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Leonard remained speechless. He knew that if he took up a conversation with someone he'd end up spilling it. He turned around and leaned against his tree, clenching to the bark. Suddenly, the night air seemed to thicken and ভালুক down on him. Private waddled up a few steps until he was standing just behind Leonard.

"Leonard...if আপনি don't tell us what happened, there's nothing we can do to help. We can protect you, Leonard. Help us to help you." Private pleaded.

Leonard closed his eyes. "You don't understand what's at stake."

"But Leonard, if আপনি don't tell us, the other zoo জন্তু জানোয়ার may be put at risk. আপনি wouldn't want that, would you?" Private reasoned.

Leonard opened his eyes slightly and looked down. "No..." He muttered. He tried to talk himself out of it. No...telling them will only make that dog come after everyone...then again, the dog already killed Marlene...and the penguins MAY just be crazy enough to be able to stop him...

"Leonard?" Private gently grabbed his shoulder.

Leonard looked at it out of the corner of his eye and a moment later he sighed. "It's just...last night...I saw..."

"It's okay, Leonard, আপনি can tell us." Private urged.

Leonard hesitated. He wasn't exactly sure of how to tell them, and he knew he had to tell them something. They certainly weren't going to leave him alone now that they knew he knew something about who killed Marlene, and that he'd witnessed another death that they didn't know about. He turned back around, finally admitting to himself that he had no choice. He looked around to make sure they were alone, then took a deep breath in and exhaled slowly. He spoke as quiet as he could dare. "Look...last night in the junkyard...I heard something. In hopes that it was you, অথবা someone that could help me get out of there, I followed the sound. But instead of help...I saw..." He paused for a moment, gathering his thoughts, unsure of how to explain it. "I saw a dog. Pit ষাঁড় to be exact." A mournful look crossed over his face, and his eyes were deep with seriousness. He ব্যক্ত the rest of his confession slower, hurting inside with every word. "He mauled an innocent pup. Teared him to shreds and used him as a main course, without hesitation, and without remorse."

The penguins' faces fell in shock; Private covered his beak with his flippers.

"After I got over the shock, I tried to run away, but he caught up with me just before I was able to escape. That's when আপনি came in and he retreated. Then I made the stupid mistake of telling আপনি four that I wanted to 'get back to the zoo'. Now he knows where I am, and he's attacking my বন্ধু while he's at it. And now because of me, Marlene is dead." He ব্যক্ত looking down and cringing inside.

Skipper was about to ask a প্রশ্ন when what Leonard ব্যক্ত sunk in. "Wait...what do আপনি mean, 'Marlene is dead'? She was fine when we left her."

"But...I saw Kowalski pulling her...you know...out of her pond, and আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি wanted her to 'rest in peace'." Leonard explained.

"Yeah, but it wasn't hers. And I only meant that I wanted her to rest without worrying about anything." Skipper explained. "When did আপনি hear that anyway?"

"Oh, Private told me that something happened at Marlene's. I wanted to be sure she was okay. I'm glad I was mistaken. But I know that it was that pit bull. I don't know why he just doesn't come after me. It is me he wants." Leonard ব্যক্ত with a shrug.

"Well, we're gonna be sure he doesn't hurt আপনি অথবা anyone else. Until he's caught, this whole zoo is gonna be under strong surveillance. Kowalski 'll have the cameras from around the zoo connected to our security feed and under our control. If he comes back, he's gonna be in for a surprise. আপনি let us know if আপনি see anything suspicious." Skipper ordered.

Leonard nodded. "Just...be careful. If he gets a hold of anyone...that's it. He's unlike any dog I've ever seen."

"Don't worry, Leonard, we'll be careful." Kowalski assured him, but Leonard wasn't convinced.

"It's gonna take আরো than being careful." Leonard insisted.

Skipper laughed, as if he had no fear. "Ha! And what exactly does the little canine look like?"

Leonard remained silent for a couple of seconds, then stepped অগ্রবর্তী until he and Skipper were face to face. "Picture আপনি times four, with snarling blood-stained teeth that still have কুকুরছানা flesh caught in between. With bulging leg muscles that seem to propel আপনি faster than আপনি can even imagine. And with blood-red eyes that burrow into your soul and seem to alone eat আপনি alive from the inside out."

Skipper looked into his deep, serious brown eyes and gulped slightly. After a short moment, he looked toward his men, whose eyes were wide with fear, especially the young Private, who whimpered slightly. He snapped out of it and said, "Alright, boys. We have work to do. Roll out." Leonard watched Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico jump down to the ground with a flip, and Private, who looked back at him silently for a moment before he followed behind. A few moments after they left, Leonard heard something from behind in his tree. He looked up, scanning the branches.

