dying is one thing, but then he fucking blows up. আপনি couldn’t make it like a হৃদয় attack অথবা something less insane. So Celestia reacts as anyone would and shouts oh shit at the শীর্ষ of her lungs. So, Celestia flies to her castle, where she calls the fucking Justice League to help. But they tell her to fuck off, and that they only help people, not ponies অথবা the Jewish…. That is actually what happened. For some fucked up reason, the anti-semitic Justice League exist in the world of ponies. Because why the fuck not.
So Celestia cries for a bit and then calls the Mane 6, অথবা as the fanfic calls them, useless. Yeah, and every event in the প্রদর্শনী was just a fucking cakewalk. A blind amputee could fight all the villains the Mane 6 faced. So the Mane 6 does what they do best in shitty fanfics. দুশ্চরিত্রা to each other about their own problems because only they matter. Also, let’s see how many we can end up hating in this short little bit of time. Twilight is a bossy cunt who insults everyone and wants to be the leader, Fluttershy literally whines about everything, Pinkie is a psychotic killer (Can’t imagine the uncreative inspiration there), applejack is a racist, রামধনু Dash is just a plain bitch, and Rarity has no purpose to this story. I hate them already.
So, after they all have bitched themselves dry, Twilight asks Pinkie if she knows who is blowing everyone up. This could lead to some interesting ideas, lead to some pretty good plot twists- Oh, come on. It’s an MLP fanfic. আপনি really think they would write something that smart. No, they just instantly say that it was Gummy, Pinkie’s pet alligator. The major stupidity of this bullshit causes the বৃক্ষ they are in to catch আগুন (Actual scene in the fanfic) and Gummy then responds দ্বারা shooting Pinkie Pie and making her blow up. Okay, I am expecting all the Mane 6 to die tragic deaths that will never be mentioned again one দ্বারা one because this লেখক needs to keep my attention somehow. The others then escaped to Cloudsdale, where they used Fluttershy’s severed wings to make a potion to walk on the clouds… Because suddenly, আপনি need pegasus wings to make that shit. It was never needed in the show, but since when did MLP fanfics actually have anything to do with the show. After which, রামধনু Dash flies into the weather factory, where it blows up… for some reason, and kills her. Hey, what do আপনি know, another character dies. I wonder who could be next. So they all ask why she did that, to which Twilight ignores because she didn’t like রামধনু Dash. Just like a true friend would do.
After which, Pinkie Pie… suddenly comes back to life, and Rarity makes a dress? What the fuck am I পাঠ করা here, exactly. No, seriously. Did the writer just watch the show, get bored, and wrote down whatever popped up in his head, because- That’s still not good enough to make a story this badly paced. Then suddenly, Gummy used Silverface’s wings to fly into Cloudsdale. How? No, seriously, how? I mean, even if আপনি could somehow manage to take the wings and make it to where they can fly whenever আপনি want, how are they in a perfect shape after being blown the fuck up. He then blew up Pinkie Pie and Applejack. But before he প্রদর্শনী mercy to the reader and kill the remaining ones, Twilight mentioned how Silverface was a unicorn. So then a giant black hole came, and sucked Gummy into the vortex and spit out Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and রামধনু Dash, but since everyone, characters and reader, hated Fluttershy, the vortex showed mercy and at least took away one of the Mane Prix (I call them that because fuck this story).
So Twilight took all of the glory and flew away, and then Celestia turned into a parasite thing and tried to eat Pinkie Pie (THIS IS A THING, LET ME REMIND YOU). Then applejack died, again. Seriously, is this going to be like Dragonball Z, where the major characters die only to be revived so they can die another day? Anyway, Twilight goes to talk to Magneto, who then kills Edward from the Twilight movies, I don’t know.
