Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have আপনি here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, রামধনু Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) আপনি can call me "anything আপনি want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but আপনি could call me "anything আপনি want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...

Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: আপনি should have some to keep আপনি awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: আপনি stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. আপনি need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are আপনি going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten মিনিট until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...

LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary টাট্টু folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called? 
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse আপনি do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

রামধনু Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was আরো like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To রামধনু Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Me, and রামধনু Dash found my scooter. It was stolen দ্বারা some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go প্রথমপাতা Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... আপনি know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of টাট্টু would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're রামধনু Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of রামধনু Dash, do আপনি remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....

Me, and রামধনু Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why আপনি shouldn't eat কাপকেক on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a টাট্টু was eating a কেক on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked দ্বারা some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of অনুরাগী fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic রামধনু as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do আপনি mean আপনি don't know? What caused আপনি to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are আপনি going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two পছন্দ duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most পছন্দ one in my পরবর্তি article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and রামধনু Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got রামধনু Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, রামধনু Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I ক্রুশ the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just পরবর্তি to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...

The Wonderbolt প্রদর্শনী Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B দ্বারা the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go আরো into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are আপনি talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll সরানো his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit আপনি could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen মিনিট away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, আপনি may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, আপনি need to improve your performance. Especially আপনি Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. আপনি maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. আপনি don't pass the ball to your teammates, আপনি caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if আপনি dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like লেখা some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
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Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered দ্বারা wastelands. Only some ব্রেভ ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

WARNING: There will be আরো swearing than last time (And it'll be আরো intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls ধামা ধরা over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......