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Penguins of Madagascar – Byte Sized
==Scene I: Kowalski’s Laboratory==
Kowalski: I know I say this kind of thing a lot,

The door flaps open as the penguins enter Kowalski’s lab.

Kowalski: But this time I really, really mean it! Behold, my greatest inventionn ever!

He waves his flipper on a cloth and heaves it quickly then presents—

Kowalski: The Nanites!
Private: Um., I’m trying... Where are they?
Kowalski: Of course, scientifically deliberate Private, it takes a microscope to view Nanites and all their miniscule glory.

Kowalski puts down a microscope as Private steps in to peek down... The Nanites beep and begin to speak.

Nanites: Awaiting command.
Private: Oh! They’re so cute!

Private claps happily. Kowalski places the Nanites in a salt shaker while clarifying to Private about his creation.

Kowalski: If দ্বারা cute আপনি mean able to animate any mechanical object, then yes. As a teeny button.

He approaches a floor buffing machine and tests the Nanites on it. It begins to mop the floor দ্বারা itself.

Nanites: Buffing floor.

Polishes the floor leaving it sparkly clean, impressing Private.

Private: Ooh! Sparkly! It’s so sparkly!
Skipper: Nope, don’t trust it.

The scene cut to a টোস্ট করার বৈদু্যতিক যন্ত্র getting operated দ্বারা Nanites making টোস্ট for Rico.

Nanites: Not too light. Not too dark.

The টোস্ট pop out from the toaster. Rico catches it and begins to taste it. But Skipper quickly slaps the টোস্ট out of Rico’s flippers.

Rico: Awww... (Sadly)
Skipper: Nope! Still don’t trust it.

The scene cuts to the coffee maker pouring some coffee into a mug before dropping a মাছ inside. Kowalski offers it to Skipper.

Skipper: Sorry, Kowalski, but I don’t trust anything I can’t see and/or punch.
Kowalski: Skipper, my Nanites will save us tons of drudgery which will free us for আরো creative pursuit.

Rico overhears this.

Rico: Oh yeah! (regurgitates a chainsaw)

Rico carves an ice sculpture of a chain saw and gazes on it with pure delight.

Rico: Ooh... Very nice...
Kowalski: (pointing to the sculpture) Like that..
Private: The Nanites do seem like they’re one of your আরো helpful creations..
Skipper: Exactly, they’re Kowalski’s creation and that means they’re destined to go horribly wrong..
Kowalski: Impossible this time, Skipper. I have programmed the Nanites to never allow any harm to come to a penguin. (seriously) Rico? Stick me..
Rico: Okay! (regurgitates a dynamite stick and throws it at Kowalski)

Kowalski stands confidently holding a dynamite without worrying. A vaccum cleaner sucks up the explosive and explodes inside it.

Kowalski: See! There’s no way the Nanites can go wrong. (offers the coffee to Skipper again, and he agrees)
Skipper: Say! This is good Joe! Maybe there is something to your Ninny-ites.
Kowalski: (breaths deeply) At moments like these in the scientific community the technical jargon for this situation is... Told ya!

A fulminant yell is heard from the লেমুর Habitat.

Maurice: (distant) I can’t stand this anymore! (yells loudly)

==Scene II: লেমুর Habitat ==
The penguins quickly converges to the লেমুর Habitat sighting Mort crying over King Julien who is covered with red liquid.

Maurice: আপনি messed with this for the last time!

Mort was crying. The penguins stare with a fright as they see King Julien on the ground, with a red liquid on that looked like blood.

Skipper: So it finally happened. Who had the দিন when Maurice snapped?

Kowalski pulls out a calendar with a picture of Rico on it.

Kowalski: Rico.

Skipper, Kowalski, and Private hand Rico some fish.

Rico: Oh! Yeah! আরো মাছ baby! Wow!

King Julien gains consciousness.

King Julien: Wait! The only crime here is my কলা berry মধুভাষী ব্যক্তি should be inside of my whole tummy. Not outside, sticking out my majestic mid-section.

