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# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The টেলিভিশন network shows a promo for a re-screen and আপনি can name episode শিরোনাম AND number.
# আপনি wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# আপনি have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks আপনি off
# আপনি find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# আপনি find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# আপনি see everywhere someone who reminds আপনি of an ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস character, আপনি could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# আপনি actually consider a মাকড়সা web tattoo on your neck
# আপনি begin building a নৌকা in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# আপনি super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# আপনি look on the Internet for a Mighty মাউস stapler
# আপনি postpone needed surgery because আপনি might still be under when the প্রদর্শনী comes on
# আপনি ask a bunch of nuns if আপনি can bowl with them
# আপনি take to drinking strong black sugarless pop দ্বারা the gallon
# আপনি teeter on impossible stilettos
# আপনি confuse English expressions
# আপনি start talking to any dead creature
# আপনি talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# আপনি hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# আপনি drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# আপনি take to wearing a dog মণ্ডল with studs অথবা spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# আপনি dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only আপনি can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that আপনি can name Bart
# আপনি dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# আপনি become a Goth
# আপনি start wearing black lipstick
# আপনি have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" অথবা "On it boss!"
# আপনি write novels using your workmates as your উৎস of inspiration
# আপনি get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright কমলা beanie
# আপনি only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear অথবা silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# আপনি start referring to water শীতল gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# আপনি refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and আপনি were never in the Navy
# আপনি talk about 'zulu time'
# আপনি 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# আপনি insist that the সেকেন্ড B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# আপনি can eat cold পিজা without your stomach churning
# আপনি can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# আপনি have frat brothers even if আপনি haven't the foggiest what that is
# আপনি start threatening people that bug আপনি that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# আপনি give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# আপনি sleep with a gun under your pillow
# আপনি give your lover honey dust
# আপনি take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# আপনি have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a নৌকা in your basement, even though আপনি will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking বোরবন neat becomes your favourite tipple
# আপনি give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# আপনি start addressing people, particularly men, দ্বারা their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# আপনি connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# আপনি become versed in ballistics
# আপনি become fascinated দ্বারা military acronyms
# আপনি begin calling your boss "Director"
# আপনি call wild drivers "Zivas"
# আপনি discover আপনি can instill fear in people simply দ্বারা glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support আপনি say 'on your six'
# আপনি think the FBI is inefficient
# আপনি consider আপনি and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# আপনি begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# আপনি suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with অথবা without the cover (cap/hat)
# আপনি want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# আপনি become a bomb disposal expert
# আপনি consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# আপনি spend most of your time reading/writing ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস Fiction on অনুরাগী Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# আপনি buy DVD copies of চলচ্চিত্র that have ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস cast members in, even though they are চলচ্চিত্র আপনি wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# আপনি spend another large amount of your time পাঠ করা ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস Fiction on অনুরাগী Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# আপনি get DVD copies of shows with ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস cast members even if আপনি don't like the shows
# আপনি rout আপনি Tube for interviews/snippets of ব্যক্ত cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# আপনি have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case আপনি break one
# আপনি have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# আপনি call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female আপনি address her as Madam, Director, অথবা Ma'am
# আপনি refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# আপনি start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# আপনি ask your husband/significant other to call আপনি Sweetcheeks instead of honey অথবা babe.
# আপনি head slap everyone close to আপনি who says/does something annoying.
# আপনি start অভিনয় out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# আপনি call your friends/family ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস characters
# Any long winded speaker অথবা who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# আপনি begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure আপনি it's my new পছন্দ pet name)
# আপনি want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether অথবা not আপনি actually write
# আপনি hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# আপনি look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section আপনি visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# আপনি don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend তারিখ interrupted to do some urgent work
# আপনি মতামত 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস hat. He proceeds to inform আপনি that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস agent! আপনি are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# আপনি go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that আপনি see a doctor আপনি look for Ducky.
# আপনি start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when আপনি see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# আপনি hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because আপনি don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with আপনি at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near আপনি - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# আপনি try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what আপনি want when আপনি want in the way আপনি want.
# আপনি get really excited when আপনি find out আপনি grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time আপনি see a Dodge Charger, আপনি look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# আপনি get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# আপনি hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder অথবা বোরবন (even though আপনি know Abby made them... আপনি still hope to get lucky).
