ক্রিমিনাল ইনভেস্টিগেশন সার্ভিস what is your favourite quote of all time in NCIS?

Mcgeeky posted on Feb 19, 2010 at 03:46PM
mine is
Ziva: The test results came back so soon
Tony: Yes i'm pregnant Mcgee will be very proud. :L

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বছরখানেক আগে Mcgeeky said…
also
Abby: i'm pregnant mcgee and gibbs is the father i know its wrong!
বছরখানেক আগে ziva_rocks said…
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i love these; Ziva " You can't make an ommlette without breaking some legs!", Tony "Well your never making me breakfast!"

(Tony walks up behind Ziva)
Tony: I had no choice.
Ziva: That is a lie.
Tony: Why would I lie to you, Ziva?
Ziva: To save your worthless ass.
Tony: From who? Vance? Mossad?
Ziva: You jeopardized your entire career, and for what?
Tony: For you. He was playing you, Ziva.
Ziva: For some reason you felt it was your job to protect me?
Tony: I did what I had to do.
Ziva: You killed him.
Tony: If I hadn't, you'd be having this conversation with him, but maybe that's the way you'd prefer it.
Ziva: Perhaps I would.
Tony: Okay, why don't you just get this out? You wanna take a punch? Take a swing? GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! GO AHEAD! DO IT!
Ziva: Be careful, Tony. Because much like Michael, I will only need one.
Tony: And that's what you're really angry about isn't it? That's what's bothering you. It's not that he's dead. It's that your Mossad boyfriend got his ass kicked by a chump like me.
Ziva: You took advantage of him.
Tony: He attacked me! What was I supposed to do?!
(Ziva knocks Tony to the ground on his back)
Ziva: You saw a glass table, you pushed him back, you dropped him on it. He was impaled in the side by a shard of glass, bloody, gasping for air.
Tony: I guess you read my report.
Ziva: I memorized it! You could have left it at that, you could have walked away. But no, you let him up, you put four in his chest.
Tony: You weren't there.
Ziva: You could have put one in his leg.
Tony: You...weren't...there.
Ziva: But I should have been!
Tony: You loved him.
Ziva: I guess I'll never know. (Ziva walks away, leaving Tony laying on ground)

^^Best arguement ever^^

বছরখানেক আগে Mcgeeky said…
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i also love when its the sexual harrasment meeting

"What if your job is to touch naked people"
"well they are dead"
"why do you touch dead naked people" :L:L

and abby: "im mentally huggging all of you in my head right now"
বছরখানেক আগে NCIS_Addict_87 said…
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O Gee I have about a million. lol but I'll only put a few

-- "If you always do what you always done then you always get what you always got."
-- "Maybe it's like falling in love...*snaps*... it can happen like that."
-- Dennis: NCIS. Never heard of it. Gibbs: That’s embarrassing.
Dennis: NCIS anything like CSI? Tony: Only if you’re dyslexic.
-- "You Jeapordized your entire career and for what?" "For you"
-- "Why are you here?" "Couldn't live without you, I guess."

Mmm... too many more, better stop now or I'll be typing all day! More coming later! <3
বছরখানেক আগে Mcgeeky said…
mischievous
NCIS CRASH INTO A PARTY
guy: "Hahah you spelt CSI wrong on your hats" haha :L
বছরখানেক আগে Mcgeeky said…
kiss
i also love
Ducky: hows abby
*mcgee walks into room* shes fine now

haha ;-)
বছরখানেক আগে Lie_to_Me_123 said…
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I have loads but I'll only put a few....

"If you always do what you've always done, then you'll always get what you always got."

"I couldn't live without you, I guess."

"You jeopardised your entire career and for what?!" "For you."

"Maybe it's like falling in love... it can happen *snaps fingers*... like that."

"We're criminals on the run and criminals don't stop for lotion!"

"I thought these tests were fast." "It's not a pregnancy test!"

"It's a ladybug toothbrush McGee! That's for cute girls named Gina Marie who bake cookies and wear J.Lo Glow."

Okay, maybe that was more than a few! xD
বছরখানেক আগে worthy1990 said…
laugh
Abby: Yes sir.
Gibbs: Don't call me sir.
Abby: Yes ma'am.
.....................

Kate:How'd you get into NCIS?
Tony: I smiled :D

বছরখানেক আগে Mcgeeky said…

"I thought these tests were fast." "It's not a pregnancy test!"

i must of heard wrong :L i thought he said mcgee will be prouds oppps sorry my bad.
বছরখানেক আগে Lie_to_Me_123 said…
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^ Oh you did get it right! The one I put down was said by Gibbs and Abby :)

And Joe, I love the one about Tony smiling, I bet he did :)
বছরখানেক আগে TypicalSquint said…
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There are so many awesome lines.....these are the ones that stand out


"No Abby I called to flirt" Gibbs

"There was a time i would have asked you to stay and i wouldn't have taken no for an anwser" Jenny

"It's time for Gibb's favourite game:
"Musical interrogation rooms!" Mcgee and Abby

all i could think of but i'm sure there are many many more
বছরখানেক আগে Blue85 said…
I'll be posting more later, but these two are the ones that first came to mind:

Ziva's favorite quote:
--"All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing."

End quote from Endgame:
--"Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can’t be changed, but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men, and dies as a single one.”
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বছরখানেক আগে friendsfan101 said…
Hm...so many...but here's one...
Abby: "So? Throw her psycho ass in the brig! She stole your heart, but she stole your money! I love you McGee, that should be enough."
I just squeeled at that.
And also this: "Ya, well my geek carries a gun." (Not sure if that's exactly it, but it's close.)
বছরখানেক আগে Lie_to_Me_123 said…
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^ Lauren, EPIC quotes. They're both in my favourites list too! :)
বছরখানেক আগে Mcgeeky said…
i love this one

Kate: He told the women downstairs you were gay. Said it cut down on the competition.

McGee: That bastard.
McGee: Wanna know what he said about you?

Kate: Ok.

McGee: He said you tried to sleep with him in Paraquay.

Kate: I'm going to kill him.