Skipper Kowalski and Private glares at Rico after he ate the মাছ when King Julien was explaining. Rico spits the fishes out of his beak.

Maurice: It’s this stupid old junkie blender.

He kicks the blender. The glass falls on Mort.

Mort: So, am I a মধুভাষী ব্যক্তি now?

Kowalski strides over to Maurice.

Kowalski: Maurice, my Nanites can upgrade your blender and make your work look 95.6 percent less bruling.
Maurice: I don’t fully minister with your flabbing about. But I‘m 95.6 sure I like it anyway.

Kowalski uses the Nanites on the blender.

Nanites: Blender repair!

Repairs the blender quickly as possible, drilling sounds are heard.

Nanites: Blender repair complete. Commence মধুভাষী ব্যক্তি operation.

The Blender prepares a মধুভাষী ব্যক্তি দ্বারা itself and Kowalski puts a straw in the glass.

Maurice: Sweet!

Maurice gives the মধুভাষী ব্যক্তি to King Julien. He takes a sip.

King Julien: Oh! The feeling on this matter can only be defined... দ্বারা dance! Hit it!

Mort plays the boom box and Julien dances to the rhythm while drinking the smoothie.

Skipper: And mine will be defined দ্বারা leaving.
(He leaves.)

==Scene III: Central Park Zoo==
An insect careens around the air when Barry tries to catch it with his tongue.

Barry: Come back here আপনি little flirt!

Attempting to catch it.

Barry: We’re destined to be together! আপনি and me. Playing hard to get, eh. I like that.

He sticks out his tongue and gets stuck on a ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট making machine. He pulled hardly but it won’t budge.

Barry: I suppose আপনি think this is funny.

The fly squeals and presses a button near the cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট machine. It begins to spin around, pulling Barry towards it.

Barry: Uh oh! Help!!

==Scene IV: The HQ==
Back in the HQ, Kowalski and Rico are playing chess, Skipper posing to a camera and Private looking for his Lunacorn. The Nanites are doing the work for them.

Private: Wait a minute! Where’s my Lunacorn? (checks under his pillow)

The vacuum cleaner hands Private his হারিয়ে গেছে toy.

Private: (hugs his Lunacorn)Oh, thank you.

Skipper connived in different poses while the camera flashes to him taking shots.

Skipper: How’s that?

The camera turned over to প্রদর্শনী the images. First has Skipper wearing a cowboy hat and a badge with a texas town theme at the back. Then the পরবর্তি picture shows him wearing a mexican costume, holding a sword, with a desert theme in the back. The final picture has Skipper being awarded with a badge দ্বারা Rico while wearing his captain's hat.

Skipper: Ooh la la! I am hot!

Marlene pops out from the opening hatch.

Marlene: (quickly) Guys! Barry the frog’s tongue is caught in a cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট machine and it’s winding up. And it’s going to get really ugly, real soon.
Kowalski: Wow! Never in the history of language have those been put together in that order.
Skipper: All that cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট is in danger!
Private: Yeah! And Barry too.
Skipper: Neh! Never a fan! Now! This mission is gonna be dangerous.

The Nanites hear about this.

Kowalski: Right! Barry’s a poison dart frog, his touch is devastatingly toxic. (writes on his clipboard)We should work out a meticulous strategy with an emphasis on caution and safety.
Skipper: অথবা we could just wing it like we always do. I mean what is danger right!
Kowalski: Yeah! It’s just anger hiding behind applausive consonant. (laughs in a snorting matter)
Skipper: Little obscure, even for আপনি Kowalski.
Kowalski: All right! Fine! Let’s just go!

The penguins spring into action.

Nanites: Danger? Danger!! Initiating পেংগুইন protection protocol.

==Scene V: The Central Park Zoo==
All the machines gather altogether as they unleash a signal to all other machines occupied দ্বারা Nanites.

Maurice: (noticing the blender hopping of) Huh? Hey! Come back!

The blender flees.

Mort: Bye! Bye! Blender! I will always remember আপনি as a friend.
Nanites: (headed to the garage) Assimilating new ordiments.

