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Private's conversation with Cleverbot (not as funny but still good) :)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do আপনি watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful প্রদর্শনী about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My পছন্দ superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But সুপারম্যান doesn't teach আপনি any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do আপনি like That 70.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Are আপনি asking what crayons are?

User: Uhhhh... No?

Cleverbot: আপনি are talking to a high school girl named Sarah. What else is there to know about me?

User: What are আপনি talking about?!

Cleverbot: Anywaysssss.

User: Do আপনি like butterscotch Lollies? :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! I প্রণয় them! :).

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Do আপনি like video games?

User: Well the only one I've played is 'Loonacorns: Adventure Through Candytopia'.

Cleverbot: It's an excercise in futility. My programming isn't all logical. I am not where I am useful I might not accept what other say I am useful for.

User: Uhhhhhhh... What?

Cleverbot: Yes that's right.

User: Oh... Ok...? Well Skippa's calling me to training so I have to go now. Bye! I'll talk to আপনি later! :).

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Bye! :).

Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me!

User: I'm sorry but I have to go.

Cleverbot: I প্রণয় you, though!

User: Uhhhhhh......

Cleverbot: What?

EppofangirlXD and peacebaby7 like this

JediPenguin16 Pfft, yes. I wish I had thought of this. Very funny!

Tressa-pom LOL! :D User: Bye! :). Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me! User: I'm sorry but I have to go. Cleverbot: I love you, though! User: Uhhhhhh...... Cleverbot: What?

ricoiswsome Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol!

peacebaby7 ^^Agreed! That was still really funny! Good job! You should do more!

stlouisfan Cleverbot must be lonely.

yappy24 what is cleverbot?

EppofangirlXD LOL!

_Lexii23_ ^^ www.cleverbot.com :)

xDark_Angelx The ending was my favorite. "I love you, though!"

NoShameHere Oh dear. Please let me personify cleverbot and draw out that last moment.

CuteCuddly ^ You really should!! LOL! This was sooooo funny, Lexii!

TheRatKing1 its spelled LUNACORNS. check the closed captioning if ya don't believe me. but lol, twas funny nonetheless.

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Harry potter meets PoM part 2

posted by alexrusso-213

(at the zoo)
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 বছর olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a গান গাওয়া competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling হারিয়ে গেছে but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")

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Julien's Ball (Part 1)

posted by juhpink

- Heeeeey there!!!!!- ব্যক্ত Julien.
-Ringtail?What are আপনি doing here?- Repleid Skipper.
-I am here just to invite আপনি All for my Ball.
-No, thank you.
-Ahahah, don't say no for the king!
-Look, Julien, we have a lot of things to do, I am sorry.
-But it will be the passionates ' s night, I am going to take my future girlfriend.
Before Skipper open his beak, Julien said:
-I will see আপনি there, take a girl.
-Guys, tonight we are going to the ball.Get ready.
-But Skipper, who are we going with?
Skipper was going to invite Doris, but he wouldn't do it with Kowalski.
-Skipper?
-Ah, I know. We will go to the city...

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The afternoon that I talked to my প্রণয় ( Skilene history)

posted by juhpink

Was a calm afternoon in the hg. Private was helping Kowalski. Rico was dating Sra. Percky and Skipper was trying to understand what Kowalski was doing. Private was kind of hungry and asked Skipper if he could have a meal. Skipper liked the idea and went outside to get the meal. He started walking calmly. Marlene saw Skipper and asked him what he was doing. And Skipper said:
-I going to get a meal for Private.
-That is Nice.Can I go with you?????
-Of course.Came on here, Marlene.
Marlene went there and they started talking about the weather.
Marlene ‘ s face always shines when they were talking...

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Alex potter meets PoM part 1

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't আপনি tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice দিন and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the পেংগুইন habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 2

posted by SPKR689

A/N: I really like this chapter, it's short, but full of so much! At least to me it is. Now the story is just starting! ☺

Chapter 2 (WOW)

I gave Junior back to Skipper and walked over to the door. ‘Who would this be? They all have the key; plus, we took up this whole floor of this apartment building!’ I rethink about opening the door for the safety of my family. With steadiness in me, I open the door to find two strange looking…well one was a person, the other I was baffled on. The one boy who was clearly human, had black hair, much like every other guy in this...