# আপনি hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and আপনি wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# আপনি get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# আপনি watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of সেকেন্ড of ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# আপনি realise আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when আপনি know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস theme tune
# Your PC অথবা cellphone (mobile) দেওয়ালপত্র is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস scenes
# When আপনি say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about সঙ্গীত :-))
# আপনি realise not all geeks are nerds
# আপনি start blabbering on like Abby
# আপনি talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask আপনি to translate geek-speak
# আপনি are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# আপনি are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# আপনি decide to do computer classes to be আরো like McGee and Abby
# আপনি call technology doo-dah's
# আপনি find yourself getting angrier আরো easily
# আপনি get shy and stutter more
# আপনি want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# আপনি are considering taking art classes so আপনি can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# আপনি believe আপনি know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# আপনি ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# আপনি খুঁজুন high and low for a paint gun so আপনি can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# আপনি watch every movie Tony mentions on the প্রদর্শনী for 2 reasons, either because আপনি are interested in the movie, অথবা simply because আপনি do everything that Tony says.
# আপনি seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# আপনি say your occupation is "making অনুরাগী art and লেখা অনুরাগী fiction"
# আপনি take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# আপনি start listening to Israeli rap.
# আপনি make Mii's of all the ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# আপনি learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# আপনি start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# আপনি গুগুল প্রতিমূর্তি of female Israeli soldiers
# আপনি acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# আপনি discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# আপনি hear something that আপনি swear is a quote from the প্রদর্শনী and whip out your dvd sets and watch until আপনি find that quote.
# আপনি start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# আপনি call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# আপনি call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs অথবা any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# আপনি discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# আপনি get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# আপনি start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস even though they've never seen it.
# আপনি know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells আপনি to do some small job অথবা chore, আপনি say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# আপনি create a Sims family of the ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস cast
# আপনি think goth fashion is the most chic
# আপনি invent a role game of the series
# আপনি use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# আপনি start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# আপনি spend a whole week reminding everyone আপনি know exactly how long it is until ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস is on next.
# আপনি think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When আপনি get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank আপনি Boss!"
# আপনি have watched the Cast Interrogation চলচ্ছবি ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their উত্তর to those প্রশ্ন off pat
# আপনি sign up with all the online ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস sites
# আপনি can't stop posting on the ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস Wiki.
# আপনি dream about NCIS
# আপনি wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# আপনি read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if আপনি have a female German Shepherd আপনি will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# আপনি start yelling at people who annoy আপনি "Bad McGee!"
# আপনি take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and বন্ধু know they must not call দ্বারা phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a প্রশ্ন of life and death, and even then ....
# আপনি become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# আপনি draw comics of NCIS.
# আপনি write 'I প্রণয় NCIS' on any paper surface আপনি can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and আপনি can't stop talking about NCIS.
# আপনি day/night dream NCIS
# আপনি can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# আপনি organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস addiction is your religion
# When where ever আপনি go আপনি swear আপনি saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a সেকেন্ড opinion from Ducky
# If আপনি have a car accident অথবা industrial accident আপনি require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# আপনি learn the ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস theme on the পিয়ানো and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# আপনি think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# আপনি think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# আপনি can dance to theme song of ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস and sit down the সেকেন্ড it ends
# আপনি always know the exact amount of time until the পরবর্তি episode
# আপনি can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# আপনি spend class time/work time/time before আপনি go to sleep/time আপনি take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the পরবর্তি episode/your অনুরাগী fiction. (i know i do)
# আপনি যোগদান all the internet ফোরাম extant on the series
# আপনি spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# আপনি spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When আপনি যোগদান the ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস Wiki
# When আপনি sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# আপনি become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# আপনি drink Starbuck coffee, even if আপনি don't like it (and আপনি drink it black and sugarless)
# আপনি think of ways to সরানো this site up in the Wiki ranking
# আপনি imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your বন্ধু and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# আপনি name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস season cd sometimes gets all hinky because আপনি watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# আপনি make a ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস poster and put it in your bedroom দেওয়াল অথবা consider looking at stores for a ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# আপনি spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# আপনি drink stuff that makes আপনি hyper (guilty... xD)
# আপনি cut your hair so আপনি can look like Abby/any character আপনি like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls আপনি 'Ziva'
# আপনি act like your fave character (guilty!)
# আপনি ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস pics
# আপনি use terms from the প্রদর্শনী (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# আপনি wish আপনি had the ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# আপনি do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings আপনি trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# আপনি trust your gut, আরো than facts অথবা figures.
# আপনি use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask আপনি to repeat what আপনি say cause it sounds like something else.
# আপনি cry when আপনি don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR পরবর্তি EPISODE"
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