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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one আরো job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the নেকড়ে pack. Those sluts গাউন all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if আপনি can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And সেকেন্ড will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out and leave mark there. I printed আপনি skull stickers. আপনি have about one hour. আপনি need only two guys to be honest. Now - tick tock better get your faces there ponies.

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নেকড়ে Pack Warehouse #4
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Damien - *opens window*
Joel - *gets in thru broken rooftop*
Damien - 3 guys here...
Joel - none সেকেন্ড floor.
Damien - There is only three total... Let's go *runs to metal doors and takes out drill* drill baby drill *turns around*
Joel - *slowly open doors* hello there little কুকুরছানা *takes out silenced glock and shoots dog* pet down waiting for আপনি at truck.
Damien - yea yea *keep drilling the lock* there আপনি go *opens doors* yo I see the computer.
FI - connect USB I gave আপনি and let me do the magic.
Damien - Speed up dude if they see me there gonna be a bloodshed.
FI - Almooooost.... Done go go go
Damien - *takes USB and leaves thru window*


FI - Good job guys now they should be scared of us. We should be called Ghost Gang for that action.

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22:40
Docks
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Damien - Shit it's cold dude.
Joel - Yeah.
Jackson - Hm... Where they are not here yet.
Jeremy - Maybe they got captured দ্বারা police.
FI - I don't think so. Shit I smell a set up.
Damien - I don't like it...
Jeremy - Yeah Like We a- *get shot*
SWAT - This is EPD hold your hands up!
Damien - Shit SWAT Team!
Jackson - Jeremy! Jeremy shit!!
FI - Oh fuck this car - I got fresh info this car have our money we got set up they got our contact! Hit into the car take money and princess and get the fuck away from there!
Joel - *opens car trunk* yep there it is *takes bag* let's go!
Jackson - What about Jeremy!
Damien - He got shot in the fuckin head dumbass let's go! *pulls Jackson*
FI - OK guys I gonna prepare some run away for আপনি get ready.
Driver - Alright boys can will be there in about 5 মিনিট hang tight.
Twilight - *cries*
Damien - It's your fault this guy died... And it's your fault all those police guys gonna die *reloads AK*
Joel - Don't get cocky.
FI - Heavy Armored... Oh shit they send all type of units. Cloackers, Snipers, Tazers and even Army Ponies.
Damien - Shit.....
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5 মিনিট of hard fight
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Damien - Will get that আপনি fucking trash *shoots আরো police*
Jackson - Fuuck it hurt...
Joel - Jackson got shot where is the van!
Driver - Behind আপনি lad!
FI - Get her into the van. Driver try to avoid roadblocks.
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23 মিনিট of driving
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Jackson - Shiit... It hurts guys...
Damien - Don't be a pussy.
*car crashes*
Joel - Everyone alright!
Damien - Driver is dead... Holy shit Jackson got skull crusher!
Joel - It's me and আপনি now partner!
FI - Fucking driver. Can't keep his work right... Locating আপনি wait.
Joel - No police let's run when we can!
Twilight - Stop it please! No আরো Ponies die!
Damien - Shut the fuck up! *pushes Twilight*
FI - Heli is around they will take আপনি out of there don't worry guys keep it cool!
Damien - Easy said...
Joel - Fuck dude.... *wears off mask*
Damien - Put the mask on আপনি idiot Police is trailing us!
Joel - *vomits to lake* W-Wait dude... I can't handle the situation...
FI - Pilot is there আপনি see him, get to the heli and fly the fuck away from there boys.

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Safehous
02:40
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Damien - I can't belive it...
Joel - God... DAMNIT...
FI - It's OK guys আপনি escaped the se-up. People saw আপনি in action I will get আপনি some people to help. Hang tight for now and don't peak out. We are in deeper shit. We can get death row of they gonna get us.




TBC
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I feel that my version of Master Sword has enough popularity that this episode should be আরো অথবা less HIS EPISODE..


Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? আপনি scared th- Oh shit, did আপনি steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of গাউন it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! আপনি can't steal police cars!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, শীর্ষ Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines শীর্ষ Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask আপনি something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My বন্ধু Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and মাকড়সা Man, but now I don’t have one. Can আপনি find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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যেভাবে খুশী dialectics: রামধনু Rocks


Hello and welcome to my newest প্রবন্ধ in the series of reviews I've been doing every once in a while over the past couple of weeks. Okay, months... never mind that! I usually review movies, but for now, I have decided to take a closer look on the সেকেন্ড Equestria Girls cartoon, রামধনু Rocks. It is quite obvious, yet I always state this nevertheless: if আপনি haven't seen the cartoon yet... SPOLIER ALERT!

Although I gotta say, this review will be quite short compared to my other articles, since most of the internet reviewers have already summed the movie up pretty...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia চকোলেট Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta প্রদর্শনী this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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