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Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, আপনি may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise man!

Sword: আপনি know what. I'm killing him. You're driving me. Let's go.

Saten: Dri... Driving আপনি where?

Sword; To the North Pole to see Santa Claus.

Saten: Really? Up to the North Pole? How do আপনি expect me to get there?

Sword: We drive

Saten: I'm not driving আপনি to north pole.

Voice: Bar closing

Saten: ... Okay I'll drve you.

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FAKE NORTH POLE:

Sword: This is it huh?

Saten: Yep. This is it.

Teen: Yo, yo, what's up, y'alls? Y'alls ready to kick it in some fine North Pole gear?!

Sword: ... Saten. Does the North Pole usually having teenagers.

Saten: Yeah, sure.

Sword: Hmm... Let me ask something else.. (pins him on দেওয়াল pointing the gun) আপনি THINK I'M AN IDIOT!?

Saten: I..

Sword: আপনি can't jerk me around when it comes to Santa Claus, dude! There is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit! Nobody vomits at the North Pole! Except for Santa's wife because she has an eating disorder!

Saten: What?

Sword: Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!

Saten: Okay Sword, there's something I should probably tell you.

Sword: Fine (lowers gun)

Saten: I hate to tell আপনি this Sword, but there really is no Santa.

Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought আপনি ব্যক্ত Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me SpongeBob? Is he not real? Huh? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? অথবা what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, আপনি fool!

Saten: Guess we'll have to do this the hard way then.

Sword: আপনি know, আপনি know why nothing works out for you, Twist!? Because you've got a negative attitude. Like Eeyore.

Saten: Oh, that's not fair Master. I don't think I have a negative attitude. I just don't think it's a good idea for us to embark on a potentially dangerous journey whe...

Sword: I still have a loaded gun.. Now drive me to the real North Pole.

Saten: What do I get out of this?

Sword: Help me and ... I'll take আপনি and Trixie with me to Los Pegasus.

Sword: I'll even pay for the greatest buffets.

Saten: Fine..

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(They drive to Canada but the car breaks down).

Saten: Well that's just great.

Canadian: নমস্কার there fokes.

Sword: Well this is convienent

Canadian: Oh, নমস্কার there. You're having some car troubles, eh?

Saten: Yeah, we're trying to get to the North Pole. I don't suppose you're from Triple A, are you?

Canadian: Who?

Saten: Triple A, আপনি know? A-A-A.

Canadian: Oh, AA, eh? Oh, I just came from AA.

Saten: No, not AA! AAA!

Canadian: Yeah, that's what I said. AA, eh?

Saten:: Oh, so আপনি are with Triple A.

Canadian: Oh, no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?

Sword: Saten I think he's just a drunk.

Saten: Hold on Master, I'm handling this.

Canadian: Well, I can probably take আপনি to a gas station, eh? আপনি have cash, eh?

Saten: Well, I dunno, my name carries a little weight, but I don't see how that matters here.

Sword: Look, we don't have enough cash to fix the car and we're kind of on our way to the North Pole.

Canadian: Oh, a car won't take ya there anyway. But if ya like, আপনি can take my snowmobile.

Saten: ... Really?

Canadian: Oh, sure. That's what Canadian hospitality's all aboot. If ya like, আপনি can have all my money and my leg.

Sword: ... Okay.

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(skip to the two on the snowmoblie, Sword holding the leg)

Saten: Why'd we take his leg?

Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)

Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.

Saten: That pun was bad and আপনি should feel bad.

Sword (annoyed): Fuck off

Saten: I would, but then you'd be all alone.

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(They arrive)

Sword: There it is, Santa's factory

Saten: ...

Saten: I don't believe it.

They knock and sure enough Santa appears. However Santa is a sick and elderly looking, dying man.

Saten: Santa!?

Santa: Who are you?

Sword: I'm Master Sword (pulls out the handgun) AND I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!

Santa: ... Oh thank god. *kneels in front of them* Please do it.

Sword: What?

Santa: (puts gun in mouth) Do it!

Sword: You.. Want me two?

Santa: Put me out of my misery!

Sword: Whoa man, there's no sport in that.

Santa: *starts coughing, Saten helps him up*

Saten: I... I don't understand. I thought আপনি were supposed to be jolly and happy.

Santa (shows the factory to be dark gloomy place, and the elfs ll deformed and grey skinned, and the Raindeers all rabid wild animals): I used to be, a long time ago. I made toys for little boys and girls. I loved my work, and they loved me. But it just got out of hand. The world's population kept growing and growing. Kids wanted আরো toys, fancier toys! We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls. আপনি ever try to make an iPod?! I've got orders for millions of 'em!

Saten: ... (crosses iPod off his list).

Santa: Look at those poor elves.. they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters. At least 60% of them are born blind. The workload destroys them, but they don't know anything else. It's gotten so their instincts take over, and near the end, they just walk out into the snow and die. Then the reindeer eat them, which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures with a blood-lust for elf flesh. I don't even pray for them anymore. Seems pointless. What God would allow this?

