if pinkie pie was a princess

Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being কুইন Luna's daughter, she was still অভিনয় like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not অভিনয় like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet আপেল Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet আপেল Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...

Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do আপনি think? Do আপনি like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought আপনি all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...

Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw খাবার on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off দ্বারা Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, নমস্কার guys! We were about to start decorating. Do আপনি want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...

Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...

At a সৈকত alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking বিয়ার in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets বৃশ্চিক in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of চলচ্চিত্র at 3 to bring আপনি important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have আপনি been?
??: Enjoying death....

Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are আপনি going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little অশ্বশাবক soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if আপনি hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill আপনি if আপনি go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...