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Honeymoon Mayhem!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper woke up about two hours later. For some reason, a strange smell woke him up from his slumber. Ofcourse Skipper went to check it out. As soon as he placed his feet on the floor to check out the crate, Skipper felt a surge of seiring pain race through them. The floor was burning hot. After a few seconds, Skipper realized what was going on...the বাক্স was on fire. He instantly crawled over to Lilly. "Lilly! Come on doll, time to go!" Skipper said, shaking His wife until she woke up. Lilly opened her eyes and saw Skipper at the foot of the bed, getting out a chainsaw. "Skipper! Are you...

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It. Chapter 7: Be afraid, balloons float

posted by 67Dodge

They had reached the inside of the sewer system, it was wide enough for them all to hold hands অথবা flippers, and be in a row. "Whatever happens men, just stay together no matter what trick Pennywise pulls on us," ব্যক্ত Skipper. They gathered in a tight circle, holding appendages. Kowalski felt two hands on his shoulders and hears a dentist's drill. "There is not anything there. I SAID, THERE AIN'T NOTHING THERE," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, then the hands got off his shoulders. Julien began to say a prayer to the Sky Spirits to protect them, it was very quiet while Julien whispered the prayer, when he finished...

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The Hidden (Chapter XI - The Winky Warp)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I saw Blowhole and some of his crustacean warriors creating some kind of warp that I can't resist. I though of something that I cannot resist. But when I took a closer peep, they went to my first prize (obviously, was a fish). They knew the code to my butterscotch lolly, cracked it open, tossed it into the like it was just a feather. One thing they tossed, my lifetime supply of Winkies. It was like they were throwing a million boxes of my life. Oh they will pay alright.

Skipper ব্যক্ত that I should not go there because it could trap me there for eternity. But I couldn't resist them অথবা my butterscotch...

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It. Chapter 2: Bloody Sink

posted by 67Dodge

"There's a clown out there that has suddenly appeared as soon as Mort is reported missing, so we must make sure to stay on our toes about this," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "I have gotten sources that আপনি may be crazy, maybe it's just some psychotic human in a clown suit scaring people and causing various havoc," ব্যক্ত Private. "Negatory, this "Pennywise" offered me to go down with him into the sewer," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "I have options on his true intention. He might be: A. Someone hired in the park to scare people, B. An evil entity who's sworn goal is to devour, অথবা C. A friendly clown trying to offer people...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 6

posted by alex356

Me:sheesh exams are so hard I am so happy that it's over
Herminoe:well now আপনি have a whole বছর
Me:stop ruining my freedom
Private:well who knows-
Snape:well well what are আপনি doing-
Me:its not your bussines
Snape:do আপনি want dention
Me:no
Harry:his gets on my nevers
Me:well we did get in trouble দ্বারা wonder in the night
Skipper:whoa whoa and whoa আপনি wonder all night last বছর with out telling us
Me:0.0
Kowalski: well Alex didn't want probaly because she likes like you
Me:WHAT! Who-who ব্যক্ত that
Private:we read your journal
Skipper: *slaps private*
Private:sorry
Me:*blush*
Skipper:so আপনি do like me
Bells...

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 2 and Epilogue)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Lets see how Skipper and the gang solve this problem that Kowalski has been struck with...

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“WOO HOO! I AM AWESOMNESS!” Kowalski screamed, running around in circles in the park. Kowalski suddenly flopped into a heap, and giggled.

“Oh, that was fun,” Kowalski muttered and stuffed আরো ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট into his beak. He reached into his bag to grab another flipperful, and gasped.

“SOMEONE ATE ALL MY CANDY! No wait that was me. That means I have to scold myself. How could আপনি Kowalski!? I don’t...

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Girls vs. Boys #2

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was sunny the পরবর্তি দিন and the girls were thrilled that they won but this was suddenly going to change.
"We want a rematch,girls" the boys ব্যক্ত angrily.
"Fine!" I screech "Lets go bowling!"Everyone yelled.

The tournament was held in KJ habitat.
There where two teams the white and the orange.
The boys went first because they হারিয়ে গেছে last time. But I kept on yelling "Your going to miss it, Skipper." But, His ball went into the gutter "Good Job!" Jeremy said.But he knocked down two pins and now they have two points.
It was lily's turn পরবর্তি she knocked down 5 Pins and then got a spare. Kowlaski was...

