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posted by Bluepenguin
 "W-who's there?"...
"W-who's there?"...
Seems like the sound came from over on the east side...

Skipper waddles slowly through the zoo. Nothing seemed to be out of place; everyone was sleeping encaged in their habitats under the crescent moon, অথবা if nocturnal, minding their own business. The silence was so crushing that Skipper could hear his own হৃদয় thump unnaturally in his chest, like a percussionist playing the bongos.

Before anything else, I need to find witnesses and clues.

A whimper comes from above Skipper's head. He looks up to discover that he is standing right beside Leonard's tree.

Maybe I can get some info out of him; of course Leonard was awake to see the crime.

Skipper pulls out a measly LED flashlight and tries to turn it on. The switch sticks in place, and he knocks on it a couple times with his flipper.

"Come on, work!"

Problem solved, a beam of light shines out of the mechanism. The light reveals Leonard shivering and clinging to his eucalyptus tree.

"W-who's there? Is it the beast? Oh please don't eat me! I've got sharp teeth, আপনি know... well, no I don't, but..." Leonard grabs a branch from the tree. "I've got a stick! Just look how scary it is!"

"Calm down marsupial, it's just me! I've come here to ask আপনি about, uhh, a "beast", আপনি say?"

"Oh yeah! He was huge! Like, this long!"

He stretches out his arms to emphasize the length of the creature.

"And I saw a couple teeth on that thing! They were sharp.. and pointy...."

Leonard shivers again at the mere thought of the beast, and clings tighter to limb of the tree.

Skipper rolls his eyes and sarcastically remarks, "Hmm, I see, and can আপনি give me a better বিবরণ besides it being deadly?"

Because Skipper is not a পেংগুইন of patience, sarcasm is just another way to get what he wants.

"Well, actually no. But I bet Joey can help you! I heard him yell "Blimey!" when he heard the scream."

"Thanks for the tip."

..............

So, Skipper is walking alone in probably one of the most dangerous times at night to see an always irritated and fuming mad Joey. (Figures....)

"Hey Joey! Did আপনি happen to see, oh I don't know, a murder অথবা something while আপনি were awake?"

Joey turns around and spots Skipper standing on the brick দেওয়াল of his habitat. He hops to his way and looks up, eyes narrowed, and snorts right in his face.

"Murder, ey? Mate, I've only heard that scream coming from the spidermonkeys! I don't know what it was that made them yelp like that, but if it ever comes 'ere..."

Joey cracks his knuckles and a malevolent grin darkens his face.

"Details man, details! Did আপনি see at least any specific characteristics? Slimy, furry, spiky-"

Joey cuts him off, "It was scaly, and big. Actually, আপনি know what bloke it looked like? That alligator from the Children's' Zoo! Yea, his size was about right. Maybe I could teach him a lesson for messing with this fair zoo, have a couple rounds with 'im."

Skipper hops down and lands nimbly on the floor.

"Now's not the time for action, Joey. It's nearly 0040 hours, so I'll need to wake the rest of the team for help. Since I've got the witnesses, all I need are the clues and suspects."

Skipper turns around slowly to face Joey, his flippers tucked behind his back to give a polished and informal look to his stature.

"Now's the time for questioning."
posted by Colonelpenguin
The penguins where eating ডিনার at my mansion it was huger then two football fields and a half.
But, thing suddenly change when my sister walked in and they kept on tripping over my carpet.
Sister: I have good news.
Me:Spit it out.
Sister: I forget but I have a....
Me:A what
Sister:Oh...Right I have a note for you
Note: Dear person who lives on Falling Sky রাস্তা we will be putting a 7-foot and 9In. bomb in the house today at 2pm.(I'd look at the clock and it was 5pm.) And আপনি have 2 and a half hours to pack your stuff.
Me:We need to find to find the bomb before we will make a big BOOM BOOM!
Sister:On...
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The owl,Rose,was perched upon a branch,as usual as she watched her soon-to-be-mate....
[the পরবর্তি night]
Rose silently swooped down to provide company to Kowalski.she had dreamed of this night for so long...-Hello my love-she ব্যক্ত in a hushed whisper-.-Who-he was interrupted দ্বারা Rose as she placed her feather on his beak.she laid he down and sat gently on his stomach.-You have no idea how long I wanted to meet you-she said.Kowalski was stunned yet unsurprised on how a শস্যাগার owl came from seemingly nowhere.she slid herself down farther on his body.kowalski felt numb as she did this.she then proceeded to rub his cock.Kowalski had realized how she had waited for আরো than to meet him.she then laid herself down on him.he had no clue what so ever of her desire.she exposed his cock.she got up and proceeded to lick it.he moaned slightly as she did.Rose kept licking,sucking,and vise versa.she then let him be in his numbed state and flew off silently.Kowalski was left alone..for now...
posted by skipperluvs
This is just a really quick ONE-SHOT. I am right now, inside my mother's অগ্রদূত while she is going insane because my sister won't shut up. My dad took my sister up to the church, so my mother could be calm, and left me here to make sure she is safe. (Yes, I am in a church's parking lot) So…I have nothing to do and decided to entertain myself দ্বারা লেখা a ONE-SHOT! Wahoo! I must hurry though…the battery is at 65%! OK…So…enjoy (: Oh, another quick note, this is in Kowalski's point of view.
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What is the meaning of life? Why were animals, humans,...
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it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think আপনি have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are আপনি ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the পরবর্তি hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks
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