So then, there was peace…. I THINK?! I DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW! This story is just so shit, that I can’t fucking process it. দ্বারা the way, this is still the first fucking chapter? So, all was peaceful (I think), then suddenly, an evil creature called The Evil came. Can we just choose a story and fucking stick with it please? So the Evil killed Fluttershy… again… who was alive for some reason, and took her body. After which, he killed Pinkie Pie and took her body. And then tried to kill Twilight. Oh god, yes. I think we may have found the যীশু of this fanfic. Unfortunately, Luna hears that something good is going to happen in this fanfic, which is obviously what the লেখক wasn’t going for, and kills the Evil Jesus. And as it turns out, the Evil all along was Silverface….. Who fucking cares? So, we’re done now, right? Ha, I fucking wish. We still got three আরো chapters to go. YaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHH-
So, the সেকেন্ড chapter starts with an author’s note, with the লেখক telling us that he is working on a movie with M. Night Shyamalan. Well, that explains the shitty twists. So, during the night, Silverface returns, who had faked his death to be evil, even though he was evil before, and- What the fuck is it with this fanfic in trying to confuse me. It’s not clever, it’s just so fucking stupid, it gets stuck in it’s own plot holes. So Silverface goes to Twilight’s house, where she sees Twilight and Spike getting drunk. After which, they go to Fluttershy’s house for no other reason than to burn it down. It’s not funny and I want Silverface to kill Twilight as soon as possible. Please, প্রদর্শনী some mercy. After which, Silverface justs loses interest and goes to রামধনু Dash, and tries to convince her that her বন্ধু are terrible. Actually, yeah, they fucking are. Their arrogant, psychotic, selfish, racist pricks. I mean, if I was বন্ধু with them, I’d fucking kill myself. So রামধনু Dash proves she does have a brain and joins sides with Silverface. They then go around killing everyone and they prevail. So we’re done now right…. right?..... RIGHT!?
In the পরবর্তি chapter, it states that none of that happened. Well thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing, asshole. Also, the লেখক must have gotten a concussion between লেখা chapters, because now, the লেখা has gotten fucking BAD! It was okay before, but now it looks unbearable to look at. Seriously, this looks like something আপনি get when আপনি accidently wipe a crumb off your keyboard and it leaves a stream of letters. So Pinkie Pie goes to save রামধনু Dash, who is being stabbed দ্বারা applejack with a fucking pitchfork. And the best way to save her is দ্বারা impaling Applejack, sucking the soul out of her body, and putting it into Dash’s body (THIS! IS! A! FUCKING! THING!). So রামধনু Dash leaves to be a Wonderbolt অথবা some shit, and Twilight thinks the best solution is to take a machine gun and… not use it… She just gives Pinkie Pie wings and she flies away with রামধনু Dash…. why not. Also, we are introduced to Trixie for some reason, who everyone hates (As they should), so she sets them all on fire. What was that bullshit before about how no one has ever died in Ponyville. Because all I have been seeing is constant murder. And also, it seems murder is legal unless someone who is actually evil does it. If আপনি are good, murder is okay, but if your evil, murder is bad. PERFECT FUCKING LOGIC! So after that, রামধনু Dash asks Trixie for help, who responds দ্বারা killing the Wonderbolts and she becomes queen. Fluttershy then goes to stop her, but then meteors come, which Lyra and Bon-Bon ride on to space. CAN WE CHOOSE A FUCKING STORY ALREADY!?
So রামধনু Dash hid in Twilight’s house, where Trixie came and murdered Twilight. Oh fucking finally, yes. I never thought I’d say this, but thank god for Trixie. Fluttershy then thanked Trixie instead of killing her (Wow, even everyone in this story hates Twilight). But then Fluttershy blows up for some reason, and some Ursa Major comes, but gets bored and dies… and I am not kidding, he actually died. Then রামধনু Dash got killed with a machete, and then Pinkie Pie shot herself in the head. Rarity… fucked off for some reason, because she wasn’t important. And Celestia and Luna shot each other with assault rifles until they both died. And then Edward Norton comes out of fucking nowhere and says that this shit makes no sense. No, no it doesn’t. I’m glad we’re able to realize this. And then the লেখক makes it to where this fanfic never happened. I wish, but sadly that isn’t the case. But hey, all the Mane Prix died, so good ending.
God, this was so fucking stupid. I have so many questions. What was with all the different stories? Why did রামধনু Dash leave with Pinkie Pie? Why was Spike drunk? Why did everyone hate Fluttershy? What the fuck ever happened to Silverface? Are we just going to forget that parasite Celestia was a thing? And is there a God? Because if there was, he wouldn’t allow a poorly written, and terribly edited piece of shit like this come into the world. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take