দ্যা পেঙ্গুইন অব মাদাগাস্কার Article: Classic Songs Converted into POM

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posted by SuperRico

Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if আপনি like it!

লন্ডন Bridge

পেংগুইন bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
পেংগুইন bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!

Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and a KABOOM there!
Here a mission, there a bomb, everywhere is cra-zy!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And on that farm there were some lemurs!
EIEIO!
With a click-click here, and a whine-whine there!
Here a smoothie, there a fuss, everyone is boo-ing!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there were two chimps!
EIEIO!
With a trash-trash here, and some cleaning there!
Here a mess, there a scrub, everything is dirty!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there was an otter!
EIEIO!
With an oyster here, and a swim-swim there!
Here an eat, there a splash, everything is luxury!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
BOOM!

Jingle Bells

Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a dynamited sleigh!
Hey!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun- it is to ride- in a dy-na-myted sleigh!
BOOM!

27Kowalski, egel_0507 and 3 others like this

queenpalm Oh my goodness! So funny! My favorite would have to be Jingle Bomb! 8-)

pomfan2 So clever and hilarious !!! Love it :D

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Marlene Sexy as Ever Pic With me as A পেংগুইন

added by Jhoman12

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Lt. Lemmy saluting.

added by LifelessPenguin

Source: Alienated

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Look at Kowalski's Eyes..... XD

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Kanga Management Clip

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Score a পেংগুইন pokemon card

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Maw

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Marlene&Penguins

added by Jhoman12

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another KowalVate moment

added by Blue_Vanilla

Source: me (the screenshot actually ^^;)

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nori + blowhole wedding

added by fun123fun

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the শিরোনাম says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if আপনি wish to read them. Any শিরোনাম with a Roman numeral পরবর্তি to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope আপনি enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making আপনি laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

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পেংগুইন Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding মহাকাশ is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told আপনি before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are আপনি doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't আপনি be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do আপনি know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little টাট্টু and Lunicorns Are Made দ্বারা Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made দ্বারা Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! অথবা Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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পেংগুইন Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do আপনি see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And আপনি can be my friend! Oh! And আপনি can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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পেংগুইন Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to লেমুর habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes আপনি look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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পেংগুইন Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers আপনি can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But দ্বারা golly আপনি are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins স্নেহ চুম্বন Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have আপনি been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers আপনি can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But দ্বারা golly আপনি are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your পেংগুইন Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm লেখা this so আপনি can find out wich পেংগুইন আপনি are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your পছন্দ way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes আপনি sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your পছন্দ subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a চিনাবাদাম মাখন winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a কাক showted, as manny badgers and জন্তু জানোয়ার ran against Mr. Linert and his দীর্ঘচঞ্চু সামুদ্রিক পক্ষিবিশেষ friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried নেকড়ে Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do আপনি think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell আপনি that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if আপনি go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If আপনি don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, অথবা something like that, but I've changed it's শিরোনাম becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone দ্বারা sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would খুঁজুন for clues the পরবর্তি morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The ভোঁদড় (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The ভোঁদড় (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One দিন in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a পেংগুইন documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." ব্যক্ত a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do আপনি need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't আপনি remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......