Electrical sounds and light come from inside. The machines step out with আরো machines now controlled দ্বারা the Nanites. Then they all drift off using Alice's zoo cart.

Nanites: Penguins must be saved.
The other zoo জন্তু জানোয়ার watch Barry when the penguins arrived.

Barry: This hurts worse আরো than it looks.
Skipper: Everyone relax. We’re here. Cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট will soon be saved.

Private reminds Skipper.

Skipper: Hm? Oh ya! And uh, Barry too. Kowalski, tuck him out. Rico, frog proof me! Private, look concerned!.
Private: I’m on it Skipper.

Private looks concerned at the scenario. Skipper, holding the tongs Rico regurgitated, approaches the frog.

Skipper: Easy toxic amphibian. Slow and steady and nobody gets hurt.
Barry: I’m suffering.
Skipper: I mean me.

The zoo vehicle beeps to Skipper. The vaccum cleaner sucks up Skipper.

Skipper: Hey! Oh! This is uncomfortable!

Then he gets tied up and thrown into the vehicle দ্বারা a set of wires.

Kowalski: It’s the Nanites following their protection protocol.
One দ্বারা one, the penguins get tied up with wires and were thrown into the vehicle, which drove them home
.
Barry: Wait! Where আপনি going?

While in the vehicle tied up.

Skipper: Tell them to stand down..
Kowalski: Verbal override, good idea! Should've done that. Didn’t but should have.
Skipper: (sighs)

The penguins manage to escape when Skipper used the wires to drive them to Barry.

Barry: Ow!

Rico regurgitates a rope and uses it as a lasso. Skipper turns off the machine. Barry was capable of breaking free and flung high. He landed on a cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট held দ্বারা Kowalski.

Barry: আপনি guys are great. I can hug আপনি all.
The Penguins: No! (backs off)
A vacuum cleaner steps দ্বারা and sucks up Barry.

Nanites: Amphibian threat, neutralized.

Barry: (inside the vacuum cleaner) Okay, like I was just kidding about the hug thing. Could আপনি guys let me out now! Hello!
Skipper: Who smells Science gone wrong? Anybody?

Skipper, Rico and Private raises their flippers.

Skipper: You! Tall guy! (points at Kowalski).
Kowalski: (sighs) Yeah, okay. Maybe just a whiff.

==Scene VI: Kowalski’s Laboratory. ==
Kowalski is back in his lab looking through a microscope.

Kowalski: This should do it. (clicking on a Speak N’Spell).
Nanites: Overwriting safety protocol denied. Nice try!

Drilling sounds are heard in the HQ.

Private: What’s all that about?
==Scene VII. The HQ ==
Skipper uses the periscope to peek through. Sighting the machines containing and locking them in.

Skipper: Lincoln’s itchy beard. We’re being sealed in.
The machines surround them.

Nanites: Containment complete.
Private: Containment? There’s a trap?
Rico: What!
Skipper: This cannot stand. When Hans strikes অথবা Blowhole. with the new guy in the reptile house! আপনি know that guy, twitchy eye and the blinking tongue. You've all seen it right. He's troubled right! Kowalski front on the center, prepare to receive a disciplinary মাছ slapping
Kowalski: Ready and deserving Skipper.

Skipper starts to slap Kowalski with a মাছ but the Nanites were able to resist Skipper from doing so.

Skipper: Huh? Hmm...
Kowalski: The safety protocols, no harm to a পেংগুইন which I am.

Skipper: Right, prepare for putative cuddles and hugs.

The Nanites bind Skipper on the ground.

Skipper: Get off ! I just wanna hug him. WITH MY FIST!
Kowalski: I can fix . Give me an hour
Private: What are we supposed to do now?
Kowalski :( quickly) Talk about yourselves. Try to make it interesting

The Blender prepares smoothies for the penguins.

Private: Mmm... They are yummy smoothies.
Rico: U-huh!

Kowalski barges in holding his invention

Kowalski: Eat plunger Nanite!

Kowalski gives a সত্বর shot and short circuits the Blender.

