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mmmmmm

posted by gylfie

" mmmm," ব্যক্ত elliot
" mmmm" ব্যক্ত boog
" mmmm" ব্যক্ত mc squizzy
" yuck" ব্যক্ত buddy
" yuck" ব্যক্ত mr.weeny
" IT's LIKE HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AT THE SaME TIME!!! ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP!!!!" ব্যক্ত everyone.
" see? i told আপনি it was good" ব্যক্ত elliot
" MR.WEENY!!!!!" ব্যক্ত the crazy old lady who hated decafe
" খড় elliot, i have to go." ব্যক্ত boog
" then GO" ব্যক্ত elliot
" no i really have to go, uh... where is the uh toilet?" asked boog
" the what?" asked elliot
" the ovel office, the think tank. the porselin throne, uh আপনি know? the toilet?" ব্যক্ত boog
" oh, we don't have anything like that out here." ব্যক্ত elliot
" well what do আপনি do?" asked boog
" আপনি know.... i don't remember."

Shaw's Crazy Night

posted by jamesparson1999

One dark night, Shaw was driving around, looking for a suitable trophy to have on his কেবিন wall. Shaw, using his headlights, would run over a buck and tie it to the hood. He didn’t care if the buck was dead অথবা unconscious.
That night, Shaw did run over a scrawny খচ্চর with a big rack. He was thrilled. “This is a great trophy”, ব্যক্ত Shaw, laughing menacingly. “Now, my buck, when we get home, it’ll be time for the fun part”, ব্যক্ত Shaw.
When the illegal hunter got home, he slung the buck on the table. He got a set of scissors and started to cut one of the buck’s eyes. The eye was...