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Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, আপনি may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Derpy: নমস্কার cousin.. I got the money.

Saten: Really, ho-.. আপনি robbed another store didn't you?

Derpy: ... Maybe.

Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, আপনি can't go around robbin-

Derpy: Maybe আপনি can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?

Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.

Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. আপনি were pathetic.. I made আপনি tougher.

Saten: Yes.. But আপনি ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.

Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).

Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.

Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of আপনি earlier.

Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.

Derpy: আপনি know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.

Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes আপনি say that?
#1: ROCKET TO INSANITY (long verison):
Dash is traumatized দ্বারা these constant dreams of Pinkie killing her in the events of Cupcakes.
But her refusal to talk about causes her to lose control of what's real and what's fake.
One দিন Pinkie offers her cupcakes, unaware of the horrifying dreams, and Dash. Believing this to be another nightmare murders Pinkie.
The level of remorse and trama causes the remainder of Dash's sanity to fall and she soon turns into a full out killer.
Kills most of the main six.
And it could of been prevented if she opened up a bit more.
Sad..


#2: TOO LATE:
Dash fails to save...
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posted by Canada24
AppleBloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?
Sweetie Belle: That's a great ''safe'' idea.
Scootaloo: Yeah. And we can start wit-
Saten Twist: *suddenly pops out* Me! Me! Start with me!
Scootaloo: *sighs* Okay. Fine.. How did আপনি get your cutie mark?
Sweetie Belle: Ohh. This might be interesting actually *cutely sits down to lesson*
Saten Twist: Well.. It's part of why Derpy and I had to সরানো from fillydelphia.


Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Filly Saten Twist: নমস্কার Derp. Quite...
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Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are আপনি okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! আপনি survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are আপনি okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...
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BS, CS, Azura, Nikki, Brawny, Score, and Pixel followed Stormy all the way To this little blue house. And Azura was curious about that house.
Stormy: Remember guys, his name is TwirlWhirl
Azura: Wow, that house is build up with a really ancient kind of wood...hmmmmm..AHA! It's called "Shilful" a kind of wood that Ponies of the বছর 1855 used to use. *smiles*
Nikki: Wow Azura, Your really smart. And where did আপনি learn that?
Azura: Well Nikki, everything I see, read, watch, and touch stays permanently in my mind. Ahh, I remember that delicious সুপ I ate when I was 1 বছর old, it was. Red soup,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing দ্বারা his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a টাট্টু driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting পরবর্তি to her*

Gran Turismo...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need আপনি to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need আপনি to go back to the base আপনি used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear ক্ষেপণাস্ত্র into Canterlot. আপনি HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.


- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

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Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pegasus বৃক্ষবিশেষ Syrup tumbled out of bed, only to see her daughter Gummy ভালুক waiting for her. "C'mon, Mom, wake up!" Gummy said. বৃক্ষবিশেষ got up and stretched, and walked down the stars followed দ্বারা Gummy. বৃক্ষবিশেষ lived a normal, tired, life and loved Gummy, but was very bored of having the same schedule every day: get woken up দ্বারা Gummy, talk to her husband, Buttered Pancake, go to work, come home, cook supper, put Gummy to bed, and then go to বিছানা herself. Buttered wakes up, goes to work, comes home, and then goes to bed. Gummy wakes up, goes to school, comes home, and then gets put to বিছানা দ্বারা Maple. But. even though she didn't know it, বৃক্ষবিশেষ was going to have a very different দিন today.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.

Jimmy: Will আপনি stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
 Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.

Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.

Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM as all the ponies taking part in the Cannonball Run prepared to make their start for the long trip to Los Angeles.

Host: Well let's go over a few things before we begin. As আপনি probably already know, there are no rules regarding anything. Drive whatever আপনি want, wherever আপনি want, and how আপনি want. The fastest run time is currently held দ্বারা a pegasus named রামধনু Dash. And before আপনি ask, she did not use her wings to transport herself.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Host: She did the run in exactly 25 hours with a Dodge Pegasus Hellcat.

Victor was waiting at his ambulance, still waiting for JJ...
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Lauren Faust
My Firefly, Inc.
10880 Wilshire Blvd.
Suite 2100
Los Angeles, CA 90024
USA


Tara Strong
Voicestarz, Inc.
10061 Riverside Dr.
Suite 899
Toluca Lake, CA 91602-2560
USA



Cathy Weseluck
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"
Hasbro Studios
2950 N Hollywood Way
Burbank, CA, 91505-1072
USA


Ashleigh Ball
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"
Hasbro Studios
2950 N Hollywood Way
Burbank, CA, 91505-1072
USA


These were the only MLP অনুরাগী mail addresses I could find.
 The Crystal Empire
The Crystal Empire
Intro: Am G C Dm C Dm G

C         G
Princess Cadance needs our help
     Am             G
Her magic will not last forever
C     G
I think we can do it
Am
But we need to work together
F          C
We have to get this right
    Am    G     C
Yes we have to make them see
    Dm         F        ...
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 This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
Note: Out of 5 যেভাবে খুশী bronies on this club (It was originally intended to be a certain group, but my patience goes up and down, and at that moment, I became a bit too impatient with the rest who didn't reply, so I asked some যেভাবে খুশী bronies, who I wish not to say who), four have agreed that I should write a rant which targets this lovely situation. It may include pictures regarding of negativity about us, which may include stereotyping, immaturity, inaccurate portrayal, অথবা just downright excessive hating. If you're about to prepare your Twilight Gun and go on a প্রণয় and tolerate beatdown spree,...
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Discord: This is so much fun!(takes tape out of Nikki's mouth)
Nikki: SCORE!! ARE আপনি OKAY?!?!
Score: Whatever.
Nikki: Aww come on!!
Discord: Now Nikki, it's time, your turn!
Nikki: *gulp* আপনি let me go!! Now!
Discord: I'm sorry Nikki, no can do.
Nikki: Grrrrr...(bites discord)
Discord: OW! What the hay!
Nikki: and there's আরো where that came from!
Discord: Look into my, sugarcube, আপনি are getting sleepy, are আপনি hypnotized দ্বারা theses secrets that your keeping, nopony keeps a secret nopony keeps a secret....
Nikki: (eyes turn red) let me go-
Discord: Now Nikki, your the element of understanding right?
Nikki:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little টাট্টু অনুরাগী Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as ফ্রেড Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst তারকা as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch

Based off of the 1961 film of the same title

The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....
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RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR বন্ধু I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE আপনি JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT আপনি WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST প্রণয় পাঠ করা YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T আপনি SAY আপনি HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT আপনি PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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