"Hello? Anyone there?" He called. But he saw no one. He heard another small rustle from below and looked down. Once again, he saw no one. He slowly climbed down and cautiously looked around. Paying close attention to the bushes scattered about his habitat. But he still did not see anyone. Was someone spying on him? He decided to shake the thought away and assume it was only the wind. How could anyone spy on him without being seen? There was just one thing that bothered him about accepting that theory.

There was no wind, not so much as a breeze.

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On the way back to their habitat, Skipper stopped দ্বারা Marlene's. "Hey, আপনি three go on ahead to HQ. I'm gonna check on Marlene for a minute. I'll catch up." His team nodded and pressed on. Skipper leapt into Marlene's habitat and entered her room. She was still sleeping soundly, though her blanket was on the floor. He assumed that she'd kicked it off. He picked it up and fixed it back over her. Suddenly, he heard something at the entrance to Marlene's. He turned on his heel on instinct, automatically fixing himself in a fighting position. When he saw nothing অথবা no one, he looked back at Marlene to be sure he didn't wake her. She merely just turned over in her sleep. Skipper walked out of her room and stopped outside in front of her pond. He heard a rustle in a nearby bush.

He once again turned on instinct, flipping over on his flippers and landing combatively in front of the bush, then karate-chopped a chunk of leaves out of the way. Once again he saw nothing but shrub. He relaxed slightly, looking around the habitat. He searched around for a few minutes, and when he didn't discover anything suspicious, he hopped up on the দেওয়াল of the habitat and looked back one আরো time, still not seeing anything অথবা anyone. Though he was still suspicious, he continued to HQ.

When he got there, Kowalski had already gained control of the zoo's security feed and was scanning the cameras. He went up to his lieutenant. "Hey, Kowalski. আপনি go on to বিছানা with Rico and Private. I'll take the first watch." Skipper ordered. Kowalski nodded and went to his bunk with a yawn. For some reason, Skipper kept thinking about the blanket that he'd picked up off of Marlene's floor. There was something about it that bothered him, but he couldn't place what it was. Then it hit him. It was fairly warm in Marlene's habitat when he put her to bed. He didn't cover her up. If he didn't cover her up, she couldn't of kicked the covers to the floor. Then again, she may have woken up and covered herself...but Skipper's gut told him otherwise. There was someone in Marlene's habitat earlier. That's when his suspicions were confirmed. Skipper looked at the security feed and something caught his eye. He enlarged one of the windows and zoomed in slightly.

Someone had just left the zoo.

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The পরবর্তি morning, Kowalski went into his lab to examine the only evidence they had from Marlene's, the female dogs' skull. Rico decided to take the পরবর্তি shift on watching the security feed. Skipper went to বিছানা to catch a few hours of sleep. And Private went to go check on Marlene again.

Once he reached her habitat, she wasn't outside পরবর্তি to her pool like she usually was. Understandable, considering what happened yesterday. He entered her habitat and saw her lying awake in her bed, staring at the ceiling, completely silent. "Marlene?" She jumped at the sound of his voice.

"Oh...it's just you. Hey, Private." She ব্যক্ত softly, turning her head back to the ceiling.

"I was just wondering if আপনি were okay."

"I'm fine, Private. Just a little shaken up. So আপনি never found any clues?"

"No, I'm afraid not. But we're still looking. Kowalski's got control over the zoo's security feed. Oh, and Skipper wanted me to ask you; did আপনি hear anything suspicious yesterday while আপনি were sleeping?"

Marlene glanced over at him. "Well...no...at least I don't think so."

"What do আপনি mean?"

"Well...I did have this weird dream. At least I thought it was a dream. There was someone in my habitat. But all I remember is that whoever it was had gray fur." Marlene explained.

Private thought for a moment. "Uh...I think আপনি may have just help us greatly, Marlene."

"But...it could've really just have been a dream."

"True, but it's still something we can work with." Private replied. He turned and started for the exit. "Call us if আপনি need anything."

"Okay." Marlene replied back, then continued staring at her ceiling in silence.

Back at HQ, Private reported to the others what Marlene told him.

"Gray fur? That's all she remembered?" Kowalski asked.

"Yes, but it was only a vague memory." Private pointed out. Skipper thought about the intruder he'd seen last night leaving the zoo. He could swear that whoever it was had gray fur.

"Well, there's also something I need to report. That skull I've been examining, it was definitely from a small female dog, no younger than three, but no older than five. And from what Leonard told us last night, it's very possible that this is the same pup he witnessed mauled দ্বারা the pit bull." Kowalski explained.

