1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. আপনি attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when আপনি have a lot to do.
3. আপনি try to talk to toads
4. আপনি and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. আপনি make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow আগুন will come out of your mouth
6. আপনি burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. আপনি wish আপনি had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. আপনি try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. আপনি see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. আপনি try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. আপনি ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. আপনি ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act এমো স্টাইল and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when আপনি get your master's degree.
15. আপনি try to use a আগুন element jutsu when there's no light
16. আপনি go hunt for Sasuke
17. আপনি threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. আপনি run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that আপনি get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… আপনি say “Believe it!” অথবা “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. আপনি think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… আপনি have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… আপনি cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and আপনি say “Itadakimasu” before আপনি eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the নারুত world.
29. আপনি have নারুত games for video game systems আপনি don’t even have.
30. আপনি name your dog Akamaru অথবা Pakkun
31. আপনি tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. আপনি replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. আপনি feel like আপনি have the Sharingan after আপনি put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like আপনি turn off your Sharingan after আপনি take out the contacts.
35. আপনি paint the Nine-Tailed শিয়াল সীল on your stomach and claim আপনি have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, আপনি think its Nine-Tailed Demon শিয়াল trying to get out.
37. আপনি wear a জ্যাকেট in the middle of the summer.
38. আপনি roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. আপনি give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. আপনি jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. আপনি have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge আপনি all as equals.
43. আপনি do something stupid, আপনি claim আপনি were being controlled দ্বারা the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. আপনি trade in your পছন্দ hat for a forehead protector.
45. আপনি dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. আপনি get a tattoo of a cursed সীল on your neck.
47. আপনি don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. আপনি leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re শীতল and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of নারুত makes আপনি scream, laugh, applaud, অথবা সামগ্রিক just become rather excited.
50. আপনি say নারুত quotes
51. আপনি daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, অথবা all of আকাটসুকি member.
52. আপনি try to make pairings between characters.
53. আপনি try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. আপনি throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. আপনি carry puppets with you.
56. আপনি call your group of বন্ধু a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, অথবা philosophy class always reference নারুত somehow.
59. আপনি wear a gigantic black ছদ্মবেশ with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts আপনি know about cells are the ones আপনি learned from Tsunade
61. আপনি have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. আপনি imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. আপনি buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, অথবা face.
64. আপনি always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a নারুত ফোরাম and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. আপনি spy on girls and call it research.
67. আপনি try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. আপনি carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. আপনি claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of জাপান on your vacation because all আপনি knew how to do was insult people.
71. আপনি refuse a তারিখ because your saving yourself for Sakura অথবা Sasuke.
72. আপনি have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. আপনি draw symbols on a scroll and try to সীল a whole in a দেওয়াল with it.
74. আপনি stay up all night waiting for the release of the পরবর্তি জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা chapter.
75. আপনি stay up all night waiting for the release of the পরবর্তি episode.
76. আপনি call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. আপনি add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your বন্ধু names and your not Japanese.
78. আপনি follow somebody প্রথমপাতা and when they ask আপনি why, আপনি tell them it’s part আপনি mission.
79. আপনি use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” অথবা “Did আপনি see my shadow clone pass দ্বারা here earlier?”
80. আপনি dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. আপনি start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. আপনি try to sign a contract with blood.
84. আপনি hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. আপনি paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. আপনি keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. আপনি try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when আপনি can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. আপনি try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. আপনি drive around with নারুত সঙ্গীত blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. আপনি take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. আপনি actually get these jokes and pass them on to other বন্ধু who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this তালিকা as well
94. আপনি take your time পাঠ করা all of this
95. আপনি try to kill your best friend because আপনি want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. আপনি yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. আপনি start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. অথবা জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা chapter to ur parents অথবা a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. আপনি break your hand দ্বারা smashing it into a দেওয়াল screaming: RASENGAN!
2. আপনি attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when আপনি have a lot to do.
3. আপনি try to talk to toads
4. আপনি and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. আপনি make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow আগুন will come out of your mouth
6. আপনি burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. আপনি wish আপনি had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. আপনি try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. আপনি see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. আপনি try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. আপনি ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. আপনি ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act এমো স্টাইল and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when আপনি get your master's degree.
15. আপনি try to use a আগুন element jutsu when there's no light
16. আপনি go hunt for Sasuke
17. আপনি threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. আপনি run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that আপনি get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… আপনি say “Believe it!” অথবা “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. আপনি think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… আপনি have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… আপনি cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and আপনি say “Itadakimasu” before আপনি eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the নারুত world.
29. আপনি have নারুত games for video game systems আপনি don’t even have.
30. আপনি name your dog Akamaru অথবা Pakkun
31. আপনি tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. আপনি replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. আপনি feel like আপনি have the Sharingan after আপনি put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like আপনি turn off your Sharingan after আপনি take out the contacts.
35. আপনি paint the Nine-Tailed শিয়াল সীল on your stomach and claim আপনি have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, আপনি think its Nine-Tailed Demon শিয়াল trying to get out.
37. আপনি wear a জ্যাকেট in the middle of the summer.
38. আপনি roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. আপনি give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. আপনি jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. আপনি have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge আপনি all as equals.
43. আপনি do something stupid, আপনি claim আপনি were being controlled দ্বারা the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. আপনি trade in your পছন্দ hat for a forehead protector.
45. আপনি dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. আপনি get a tattoo of a cursed সীল on your neck.
47. আপনি don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. আপনি leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re শীতল and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of নারুত makes আপনি scream, laugh, applaud, অথবা সামগ্রিক just become rather excited.
50. আপনি say নারুত quotes
51. আপনি daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, অথবা all of আকাটসুকি member.
52. আপনি try to make pairings between characters.
53. আপনি try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. আপনি throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. আপনি carry puppets with you.
56. আপনি call your group of বন্ধু a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, অথবা philosophy class always reference নারুত somehow.
59. আপনি wear a gigantic black ছদ্মবেশ with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts আপনি know about cells are the ones আপনি learned from Tsunade
61. আপনি have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. আপনি imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. আপনি buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, অথবা face.
64. আপনি always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a নারুত ফোরাম and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. আপনি spy on girls and call it research.
67. আপনি try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. আপনি carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. আপনি claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of জাপান on your vacation because all আপনি knew how to do was insult people.
71. আপনি refuse a তারিখ because your saving yourself for Sakura অথবা Sasuke.
72. আপনি have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. আপনি draw symbols on a scroll and try to সীল a whole in a দেওয়াল with it.
74. আপনি stay up all night waiting for the release of the পরবর্তি জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা chapter.
75. আপনি stay up all night waiting for the release of the পরবর্তি episode.
76. আপনি call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. আপনি add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your বন্ধু names and your not Japanese.
78. আপনি follow somebody প্রথমপাতা and when they ask আপনি why, আপনি tell them it’s part আপনি mission.
79. আপনি use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” অথবা “Did আপনি see my shadow clone pass দ্বারা here earlier?”
80. আপনি dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. আপনি start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. আপনি try to sign a contract with blood.
84. আপনি hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. আপনি paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. আপনি keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. আপনি try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when আপনি can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. আপনি try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. আপনি drive around with নারুত সঙ্গীত blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. আপনি take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. আপনি actually get these jokes and pass them on to other বন্ধু who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this তালিকা as well
94. আপনি take your time পাঠ করা all of this
95. আপনি try to kill your best friend because আপনি want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. আপনি yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. আপনি start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. অথবা জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা chapter to ur parents অথবা a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. আপনি break your hand দ্বারা smashing it into a দেওয়াল screaming: RASENGAN!