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Kowalski's jealous side! Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Im having a SERIOUS case of writer's block, so im trying my best to write a good story. Please ভালুক with me... :)
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It's a very sunny দিন in the Central Park Zoo. All the girls are hanging out in Kitka's new habitat for a welcoming party. " Welcome to the Zoo Kitka! I hope আপনি have an awesome time!" Cheered Stacy badger. " Totally awesome!" Becky ব্যাজার added with a smile. Lilly just sat in the corner of the habitat drinking a glass of punch. She never liked Kitka, but Private sent her to the party to ' bury the hatchet' between them. Kitka turned around...

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Psycho Chapter 1

posted by 67Dodge

AR: I প্রণয় old movies. This is a POM version of the movie Psycho, Where a couple in need of money head to a motel where a shy man has an unstable relationship with his mother.
Marlene was quickly packing her things at home. (Oh great, another দিন at a dead-end job) she thought. She wolfed down the last bites of her cereal and rushed to her bedroom to pick up her car keys. 'Morning Marlene, I'm gonna miss ya so much sitting here, alone, again,' ব্যক্ত Skipper, groggily. 'Can't wait till we সরানো to the golden state Skippy,' ব্যক্ত Marlene. Now, to get this straight, they are not related in love, only...

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can আপনি feel the প্রণয় tonight

posted by anna447

s:I can see whats happening
k:what?
s:and it an't hard to see
r:what?
s:they'll fall in প্রণয় and heres the bottem line our team is down to three
k and r:oh
s:the sweet coress of twilight theres mige eveywere and with all this romintice admisphire desisters in the air
(seane change to forist seance)
bager sisters:can আপনি feel the প্রণয় tonight the peace the evening brings the world for once in perfet harmeny with all its liveing things
p:so many things to tell her but how to make her see the trouth about my past?inpossable she'd turn away from me
m:he's holding back he's hiding but what I can't deside...

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the little ভোঁদড় part 1:the rucesue

posted by anna447

as marlene was swiming one দিন she saw a meerkat floting on the water and was sinking fast. marlene draged his unconchise body to shore.as morice went beside her she asked "is he alive" morice said"I can't hear a heartbeat"just as timon started to awake from his knockout marlene sang to him:

what would I give to live were আপনি are what would I pay to stay here beside আপনি what would I give to see আপনি smileing at me were would we walk were would we run if we could stay all দিন in the sun just আপনি and me and I will be part of your world

as she sang pombaa said"hey guys look I found timon"marlene...

Alex and skipper

posted by alex463

Alex and skipper been dating for 5 months and this time skipper is taking Alex to see fireflies and Alex is really exceid
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i প্রণয় আপনি Alex. Alex : i প্রণয় আপনি too দ্বারা the end of the তারিখ Alex and skipper চুম্বন on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper দ্বারা actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his বিছানা and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex চুম্বন skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your বিছানা *giggles* then the rest was history

Girl power!- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

Unknown location!!!!
Marlene dragged Lilly's unconsious body into an abandoned building. She is trying everything to keep her from changing into a zombie, but it's only a matter of time. " M-marlene? Where are we?" Lilly asks as she daizily awakens. " Were in some abandoned building. I had to stab the heck out of that thing to save you, and-- something happened to you. Something bad." Marlene sayid, hoping not to scare Lilly. " I know, I know. That huge zombie smashed me all over the street. Reeeally don't wanna relive it." Lilly উত্তর with a slight chuckle. Marlene just ব্যক্ত it how it was....

Doris comes to visit!-Part 11

posted by skipperfan5431

Each girl had the same heart-shaped tattoo on their left hip that Lilly did! (Although Lilly was the only one who got a real tattoo. Those pansies.) They had to be part of her unit back in Antarctica! " Who's in-charge here?" Skipper asked. " Temporarily, I am." Kam answered, already not liking Skipper. He didn't believe that females were as good of fighters as males, and he'd put Lilly through so much throughout the last couple years.(they stayed in contact). " Were's Lilly?" He asked. " She's down there, inside the titanium leapord seal!" Answered Joan hastily. " Lilly is trying to dismantle...

What আপনি don't know won't hurt you.- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay. I know I have like two unfinished fan-fics out there, but im just gonna write this one and take the others down. They suck! ( how's that for self-confidence?) Well here's my new little story. ENJOY!
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All the penguins are gathered around Kowalski as he unvails a modification to one of his former inventions. " I think i've reached a scientific breakthrough!" Stated Kowalski as he pulled out a tiny glass vile. " This is called Truth serum number xl2-j. It makes the user tell the truth about everything on his অথবা her mind. Although it is highly unstable." " Ooooh."...