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Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the খাবার I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two পেংগুইন dummies made out of gross টাকো meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat টাকো is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two পেংগুইন runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. পরবর্তি Kowalski makes a working গুল্তি ছোড়া shot using the excess gum for a stretcher. Ewww....
Kowalksi: Now to put the dummies on the launch pad. Done. Now if I aim the trajectory twenty-eight degrees north I should be able to shoot these to the other side of the Gringo. That should distract the টাকো long enough for আপনি to corkscrew it back to the um...killer রান্নাঘর it came from.
The two penguins engage in high-fiving to celebrate their flawless plan.
Skipper: Comence Operation Taco. সরানো man, move!
The gum is stretched back and when Kowalski releases it the two dummies go flying, and they are high flying. Uh oh. Skipper and Kowalski gasp with horror when they hit a টেবিল in the way and plummet downward instead of flying to the other side of the foodstand. Their french fry mouths remained smiling even when they endured severe crash landing. The টাকো rushes over to devour them, but that only puts a tobaggin-slide between the Mexican Menace and the two surviving penguins. They will never make it now!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: Oops. I aimed the trajectory two degrees lower than the প্রদত্ত requirement. AH!
Kowalksi is swiped out from under the table. Skipper leaps অগ্রবর্তী but is too late and looks out. Kowalski is gone and all that is left is the taco.
Skipper: Noooo! Oh why? Mo-mmy! They are all gone! (Skipper makes a hasty retreat back into the nearest escape, the bathroom and dives in the nearest toilet. But it is clogged with something.)
Skipper: Oh no! dead bodies? Is this what it has come to? Burying the mauled bodies in toilet water in the mens' room? The irony!
Rico: Buttons!
Skipper: Rico, is that you? Are আপনি here to how me the light?
Private: Skipper, আপনি are alive! Kowalski ব্যক্ত আপনি were a sure-fire goner.
Skipper: I ain't no goner. আপনি mean Kowalski is here too? I thought আপনি all got eaten.
Rico: Nuh uh.
Private: That wasn't me. That was cousin Nigel.
Kowalski: I started talking and the টাকো quickly put me down and I ran here.
Skipper: That's it, men! I know how we are going to take down this grusome gringo! We are going to use the scientific method.
Private: But how-
Skipper: Bottom line. Knowledge is the taco's weakness! Meaning, if we bore it out with Kowalski's endless math fact crap then we can defeat it! Kowalski, আপনি are going to teach that টাকো how to be a nerd!
Kowalski: I am not a nerd. I'm cool! Um...yo, dude. As in yo I am down with that.
Private: Yeah আপনি kind of are.
Skipper: Focus. Skipper's blog: We are sitting in a toilet, there is a mutant টাকো trying to do away with us, and this bathroom is still out of air freshener and we are abotu to do অথবা die. It is up to Kowalski's nerdiness to save us now.
Kowalski: Gnarley. (starts rapping) mx+b and a pythagoreon theorum and-
Skipper: Let's move!
The penguins abandon the toilet base and tobaggin into hiding while they leave Kowalski out there alone. The টাকো sees a tasty পেংগুইন and picks up Kowalski.
Private: Do what আপনি were born to do, Kowalski!
Kowalski: Now when আপনি take the square root of a dividend on both sides of an algebraic equation, আপনি will get two common factors in which আপনি replace the উত্তর with the variable sin the প্রদত্ত equation...
(30 সেকেন্ড later)
Kowalski: And finally, আপনি can use the greatest common factor to simplify the common terms in the equation...
It worked! The টাকো shrinks with every boring word and soon shrinks down to the size of a grape.
Skipper: God job! Mission accomplished!
Kowalski: The টাকো has decreased in size. I mean, it is tiny, yo. Um...keep it tight, right?
Rico(annoyed): Ugh...
Skipper: Just keep tucking your calculator to বিছানা at night, Kowalski.
Private: So, what's for lunch?
The newly created পেংগুইন stared blankly at his fish. Having tears forming at his eyes, soaking his feathers on contact with the salty liquid. He couldn't stop thinking about his past life as a human. He missed his family, his friends. Everything is going to hell. And no matter how much he wished, he was stuck like like this, a flightless bird.

The short পেংগুইন in fount of him had a concerned expression stuck on his face. He felt like he needed to say something, something to comfort him.

"A-are আপনি alright?" He ব্যক্ত in a British voice.

He didn't respond. Before the British bird could speak up,...
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Private: I must become small! is this the bottle? no, it's the table, wait... The bottle is on top!

*pours bottle, but it was আরো like a drop for the size Private has became.* Yes it's working *shrinks* oh noo i should have though this out first! *falls into bottle that is now floating in the tears* oh no! the key! goo dthing i can swim, *jumps in water and sits on the key* now, all i have to do is steer it inside the key WHOA!