"Did আপনি find anything else?" Skipper asked.

Kowalski hesitated, then looked at Private. "Uh, no. But...I do need your help with something." He told his leader.

"Uh...okay." Skipper replied, unsure of what was going on. He followed Kowalski into his lab and shut the door behind them.

Kowalski lowered his voice. "I...discovered something...it's about the pups' DNA."

"Well, what is it?"

Kowalski took a deep breath and picked up a clipboard, handing it to Skipper he said, "I found a whole lot আরো than just the pups' DNA."

Skipper looked over the paper attached to the clipboard, eyes wide in shock. That was a long list. "How many other victims?" He asked handing it back.

Kowalski's eyes went deep. "Fourteen other DNA results were found so far. And I'm only halfway through my analysis." He reported slowly and mournfully.

Skipper turned around, unable to look Kowalski in the eye. "Keep going. প্রতিবেদন to me if আপনি find anything else." Skipper ordered.

"Aye, sir." Kowalski replied, then turned and went back to his research. Skipper left his lab.

"What was all that about, then?" Private asked upon Skipper's return.

"Nothing, Private. Just keep an eye on those scans." Skipper ordered, then went back to his bunk to get some আরো sleep. Though with fourteen innocent souls whose blood was spilled in one of the most inhumane fashions possible, it's not really that easy to.

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Later on, while Kowalski was taking his shift on the cameras, Rico and Skipper were out guarding the zoo and Private was taking his turn sleeping. It was a warm night, the clouds hung low in the sky, shielding the moon from wandering eyes. Skipper and Rico had decided to stay within seeing range of each other, so if anything happened, the other wouldn't be alone. Suddenly, something caught their eye. Skipper signaled for Rico to come to him and Rico obeyed.

Meanwhile, back in HQ, Private woke up, unable to sleep any longer. "Kowalski?"

"Yeah, Private?"

Private waddled up to his side. "Do আপনি think we'll find who did this?"

"I don't know, Private. I hope so. I just don't see much chance without any clues." Kowalski ব্যক্ত adjusting the angles of the cameras.

"I just don't understand how he could've gotten in and out of Marlene's habitat so quickly without leaving a shred of evidence...." Private pondered.

"I don't know either, Private. We just need to think outside the box." Kowalski suggested.

Private thought for a moment, then his eyes widened in realization. "That's it, Kowalski! You're a genius!"

"Well...I know that, but...what did I say?" Kowalski asked, confused.

"We swept Marlene's habitat four times and didn't find anything. But guess what place we didn't search!" Kowalski cocked his head in thought, then shrugged. "We didn't খুঁজুন any of the areas outlying her habitat! We didn't খুঁজুন the drain either! We were so caught up in the crime scene that we were looking in all of the wrong places!"

"Private, you're right! We were executing the wrong investigation! I'll keep an eye on the cameras, আপনি go tell the others."

Private waddled over to the walkie talkie and pressed the button on the side. "Skipper! Skipper, do আপনি copy?"

A moment later Skipper's voice came back through. "I copy, Private, but we're a little busy. Is it important?"

"You bet your fishsauce! We've been searching in all of the wrong places! When we swept Marlene's place, we didn't check the outlying areas অথবা in the sewage drain!"

"Fishsauce?!?" Rico's voice resounded through, পরবর্তি Skipper's came.

"Give me that, Rico! Good thinkin', Private! We'll head over there right now."

"Okay!" Private put down the talkie feeling very proud of himself. He may have just helped them get that much closer to solving the crime.

Rico and Skipper headed toward Marlene's, but their attention was diverted at the sound of someone else's scream.
"Mom!" Skipper shouted while sleep, the team got scared and woke up, they saw how Skipper moved and shoook like crazy, while he mumbled things, they were to low to hear, except for some shouts

"Dad!" Marlene, Arlene and Mandy woke up, they ran to Skipper's habitat, they also saw how Skipper shook like crazy.

"cousin!! miserable fools! nooo!" the shouts were harder and harder, they woke up the whole zoo, everyone reunited, even the lemurs, but thanks to Arlene, Julien didn't woke up the crazy sleeper.

"no, no, NO!! MUST... AVENGE!!!!" he shouted, then, for surprise of all, he woke up, he turned...
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Hope আপনি guys like this! its my first story. And i hope it does justice for Skilene!

Its a beautiful morning in Centeral Park zoo.All the জন্তু জানোয়ার are still asleep...Exept for Marlene who has woken up extra early to check her calender. "Yes! One আরো দিন until my birthday!" ,she thought, almost screeming out loud. "Hey i wonder if the guys are up ye-", but her thoughts were interrupted দ্বারা the sound of an army trumpet going off. "Yup, their up" she said. WJumping over he habitats wall.

