Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

1 তারকা hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving আপনি a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that আপনি are able to function relatively well. However, আপনি are still parched. আপনি can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a চীজ বার্গার and a side of fries.



2 তারকা hangover **

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. আপনি may look okay but আপনি have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee আপনি chug to...

1. আপনি WON! How do আপনি feel?
I did! =D
I feel amazing and SO happy that people think I deserve this for some reason. =’] <3
Honestly, it’s all your fault guys. I would never have anyone to talk to/make picks about if it wasn’t for all the Pinjas সামগ্রিক awesomeness.

2. What would আপনি say the secret to your Pinja success is?
Oh well. Since আপনি asked so nicely, I will tell everybody the key to my success. xD
The truth is that I hire stalkers and make them দুশ্চরিত্রা about us when I’m around. Then I’m always present when the drama happens. =P
.....
Nahh, there’s really no secret....

Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I আপনি know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can আপনি feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Hustlas
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
Iced...

From an email.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until আপনি hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A দিন without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live দ্বারা the sword get shot দ্বারা those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime আপনি have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is ব্যক্ত that if আপনি line up...

OMG. What could be better than interviewing Obama? That’s right, people. Interviewing Tool. She’s much আরো interesting after all..like DUH! HAHAHA Congrats baby. It was about freaking time আপনি won. Anyway..I’ll cut the crap and start with the questions.
PS: If this interview doesn’t get at LEAST 10 comments, আপনি all will be burned.

1How do আপনি feel that আপনি finally won?
How I feel? I feel MegaSuperFantasticAwesomeAndsofuckingCOOL!

2.Do আপনি think the Pinjas will ever be like they were? Like..not dead?

Well, lately it has been dead, BUT thats because people are so busy, which is totally...