posted by LifelessPenguin
Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no আরো ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.
It was a bright, sunny, and bright দিন in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal দিন for me and the other জন্তু জানোয়ার in the zoo.
Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few আরো hours later, King Julien, I mean Maurice (since Julien was too lazy to carry me to the Zoovenir Shop) carried me to the Zoovenir Shop. Mort just followed.
Skipper and the other penguins started the meeting. They ব্যক্ত that there will be a zoo clean-up. "A zoo what-up," Julien asked.
"A zoo clean-up. All the zoos in New York will have a clean-up. Alice and the other zookeepers will clean-up our habitats. Actually, I inspected all the habitats in the zoo, including ours, and came up with a bar graph of the filthiest habitat in the zoo, and I guess the dirtiest and the stinkiest habitat is the... polar bear's," Kowalski explained.
"It is not my fault they throw stinky fishes at me when I was sleeping," the polar ভালুক explained.
"Julien, why do আপনি always bring Bob along during meetings here," Private asked. "Because I think he is the only friend I have, besides Maurice... and Mort... and of course, Lemmy! The king always have many friends," Julien replied.
The meeting was finished. Everyone slumbered in on their beds and had a good night sleep. I really had a bad feeling about tomorrow. Even worse than bad, I feel like it's going to be the worst দিন of my inanimate life.
Every animal in the zoo woke up early and packed their things for their temporary stay in the place that I still don't know. Last night, the penguins won't tell where they will সরানো us to while they are cleaning up our habitat. Quite unfair if আপনি ask me.
Zoo keepers transferred us into a new zoo. But we are only staying there for at least 12 hours. It looks like a normal zoo (but not like ours). I was glad it was not in the Hoboken Zoo. It is a nightmare there! If আপনি are going to ask me if I have been there, please, don't ask what it was like staying there.
So, yeah, we stayed there. after a 12 whole hours, we finally went back to our own zoo. Oh wait, the lemurs forgot to bring me with them!
I told আপনি it was going to be the worst দিন of my life. Actually, the worst দিন of my life was when I was hit দ্বারা a bat and my trip to the Hoboken Zoo.
See আপনি in the পরবর্তি chapter! Bob here. Want some candy?