Sword (actually frightened, which for him is saying a lot): This is none of the songs অথবা specials!

Saten: How could আপনি let this happen?!

Santa: Me!? I didn't do this! বড়দিন DID THIS!!

(All the elves stand up angrily).

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SONG:

Santa: Each ঘণ্টা would peal with a silvery zeal, as the holiday feeling was filling us. But now instead all we're feeling is dread, because বড়দিন time is killing us!

Elves (all together): Each বড়দিন তালিকা gets us আরো and আরো pissed, till the thought of existence is chilling us!

Santa: I'll tell আপনি what, shove your তালিকা up your butt! Because বড়দিন time is killing us!

Saten (singing): But can't আপনি see, that what আপনি do is a dream come true? Can't আপনি see that, every smile makes it all worthwhile?

Santa: No, screw, you! It's all but through, there's too much to do! All those dreams are nightmares, (zoom in Elf) AND BLANK ICY STARES!

Santa: Each little elf used to fill up a shelf, making playthings and selflessly thrilling us! Now they're on crack, and it feels like lraq, because Christmastime is killing us!

Elves (together): Each model train only heightens the pain of a workload that's draining and drilling us!

Santa: Fingers all bleed, and look that guy just peed, because বড়দিন time is killing us!

Sword (singing): But can't আপনি see, our point of view? We rely on you. Can't আপনি see that বড়দিন cheer, gets us through the year?

Santa: My whole crew is black and blue, can't আপনি take a clue? আপনি may think I look great, (zoom in to প্রদর্শনী his elderly wrinkered skin) BUT I'M TWENTY-EIGHT!

Santa: Each jingle ঘণ্টা is a requiem knell. And while আপনি think it's swell we are toiling in Hell. Take a look, আপনি can tell as a man I'm a sheeeeeeeeeell! because Christmastime is killing us! KILLING US! বড়দিন time is killing us!

(Song ends with the elves all hanging themselves).

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Santa: (coughs and passes out)

Saten: (jaw dropped)

Sword: ... Is weird that that was a great song?

Saten: (eyes turn to him, having no reply)

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Skips to Santa in hospital.

Saten: Is he going to be okay?! It's Christmas!

Elf Doctor: বড়দিন is the problem! He can't keep this pace up anymore. If he goes out tonight, he'll die.

20h agoSword: Which means no আরো Christmas!?

Elf Doctor: Afraid so.

Saten: ... We're do it

Sword and Doctor (together): What!?

Saten: আপনি were right Sword, he IS real. And he needs our help.

Sword: Alright. So how do we start?

Saten': Don't worry, Santa. We'll make sure there's a বড়দিন this year.

Santa: Thank আপনি red pony. That brings me peace in this hour. I'll be with Allah soon.

Saten: What!?

Dr Elf: H-he's just delerious.

Saten: *clearly uncomfortable* Okay then. So we should probably get started

Sword: Anyone else freaked out দ্বারা that Allah thing?

Saten: Forget that, lets get going.

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(Later as they prepare to leave).

Saten: alright.. (whips) Mush!

*Reindeer don't move*

Sword: It's not working. I think they need to be coaxed. Santa ব্যক্ত they eat elf flesh.

Sword (sees a misshapen elf standing in the snow, staring blankly at nothing): Hey! নমস্কার you! Come over here!

Elf doesn't move.

Saten: I don't think he even knows where he is.

Sword: I guess we should just do it then.

Saten: (sighs, goes over with swissblade)

Saten cuts through the elf's arm, the elf is unfazed and unresponsive.

Saten (takes the arm): So... bye! *runs back to sleigh*

They take off, using the arm as a lure.

Sword: নমস্কার dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't বড়দিন magical?

Saten: It sure is.

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Sword: Alright. First house of the night

Saten: (tosses gifts carelessly)

Sword: Whoa whoa man! আপনি can't just toss those all about.

Saten: Why not?

Sword: আপনি kidding? Those aren't socks and underwear donated দ্বারা the আগুন department to some battered women's shelter. Those are Santa gifts, প্রদর্শনী some care asshole.

Saten: Whatever, I delievered them. *grabs cookie and eats it*

Sword: Did আপনি just eat that whole cookie off the mantel?!

Saten: What? They left it out for Santa. We're Santa.

Sword: Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat all of it. আপনি take a bite and a sip of milk..

Saten: Oh আপনি know what. *pours দুধ on ground* There. Now they'll know Santa was here

Sword: আরো like Grinch was here.

Saten: Look I'm here giving out presents, I'll eat the damn cookie if I want. In fact, I might make myself a sandwich.

Sword: Don't আপনি fucking dare!

Saten: *goes into the kitchen*

Man: Who's there!? (turns on light)

Saten: Uhh.. I'm Santa.