*before he knew it he fell off the key! and now there was a whirlpool! Private swam to the key hole, and outside the hole was, wonderland*

Private: Amazing! This can't...
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posted by ggreen7295
ggreen7295 here! So I had this crazyish idea. To celebrate the authors, stories, OCs, and other PoM things created on FF, I wanted to have a "Academy Awardish thing" for আপনি guys. Like, there would be categories such as

Best Author

Best Fanfic

Best T rated Fanfic

Best M rated Fanfic

Best Romance

Best Horror

Most Depressing fanfic

Best Humanized fanfic

Best One shot

Yeah those are just the one's off the শীর্ষ of my head. Of course I can't do this দ্বারা myself. I need no co workers some other people to help my make decisions. Like first of all... What should we call this? Write a review explaining why আপনি should help me do this. Well that's all...Hmm I should write my story... Hey, Xbox! :/ (Must play Borderlands)
Blowhole was now undergoing great humiliation. He was currently being transported in a self-steering pick-up truck. Holograms of humans, surprisingly realistic animations of his own making, were seating at the driver’s আসন and in the বিছানা of the truck with him. Although it was quite humiliating, to appear so helpless and being assisted দ্বারা humans…but it was the only way he could be transported to the drop-off point without igniting suspicion.

A towel was draped over Blowhole’s tail; to any humans that happened to see, it would appear like a makeshift device to keep his body temperature...
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(For thoughs who have not read the secont one, Kowalski and Rico have just gotten in troble with abounch of mercats and there leader, but just interupted দ্বারা an unknown voice......)
The পেংগুইন West দ্বারা পেংগুইন Girl
"Yor town?" He then walks up to the stranger and says "I recken you'ed better eat thoughs there words because I run this here town you've got it? An't nobody goin to come in here and tell me other whys!" Then suddenly taking a step back when he saw the unknown stranger get up.
"Ow, realy?" He says in a misteras voice walking up to the mercat leader like he did not even notist that he...
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(for all thoughs who didn't read the first one kowalski's invention pulled every body into Skippers dream will they were all sleeping and made it become real right now they woke up in what apeard to be a desert......)
The পেংগুইন West দ্বারা পেংগুইন Girl
"what in the প্রণয় of science?" Kowalski says confused as he looked around.
"Um...Kowalski I don't suppose আপনি know were we are do you?" Privat says looking at kowalski.
"Nagatory." ব্যক্ত Kowalski in return.
"Hay!, look over there!" Privat yelld to the reast of them will pointing at a small town off in the distance. When they got to the small town it...
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I just learned about the Great Migration in history class today. I knew it sounded familiar! :P Anyway, no relation between this and the history one.
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"So, who likes surprises?"

"Private," Skipper sipped his মাছ coffee, "I'm having an odd case of déjà vu." He banged his mug down on the table. "And I'm not liking it!"

Kowalski sat down beside his leader. "You're not the only one, sir."

Private glanced between them nervously. "I know you're both thinking about the Antarctic incident, but this is different! Besides, we did learn that penguins and leopard seals can live together...
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The sun had set, and it was time for action. "Everybody set?" Skipper asked.

We all checked our equipment for the umpteenth time. "Yup!"

"We shake on my count….NOW!"

We all started to shake the soda bottles strapped onto our backs. The স্মারক exploded, and we rocketed into the air. "Yahoo!" I yelled. "This feels great!"

Skipper smirked at me. "This is what flying feels like."

I grinned back at him. Our relationship had gotten better and better, much to the relief of the other penguins. "We were made for this!" I said.

I rolled over in the air. "Why didn't we do this before?" I was slightly hurt that...
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posted by Aquade
“Ah, long time to see, eh?” ব্যক্ত the badger, whirling the blade between his hands. “You know, আপনি left before we could give আপনি a proper farewell.”

Private found his voice. “You lied to me. There are no such things as butterscotch lolly trees.”

“That was merely a joke.”

“You’re sick. You’ve played the trick on many poor souls before.”

“Another side of you, I see.”

“It’s not one that I like to show.”

“Yes, it doesn’t fit you. The others were…..unfortunate.”

“I know the truth.”

“Yes, আপনি do, don’t you? Which is why, I can’t let আপনি live. See,...
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~ Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski were wiggling through the vents. They stopped above the room where Cowtails was.

"well then...I guess uh..." Cowtails said, getting out of the bed.

~ "YES YES!" Sweet Pripper squealed. Then she paused, "Did i just girly squeal? Who cares!" "PRIVATE ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND! YAY!" She screamed. SP got up to dance but fell down, "DARN IT! My leg ruined my dancing!"

Private giggled, "well what do we do now?"

~ "Is someone in the air-vent? অথবা is that just me?" Blowhole asked.

~ "I guess stay here." SP ব্যক্ত with a sigh.

~ "so much for a romantic moment..." Cowtails...
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