"Up and adam BOYS!!!", yelled Skipper, putting down the trumpet. "Ay Skipper", moaned Kowalski. "Yes sir!",...
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Skipper: Wake up!
Kowalski: Huh??
Marlene: Skipper, it's like 3 in the morning!
Skipper: Exactly! That way we can beat the other teams before they can even wake up!
Private: Aww.... I couldn't get any sleep last night..... Rico was Sleep-regergitating again....
*Flashback*
Rico: BWEGH! BLEGH! BLAGH!
*Rico barfs out weapons and what-not*
Rico: BWAGH!
*Rico spits out a radio and a heavy metal song comes on*
Private: Oh come on!
*flashback ends*
The penguins, Marlene and Julien are seen at the শীর্ষ of the mountain.
Rico: Look!
Private: It's the কলা tree! But... who's that?
Skipper: Po?? What are আপনি doing...
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posted by thecrazygeinus
Skipper, E, and Rico headed back to the HQ.

“Where is Kowalski and the other guy?” E asked. She regretted not getting a formal introduction in.

“Kowalski wanted to stare at the stars and watch some ‘meteor shower’ and Private is on recon duty.”

“I forgot that ঝরনা was tonight. I it his first recon shift?” E inquired.

“Second. The first time around he had filled up on Winkies.” Skipper answered. E laughed.

“Poor fool” Her stomach grumbled. She opened watch’s storage compartment. E had shrunk down a hot চকোলেট packet and placed it within the watch to be enlarged and...
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Julien: *bursts into পেংগুইন HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand আপনি to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...
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Funeral and Stories

In the afternoon, Mason and Phil came back. They had gone to the edge of the forest where Marlene had found Private and now, they carried a bunch of white linen with them.

°.

They buried Kowalski in the light of sundown. They had dug a grave not far away from the oak; underneath some young birches, lowering their thin greened branches sadly over the dark stone, which Burt had dragged here as a grave stone. It was unshaved but deep grey and it did its sad effect…

The group of জন্তু জানোয়ার stood around the hole and looked down. The chimpanzees, Marlene and Maurice had wrapped Kowalski's...
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Author's Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. School and family issues are holding me back from লেখা this story. But I at lease I'm working on this when I can! Sorry everyone. Thos story will go on.

Chapter 6: The Date

Later that night Blowhole was almost ready for his তারিখ with Nori. Both Brandon and Marlene was helping him getting ready.

"So am I finally ready for me date?" asked Blowhole.

"Almost," ব্যক্ত Marlene, "Just one আরো thing."

"And what might that be?"

"A black rose for Nori." ব্যক্ত Brandon.

"What happen to the red rose?"

"Red ফুলেরসাজি are so overrated, Marlene, its all about black!"

"Fine,...
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Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap আপনি with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are আপনি looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are আপনি looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap আপনি with this মাছ if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. নমস্কার Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to যোগদান me in my...
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Chapter 4 - Again

The same day, later.

All members were packing.
Their luggage contained enough for a few days. All bags had survival kit. But nothing was enough for survive in an island.
"Are আপনি all ready?", Skipper asked cheerfully.
"YEAH!!", all people said.
"NO!!", Kowalski shouted.
"Why, soldier?", Skipper asked.
"I have a device that communicates and connects us to each other. It will help us."
"A Walkie-Talkie?", Private suggested.
"Yes", Kowalski sighed as he handed the walkie-talkies to everyone. "A Walkie-Talkie".
"Okay, are আপনি ready now?", Skipper asked again.
"YEEEAH!!", all said.
"So here...
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"Okay Pennywise!! প্রদর্শনী yourself now!!" yelled Maurice. A cough emerged and a fog with the image of Pennywise appeared there. "Hey there Skipper, can't find your best friend?" asked Pennywise. "Marlene? Of course আপনি dumbass!! We হারিয়ে গেছে her to you!!" yelled Skipper. "Oh that's sad, very sad indeed, but you're in luck, cause I happen to know, where Marlene is," ব্যক্ত Pennywise with a grin on his face. "Then where is she?! I think you're lying!!" yelled Kowalski. "Let's see if Marlene here thinks I'm lying, Marlene, am I lying?" ব্যক্ত Pennywise, holding Marlene, who was limp and non-responsive. He...
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The four entered with The Comander to an arena that was very large, it was al gray, the floor was divided in squares, just then the Comander stopped and turned around there he pulled out a gray cilinder with some black dots on it, he then pressed a button, and two large concrete blocks appeared, he then spoke