Man: Yeah, sure, your Santa. That why আপনি broke in through the window? I'm calling the cops.

Saten: Wait, we are. We just couldn't fit though the chimey, and forgot the presents.. It's actually a funny stor-

Sword: AHH! (assualts him with bat, spraying blood everywherw)

Saten: WHAT THE HELL!?

Sword: HE WAS GONNA CALL THE COPS! NOBODY CALLS THE FUCKING COPS ON SANTA!

Sword: Now help me drag him to the closet!

Girl: Santa!?

Sword: ... Fuck

Wife: Who are you!?.. (sees body) DAN!?

Saten: Look, we can explain.

Wife flees.

Sword panicks and fires the handgun from earlier.

Girl: MOMMY!

Saten: DUDE!

Sword: I panicked okay! Now find some tape!

The little girl is taped up.

Sword: Alright, now to clean the bat and give to (reads) Johnny... Go check for her brother

Saten: (Goes upstairs) There's only one bedroom!

Sword: Then who's... oh dear god we're in the wrong house!

(sirens blaring)

Sword: Damn it, we tripped the alarm. The cops are coming. Let's go!

Saten: What?! We're just leaving like this? What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!

Sword: It's already ruined! This was one house. We've been here for an ঘন্টা and a half! An ঘন্টা and... First of all, we're not even Santa anymore. This has been a প্রথমপাতা invasion. But an ঘন্টা and a half Saten!

Saten: No wonder Santa হারিয়ে গেছে his mind, we can't do this in one night!

Sword: NOBODY CAN, IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!

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ON SLED:

Sword: I can't believe it! We were supposed to save Christmas, and we completely blew it! We failed Santa!

Saten: No. No, we didn't fail Santa. The world failed Santa. The poor man just gives and gives and gives, and everyone just takes him for granted. Hell, I didn't even think he existed until last night.

Sword: I agree. But what are we supposed to do now? বড়দিন is doomed.

Saten: Maybe, but there is one thing we can do.

Saten: But we can make things right

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PONYVILLE/THE পরবর্তি DAY:

Reporter: This just in, reports from all over the world says that no presents have delivered. We can only assume that everyone has been naugh-

Saten (runs infront of camera): Wait! I know what happened to Santa!

Reporter: Wha?

Twi (from her house): Saten?

(Saten wheels out Santa).

Reporter: Santa?!

Saten: That's right! It's Santa Claus! And the reason there was no বড়দিন this বছর is that this man is sick. Very sick. He's been bludgeoned দ্বারা years of greed and avarice. The workload of filling our বড়দিন lists has overwhelmed him. And at the rate he's going, he may not make it another year. But there's a way for us to help him. If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands and ask for only one বড়দিন present every year, there may still be hope. I know it's in our nature to resist sacrifice, even in hard times, but if we don't, we may have to give up বড়দিন altogether.

Reporter: আপনি heard him folks. Will we take just one gift a year, can we live with that?

Various people: One is enough... One's enough... I can live with that.

Canada24: Okay, just one.. But if it's a gym membership, someone's getting punched in the fucking face!



END OF EPISODE:
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Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing দ্বারা Gordon with Mike* আপনি can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
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SeantheHedgehog: (Waves at Onyx050569)
Jordy_Dash: Onyx, this is my Shinigami, Sean
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Onyx050569: Hi there (Shows PrinceLightning) This is my Shinigami, PrinceLightning
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Jordy_Dash: Well, now that we all have met, I think it is time we get to business
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Jordy_Dash: In case আপনি forgot, we are both criminals who are killing people, while having freaks of nature follows us
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask আপনি something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do আপনি know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored দ্বারা Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Aina was লেখা down a বড়দিন list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the পরবর্তি episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like আপনি during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...
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After রামধনু Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.

Lord Burlington: What are আপনি going to do when we start attacking.
Rainbow Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
Rainbow Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision আপনি ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers আপনি haven't met. Archer...
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In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to যোগদান your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. আপনি see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, অথবা else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's আরো like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good দিন to আপনি ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't আপনি a little too...
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LATER THE পরবর্তি DAY!

"Sorry again for getting আপনি kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. পরবর্তি time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold আপনি too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded দ্বারা Ganger and his gang.

"Any of আপনি know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger ব্যক্ত sadistically.

"You...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 11: Meltdown


I ran off into the dark, cold night to clear my head and to decide what should I do with Ricochet. The changeling stallion clearly expressed his প্রণয় to me, but his act sent me into a deep pit of perplexity and despair. Up to that point, I never did consider him as a possible suitor and I needed some time alone to think it over...

Yes, I see আপনি have প্রশ্ন again. Well, আপনি better ask them, before I সরানো on, because this পরবর্তি part will not be pretty. All right, first of all, the hive mind... that did not exist yet; this...
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