Nanites: Retreat! Retreat!
Skipper: Cold smoke kabust , Kowalski. আপনি did it!
Kowalski: It was a simple matter of creating a localized electromagnetic pulse--
Skipper: Have a happa-flappa-happy-beak all আপনি want. I'm going Nanite hunting. HUHA!

==Scene VIII. The Central Park Zoo==

Rico regurgitates a dynamite stick which eventually explodes. Kowalski stares at him. Skipper gets out of the HQ and stands while holding the Electro-Pulse Cannon. He prepares to attack.

Skipper: নমস্কার Nanite, come grab a hot steaming serving of—

The Nanites suddenly halts behind the penguins becoming larger than before. The penguins slowly turns around to notice it was behind them.

Skipper: (in shock) What the what?
Nanites: Nanite protocol engage. Protect penguins.
Kowalski: Oh, a whole bunch of heck.
Rico: Yup!

Skipper focuses in aiming the Electro-Pulse কামান at the Nanites and get a direct hit. But the Nanites grapples and flings it, making Skipper lose his grip.

Skipper: HUH! Scatter! Get the weapon!

The penguins diverge in different directions. First, Rico belly slides while the Nanites targets him and fires him with toast. Kowalski glissades from a lamp post and watches Rico.

Rico: (yelling)
Kowalski: Rico’s toasted!

Rico briskly eludes the continuous attack but gets pinned down দ্বারা টোস্ট in his mouth. He grins afterwards.
The Nanites loaded itself with winkies and shoots it at Private. Private quickly dodges but gets trapped on দেওয়াল with winkies.

Private: I’ve been Winkied!

Skipper quickly hustles the Electro-Pulse কামান and aims at the Nanite again. A two সেকেন্ড countdown starts and bursting ভুট্টার খই from a microwave.

Skipper: AHA!.......AGH!!
Nanite: One পেংগুইন missing. Scanning. (scanning through the zoo)

Kowalski ascends from his hiding place, the manhole then sneaks up to the Electro-Pulse Cannon. He grabs it and directs it to the machine.

Kowalski: Got ya!
Nanite: Penguin’s smug levels rising…

Kowalski triggers the invention as it fires the plunger but misses. The Nanite loses its balance and begins trembling.

Kowalski: Oh nuts!

The Nanite trembles on Kowalski and painfully smacks him.

Kowalski: Owww………

It quickly returns to its composure and notices Kowalski got injured.

Nanite: Emergency! Emergency পেংগুইন injured! We have violated our own safety protocols. Shut down requiring…

It shuts down and the parts kept falling apart. Some parts fall on Kowalski, painfully.

Kowalski: Ow…again…(coming out from a microwave)
Private: Okay, what just happened?
Kowalski: Victims of their own programming.(sadly) They self-terminated.
Rico: Ooh…

Skipper pops out

Skipper: So that’s the end of the Nanites. (approaches Kowalski, Rico and Private)
Kowalski: I believe so..
Skipper: So there’s nothing protecting us penguins from danger
Kowalski: It would seem that way…
Skipper: Kowalski, you’ll have to test that theory. দ্বারা মাছ slapping আপনি into পরবর্তি week.
Kowalski: AH! Ah! ( mumbling and yelling)

Skipper: Get back here!
Kowalski: Not on the face! Not on the face!

Skipper chases Kowalski and slaps him repeatedly.
Funeral and Stories

In the afternoon, Mason and Phil came back. They had gone to the edge of the forest where Marlene had found Private and now, they carried a bunch of white linen with them.

°.

They buried Kowalski in the light of sundown. They had dug a grave not far away from the oak; underneath some young birches, lowering their thin greened branches sadly over the dark stone, which Burt had dragged here as a grave stone. It was unshaved but deep grey and it did its sad effect…

The group of জন্তু জানোয়ার stood around the hole and looked down. The chimpanzees, Marlene and Maurice had wrapped Kowalski's...
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Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are আপনি doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)...
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Author's Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. School and family issues are holding me back from লেখা this story. But I at lease I'm working on this when I can! Sorry everyone. Thos story will go on.

