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posted by mariofan14

I was watching some Yo Mama চলচ্ছবি on YouTube before I started লেখা this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope আপনি guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a দিন for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought রামধনু Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth দেওয়াল to get away from her!

-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!

-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!

-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the ফ্রোজেন North with her farts!

-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks দ্বারা putting her fat গাধা on a diet!

Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this প্রবন্ধ if আপনি want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1

Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at applejack when she tricked the western টাট্টু into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh আপনি know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

James, and his friends

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are বন্ধু live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are আপনি called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then আপনি would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...

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Awesome টাট্টু pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Just Be Me Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful দিন in Equestria. রামধনু Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks আপনি two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if আপনি get it on you, আপনি can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised আপনি didn't wear that farming outfit আপনি made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 61 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki's engine for the work train

When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: নমস্কার Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going আপনি two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan পরবর্তি time I see...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 61 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

THE পরবর্তি DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. আপনি haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol আপনি got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If আপনি say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...

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The Breakfast Family goes to Wisconsin Dells (based on a true story!)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

My name is বৃক্ষবিশেষ Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy ভালুক is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the দিন we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 5

posted by Canada24

Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.

Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big তারকা and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.

Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....

Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful দিন in Equestria. রামধনু Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks আপনি two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if আপনি get it on you, আপনি can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised আপনি didn't wear that farming outfit আপনি made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...

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রামধনু Dash Saves The দিন

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Michael

It was a beautiful দিন in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, রামধনু Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that আপনি would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until আপনি get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let আপনি down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, রামধনু Dash met an earth টাট্টু named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...

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Saten Twist adventures 2

posted by Canada24

Again this takes place joining an episode..
The আপেল Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank আপেল cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I প্রণয় your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...

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The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over দ্বারা Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into বালিশ at same time Canterlot exploded*...

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When Ollie's OCD strikes.

posted by IrisTheHedgehog

It a warm দিন in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and কেক put cherries on the কাপকেক for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.

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My Little Futuristic Pony: মহাকাশ is Magic Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what মহাকাশ had in store!
My Little Future
Until আপনি all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do আপনি know that মহাকাশ is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is পাঠ করা a book, and this is what it says:

"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....