"I'll teach আপনি how to use the plasma saber's power so well, that আপনি will do this, blindfolded!" the Comander said, he then put a vend infront of his yes, and jumped and broke with one slice the two concrete blocks

"wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" they all said

"her have yours!" the Comander...
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Skipper and he's team were preparing for a big race, they just found a new, manlier car, this was a race between Skipper and Private, if Private won, he would be accended to a higher rank, if skipper won, he would make Private a Private again, they were in the line to begin, while in the sits where the জন্তু জানোয়ার espectated Mandy and Marlene had a discussion

"I bet 10 fishes that my lovely Private wil win!" Mandy told to Marlene

"I bet 10 fishes that skippy wins!" Marlene continued with the bet

"deal!" the both shouted

While in the road...

"ready gentlepengs!" kowalski shouted

"in your marks..."

"get...
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::skipper view::

I was mad at what Private did, but not as much to do whatI did, I went out to apologize to him, but I didn't found him, instead I heard his voice

"HEEEEELP, ANYONE, HEEEELP!!!!" I heard

"Fast team, go, go,go, go, go!" I shouted to my team

WE passed running, but I forgot an important thing: Alice, she had heard the terrible squeak and was running to see what happened

"Rico!" I shouted to him, he knew what to do, he regurgitated a small gun, it had a special powder that made people go uncouncious, but then I realised something, she wasn't going for private, she was rushing... to the...
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After another somber দিন at Central Park they had finally saw all the guests leave the zoo as usual. Skipper and his team haven't seen any sign of Pennywise all day, so they assumed the coast was clear. So they decided to go to Marlene's place to eat Chinese food. When the Penguins dialed the restaurant for an order, they got into their disguise and took their meal from the delivery man, and paid him as usual. As soon as the delivery man left, Skipper and his team got out the costume and headed to the zoo. "Alright now, we have to find a way to prove if Pennywise is responsible for the bloody...
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posted by Metallica1147
Chapter 4

Private and Marlene paused and looked at Skipper. He saw the whole thing, he now knew about their secret love.

"Private. Explain, NOW!" Skipper barked.

"Skippa! It's hard to say this…but…" Private was too nervous to say anything.

"But what?" Skipper asked with his flippers folded.

"It's just that…" Private stopped mid-sentence.

"Me and Private প্রণয় each other." Marlene ব্যক্ত bluntly.

Skipper couldn't believe his eyes. Private was too young. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"Private…you can't প্রণয় Marlene. She's too older than you." Skipper said.

"Excuse me?" Marlene said.

"Skippa! I'm not...
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"Skippy, I'm sorry when I have to do this, আপনি won't প্রণয় me any less if I reveal what's behind this ribbon for me to escape, right?" asked Lilly. "Not a bit love, do what আপনি need to do to help others," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "Are আপনি so sure? What if আপনি hate me?" asked Lilly. " I won't, I promise Lilly," ব্যক্ত Skipper reassuringly. Lilly then quickly kissed Skipper and began to tug at the knot. She started undoing the first knot and she tried to hold back tears of shame at herself for প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Skipper her secret. She had succesfully undid the first knot on her নেকলেস and felt ashamed further still....
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"What do আপনি suppose 'go through the zombie's eye' mean Skippah?" asked Private. "I think it's some actual formation that just LOOKS like a zombie's eye I guess," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "Well all we know it's southwest and we must find it in order to get to Lord Murdoch's castle," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "Lets keep going, it might be bound to be there.....somewhere..." ব্যক্ত Marlene. Rico then put his flipper in his beak and looked around with his flipper pointed out, sniffing the air, then pointed to a large, drawn-out, বৃত্ত that looked like an eye on the dirt ground. "I think that's it!! It must be the zombie's...
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posted by skipperfan5431
It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo, and Skipper and the guys are patroling the perimiter of the zoo. "Skipper...can we PLEASE go to bed. Everyone's asleep and nothing is going on!" Lilly asked, her eyes nearly shut. Kowalski and Rico were leaned up against the side of the Rhino habitat, falling asleep. "WAKE UP আপনি TWO!" Skipper yelled, causing the two penguins to fall over. Lilly, Skipper and Private began to laugh, when suddenly they heard a loud CRASH!!! "Come on!" Skipper ordered, then he slid twoards the স্কুলের at the back of the zoo.
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 broken Plastic ছুরি
broken Plastic Knife
Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when আপনি where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So আপনি will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
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Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure আপনি can still...
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It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do আপনি have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn আপনি twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...
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