Chapter 6: The Date

Later that night Blowhole was almost ready for his তারিখ with Nori. Both Brandon and Marlene was helping him getting ready.

"So am I finally ready for me date?" asked Blowhole.

"Almost," ব্যক্ত Marlene, "Just one আরো thing."

"And what might that be?"

"A black rose for Nori." ব্যক্ত Brandon.

"What happen to the red rose?"

"Red ফুলেরসাজি are so overrated, Marlene, its all about black!"

"Fine,...
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Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap আপনি with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are আপনি looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are আপনি looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap আপনি with this মাছ if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. নমস্কার Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to যোগদান me in my...
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Chapter 4 - Again

The same day, later.

All members were packing.
Their luggage contained enough for a few days. All bags had survival kit. But nothing was enough for survive in an island.
"Are আপনি all ready?", Skipper asked cheerfully.
"YEAH!!", all people said.
"NO!!", Kowalski shouted.
"Why, soldier?", Skipper asked.
"I have a device that communicates and connects us to each other. It will help us."
"A Walkie-Talkie?", Private suggested.
"Yes", Kowalski sighed as he handed the walkie-talkies to everyone. "A Walkie-Talkie".
"Okay, are আপনি ready now?", Skipper asked again.
"YEEEAH!!", all said.
"So here...
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"Okay Pennywise!! প্রদর্শনী yourself now!!" yelled Maurice. A cough emerged and a fog with the image of Pennywise appeared there. "Hey there Skipper, can't find your best friend?" asked Pennywise. "Marlene? Of course আপনি dumbass!! We হারিয়ে গেছে her to you!!" yelled Skipper. "Oh that's sad, very sad indeed, but you're in luck, cause I happen to know, where Marlene is," ব্যক্ত Pennywise with a grin on his face. "Then where is she?! I think you're lying!!" yelled Kowalski. "Let's see if Marlene here thinks I'm lying, Marlene, am I lying?" ব্যক্ত Pennywise, holding Marlene, who was limp and non-responsive. He...
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The four entered with The Comander to an arena that was very large, it was al gray, the floor was divided in squares, just then the Comander stopped and turned around there he pulled out a gray cilinder with some black dots on it, he then pressed a button, and two large concrete blocks appeared, he then spoke

"I'll teach আপনি how to use the plasma saber's power so well, that আপনি will do this, blindfolded!" the Comander said, he then put a vend infront of his yes, and jumped and broke with one slice the two concrete blocks

"wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" they all said

"her have yours!" the Comander...
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Skipper and he's team were preparing for a big race, they just found a new, manlier car, this was a race between Skipper and Private, if Private won, he would be accended to a higher rank, if skipper won, he would make Private a Private again, they were in the line to begin, while in the sits where the জন্তু জানোয়ার espectated Mandy and Marlene had a discussion

"I bet 10 fishes that my lovely Private wil win!" Mandy told to Marlene

"I bet 10 fishes that skippy wins!" Marlene continued with the bet

"deal!" the both shouted

While in the road...

"ready gentlepengs!" kowalski shouted

"in your marks..."

"get...
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::skipper view::

I was mad at what Private did, but not as much to do whatI did, I went out to apologize to him, but I didn't found him, instead I heard his voice

"HEEEEELP, ANYONE, HEEEELP!!!!" I heard

"Fast team, go, go,go, go, go!" I shouted to my team

WE passed running, but I forgot an important thing: Alice, she had heard the terrible squeak and was running to see what happened

"Rico!" I shouted to him, he knew what to do, he regurgitated a small gun, it had a special powder that made people go uncouncious, but then I realised something, she wasn't going for private, she was rushing... to the...
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....This may be out of character. Again, reviews really help. So... yeah. Catherine really lets it go in this one. I'll leave that for আপনি to figure out while আপনি read. Again, if this is out of character, please tell. Yet again, reviews really help :)

The bus had dropped them off a little ways from the Hoboken Zoo. It was a little off from the actual zoo so they had some walking to do. Finally, they had reached their destination.

