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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - আপনি sure আপনি killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? নমস্কার my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - আপনি guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.

Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. আপনি will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. আপনি know it. 21st is last. আপনি ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...

Road to Canterlot.

Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.

Sunburst: Why?

Saten: আপনি haven't looked outside, have you?

Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-

Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.

Sunburst: Really?

Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.

Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought আপনি could help!

Sunburst: Me?

Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!

Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. আপনি know, I'd...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...

Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General

MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005


Hooffman - Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: *Looking through a pair of binoculars*
Julia: See anything?
Tim: Not yet.


Captain Jefferson: You're going on stakeout.
Tim: Stakeout? That's the worst assignment ever.


Julia: আপনি think this will work?!
Tim, Dan, Andy, Toby, and Red: *Holding part of a bridge up with chains*
Tim: It better, otherwise someone's gonna drown.


Pony: *Wearing a mask, firing three bullets from a pistol*


Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKTrOqd5qQU

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting পরবর্তি to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien

- - - - -

Dan - We হারিয়ে গেছে too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....

Ponyville Warzone

Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We হারিয়ে গেছে all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.


SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On আপনি Night.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.

Military টাট্টু 3: What makes আপনি think he'll be here?
Military টাট্টু 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.

Military টাট্টু 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military টাট্টু 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There আপনি are Stylo. I need আপনি to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, আপনি can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: আপনি go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails


Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lewis: *With Andy inside a building, talking to Barry*
Barry: How did আপনি know where to find me?
Lewis: I went to a train yard, saw some gangsters, and asked if they could help. They told me to come to you.
Barry: What do আপনি need me to do?
Andy: We're being threatened দ্বারা these two police ponies. They want us to leave town, otherwise we'll get arrested.
Barry: What are their names?
Lewis: Bob Stone.

At night, Bob was in The Silver Ballroom when three ponies came in, and shot him.

Lewis: And Leonard Plesance.
Leonard: *Driving his car when two gangsters in a '68 Chevy pass by, and shoot Leonard. He dies,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Andy: *Visiting Bob at The Silver Ballroom*
Bob: Okay. *Gives Andy $8,700* I'll take very good care of this place.
Andy: I'm glad.
Bob: Let's go for a walk. *Walks outside of The Silver Ballroom with Andy* So, how's Lewis doing?
Andy: He's depressed, just found somepony that would buy his house, but it'll take two weeks for him to buy it. He's travelling down here from Northern Canada.
Bob: I see. *Takes out $6,000* Here, give this to Lewis too when আপনি get back home. Listen, I have these sports jackets that nopony wants. Would আপনি like to have them for free?
Andy: Where are they?
Bob: Inside that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As if nearly being killed দ্বারা gangsters isn't bad enough, I saw several police ponies at my house.

Andy: Yo, what's going on?
Lewis: Stop the car.
Andy: *Stops the car*
Lewis: *Running over to another police pony* What's everyone doing here?
Police টাট্টু 94: We're confiscating all of your cash, as ordered দ্বারা Leonard Plesance.
Lewis: Leonard?

At The Silver Ballroom

Lewis: আপনি can't take all of my money Leonard. There's a bunch of mobsters that want to kill me.
Leonard: আপনি should have thought about that before আপনি fucked all those mares Lewis. I told you, no prostitution.
Lewis: Look Leonard, I fucked up....
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Ditto: So.. How's Scootaloo?

Dash: Oh, she's fine.. She got her cutie mark.

Ditto: I know. She mentioned it in her weekly letters, wish i could of been there.

Dash: Yeah, her parents ব্যক্ত the same.. They might be visiting soon.

Twilight: That spell was the only thing we found in the whole লাইব্রেরি that was even close to what we needed!

Cadance: Do আপনি think আপনি can remember the spell?

Twilight Sparkle: I only read it through once!

Rarity: Well, if anybody can exactly remember something she read for the first time two মিনিট ago, it's you, Twilight.

Twilight: I'll try. But I'm not...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRhxSzMzEkU

May 8, 2006

Lewis: *On a বিছানা doing a mare in the butt*
Mare 39: Oh Lewis! This is excellent!!

Next day

Mare 85: *Giving Lewis a blowjob*

Next day

Lewis: *Laying down on a bed*
Mare: *Giving Lewis a hoofjob*

My sexual activities in Illinois was definitely getting me a lot of cash. On the 11th though, things seemed to be fucked up. Bob needed some silencers for a few of his guns. I got some, but they didn't seem to satisfy Bob. He didn't even try putting them on his guns, and he said...

Bob: This is shit! None of these silencers fit on my guns. Go back...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:25): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5vxVuee5qA

Colts: *Playing rap সঙ্গীত while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW-sdypv3yI
 It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and চেরি Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.
It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and চেরি Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.

Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.

Garbage Pony: *Picking...
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After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal হৃদয় to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are আপনি friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over আপনি two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't আপনি dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
Pony 83: Yeah man. আপনি know Kyle Jordan? The টাট্টু that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
Pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was just a busy দিন in The Silver Ballroom. Since Shawn killed Clark, Shawn had to help me run the place.

Shawn: *Brings three drinks to a table* All Miller Light's, right?
Pony 523: Yeah, thanks.
Shawn: You're welcome. *Walks back to Lewis* Why are we running a bar? We're supposed to be police officers.
Lewis: We are police officers, just not on Saturdays, and Sundays.
Bob: *Loses his last life on the pinball game* Ah! So close!!
Ren: Maybe you'll beat Lewis' high score পরবর্তি time.
Bob: I don't know fellas. I got really close, but it's gonna take a miracle to beat Lewis' high score.
Kyle: *Enters...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob: *Walks outside of his house to get a newspaper*
Bobby: *Parks his car in front of Bob's house*
Bob: *Watching Bobby get out of his car, and walking towards him*
Bobby: *Gets পরবর্তি to Bob, and sees the flowers* They're beautiful.
Bob: Thanks. Is there something আপনি want to talk about?
Bobby: Before we try to pull off our drug bust, I just realized something. Leonard won't want us to keep all of the money we make when we sell those drugs.
Bob: Look, everything is under control. আপনি don't have to worry about it. We sell the drugs, make millions of dollars, keep our mouths shut, and don't buy anything...
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