The group stood outside of the Hoboken Zoo. In the center of the entire zoo, the party was probably going on. If anything, Hans was in there, probably getting drunk...
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After another somber দিন at Central Park they had finally saw all the guests leave the zoo as usual. Skipper and his team haven't seen any sign of Pennywise all day, so they assumed the coast was clear. So they decided to go to Marlene's place to eat Chinese food. When the Penguins dialed the restaurant for an order, they got into their disguise and took their meal from the delivery man, and paid him as usual. As soon as the delivery man left, Skipper and his team got out the costume and headed to the zoo. "Alright now, we have to find a way to prove if Pennywise is responsible for the bloody...
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Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed দ্বারা Kowalski. After a few মিনিট of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right আপনি are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...
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When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" ব্যক্ত Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" ব্যক্ত Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...
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posted by Metallica1147
Chapter 4

Private and Marlene paused and looked at Skipper. He saw the whole thing, he now knew about their secret love.

"Private. Explain, NOW!" Skipper barked.

"Skippa! It's hard to say this…but…" Private was too nervous to say anything.

"But what?" Skipper asked with his flippers folded.

"It's just that…" Private stopped mid-sentence.

"Me and Private প্রণয় each other." Marlene ব্যক্ত bluntly.

Skipper couldn't believe his eyes. Private was too young. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"Private…you can't প্রণয় Marlene. She's too older than you." Skipper said.

"Excuse me?" Marlene said.

"Skippa! I'm not...
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"Skippy, I'm sorry when I have to do this, আপনি won't প্রণয় me any less if I reveal what's behind this ribbon for me to escape, right?" asked Lilly. "Not a bit love, do what আপনি need to do to help others," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "Are আপনি so sure? What if আপনি hate me?" asked Lilly. " I won't, I promise Lilly," ব্যক্ত Skipper reassuringly. Lilly then quickly kissed Skipper and began to tug at the knot. She started undoing the first knot and she tried to hold back tears of shame at herself for প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Skipper her secret. She had succesfully undid the first knot on her নেকলেস and felt ashamed further still....
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posted by Cherpeng
Before sunrise on a beautiful Friday, everyone in the zoo (only the animals) were packed up in the gift ভান্দার wondering why there was a meeting. Everyone was so excited and chit chatting they didn't hear Skipper yell "QUIET!!" in a very firm tone. Finally, Private screamed in the শীর্ষ of his lungs "BE QUIET SKIPPER WANTS TO TELL আপনি SOMETHING!!" Everyone finally quieted down and looked at Private, then Skipper, then Rico and then Kowalski.

It was quiet for a moment until King Julian yelled "Welcome জন্তু জানোয়ার to the King Julian annual gathering!" Skipper slapped himself on the forehead and ব্যক্ত "RING...
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"What do আপনি suppose 'go through the zombie's eye' mean Skippah?" asked Private. "I think it's some actual formation that just LOOKS like a zombie's eye I guess," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "Well all we know it's southwest and we must find it in order to get to Lord Murdoch's castle," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "Lets keep going, it might be bound to be there.....somewhere..." ব্যক্ত Marlene. Rico then put his flipper in his beak and looked around with his flipper pointed out, sniffing the air, then pointed to a large, drawn-out, বৃত্ত that looked like an eye on the dirt ground. "I think that's it!! It must be the zombie's...
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posted by skipperfan5431
It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo, and Skipper and the guys are patroling the perimiter of the zoo. "Skipper...can we PLEASE go to bed. Everyone's asleep and nothing is going on!" Lilly asked, her eyes nearly shut. Kowalski and Rico were leaned up against the side of the Rhino habitat, falling asleep. "WAKE UP আপনি TWO!" Skipper yelled, causing the two penguins to fall over. Lilly, Skipper and Private began to laugh, when suddenly they heard a loud CRASH!!! "Come on!" Skipper ordered, then he slid twoards the স্কুলের at the back of the zoo.
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 broken Plastic ছুরি
broken Plastic Knife
Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when আপনি where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So আপনি will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
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Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure আপনি can still...
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It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do আপনি have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn আপনি twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...
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