(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot অথবা not)
"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."
At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"
"It's a দিন about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a তারিখ Skippa'!"
"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to তারিখ again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure প্রণয় exist anymore."
"Skipper, প্রণয় does exist," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."
"You too Kowalski?" ব্যক্ত Skipper, "I thought a guy like আপনি doesn't believe in this stuff."
"I DO Skipper!" he said, "It is a fact that প্রণয় IS here. All scientist know there is love. We just don't have a clear explanation for it. We don't even have a clue on how it comes to us. I think it's related to mind control...but it's just a theory. Everyone is bound to experience it someday. আপনি already did."
"I didn't experience anything!" he yelled.
"I know আপনি had your difficulties over the past...decade," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "But I am now going to make Valentine's দিন the best দিন for all the loveless losers like you!"
Skipper stared angrily at Kowalski. "Uhh, I mean for people who can't find true love..."
"Well, what are gonna do?" asked Skipper, "Make a প্রণয় potion, use the Love-U-lator again, অথবা do আপনি want to spy on someone and take notes.
"All the above!" Kowalski ব্যক্ত happily in his high voice. "And I better start now if I want to make it on time for tomorrow." Kowalski ran to his lab and locked the door behind him. "I'll be out দ্বারা dinner!" he ব্যক্ত through the steel door.
Private waddled over to his leader. "Hey Skippa', What are আপনি gonna do this Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Now, I know আপনি don't like this holiday, but-"
Skipper put his flipper over Private's beak. "Private, don't talk me into dating anyone," he ব্যক্ত and released his hold on Private's beak. "Now if আপনি need me, I'll be outside..."
Skipper walked over to the ladder and climbed out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Rico," he said, "Do আপনি believe in love?"
"Dunno," he replied, "Why?"
"Nothing really. Is just that, why does Skippa' think প্রণয় doesn't exist?" asked Private, "Love is everywhere! I thought he would've believed in it when he dated Kitka...then again, they did broke up."
"Skipper just needed another date," ব্যক্ত Kowalski when he burst through the door.
"K'walski, aren't আপনি working on a potion অথবা something?" asked Private.
"Uhh, not really," he replied. "I just wanted to wait until Skipper's gone."
"Why is that?" asked the young soldier.
"Nothing. He doesn't like talking about প্রণয় that much so I thought I should leave him out on this," he said, "Actually, I wanted to use Skipper in my tests." Kowalski grinned shyly.
"What? Skippa'?" ব্যক্ত Private, "Why him?"
"Well, if this succeds with him, then it will probably work on anybody," he said, "Skipper did have his হৃদয় broken a couple of times. This might get him his true love!...And hopefully, it's not another predator."
"But what if Skippa' didn't want to?" asked Private.
"I'll do what I did with Marlene," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "beg in a hush whisper until he does."
"Tha'll work!" ব্যক্ত Rico.
"Huddle up!" ব্যক্ত Kowalski. Everyone formed a small circle. "This is what we'll do."
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"Ok, I'm gonna need Rico to spy on Skipper," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "While Private and I work on a potion and ideas on how to make Skipper fall in প্রণয় with someone."
"Kay!" Rico climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Ok...what are we going to do?" Kowalski asked Private.
"Maybe we should find a way to match Skipper up with a female first," suggested Private. "Then we could get started with the ♥ potion. We're not gonna use it on him though. We'll use it some other time."
"Ok, I'll get my Love-U-Lator and fix it up!" ব্যক্ত Kowalski.
23 মিনিট later...
"Done! Now this Love-U-Lator will match Skipper up with someone in this zoo," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "Now we first have to put some of Skipper's traits and wait for the Love-U-Lator to work it's magic."
While waiting for the Love-U-Lator to do it's 'magic', Julien burst through the door. "Hello crazy birds! I would like to have your television," he said, "Now hand it over."
"Sorry Julien," ব্যক্ত Private, "But we're using it to fine Skipper a date."
"What? Who would want to তারিখ Skipper?" ব্যক্ত Julien, "He's too...boring."
Private looked at the screen. "Hey Kowalski. What does that mean?"
Kowalski looked up. "Argh! Skipper doesn't have a match!"
"Why are আপনি অভিনয় so suprised?" ব্যক্ত Julien.
"Well, when আপনি put in his traits, what did আপনি put?" asked Private.
"I put Male, a leader, and a penguin," replied Kowalski, "Why?"
"You gotta put আরো than that!" yelled Private, "What else is Skippa?"
Everyone in the room began to think. Then the started pacing. Then the all snaped...then they হারিয়ে গেছে it.
"Uhh, he's a good person?" ব্যক্ত Private.
"Eh, whatever. Type it in," ব্যক্ত Kowalski.
"He's also bossy," ব্যক্ত Julien and began to type it in.
"We're suppose to make Skippa' sound attractive!" shouted Private.
"Yes Private," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "but Skipper's not perfect! We need someone who can still accept Skipper."
"All right..."
They went back to their thinking. "How 'bout we just put whatever WE think about him?" ব্যক্ত Julien.
"...Let's try," ব্যক্ত Kowalski.
"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."
At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"
"It's a দিন about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a তারিখ Skippa'!"
"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to তারিখ again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure প্রণয় exist anymore."
"Skipper, প্রণয় does exist," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."
"You too Kowalski?" ব্যক্ত Skipper, "I thought a guy like আপনি doesn't believe in this stuff."
"I DO Skipper!" he said, "It is a fact that প্রণয় IS here. All scientist know there is love. We just don't have a clear explanation for it. We don't even have a clue on how it comes to us. I think it's related to mind control...but it's just a theory. Everyone is bound to experience it someday. আপনি already did."
"I didn't experience anything!" he yelled.
"I know আপনি had your difficulties over the past...decade," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "But I am now going to make Valentine's দিন the best দিন for all the loveless losers like you!"
Skipper stared angrily at Kowalski. "Uhh, I mean for people who can't find true love..."
"Well, what are gonna do?" asked Skipper, "Make a প্রণয় potion, use the Love-U-lator again, অথবা do আপনি want to spy on someone and take notes.
"All the above!" Kowalski ব্যক্ত happily in his high voice. "And I better start now if I want to make it on time for tomorrow." Kowalski ran to his lab and locked the door behind him. "I'll be out দ্বারা dinner!" he ব্যক্ত through the steel door.
Private waddled over to his leader. "Hey Skippa', What are আপনি gonna do this Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Now, I know আপনি don't like this holiday, but-"
Skipper put his flipper over Private's beak. "Private, don't talk me into dating anyone," he ব্যক্ত and released his hold on Private's beak. "Now if আপনি need me, I'll be outside..."
Skipper walked over to the ladder and climbed out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Rico," he said, "Do আপনি believe in love?"
"Dunno," he replied, "Why?"
"Nothing really. Is just that, why does Skippa' think প্রণয় doesn't exist?" asked Private, "Love is everywhere! I thought he would've believed in it when he dated Kitka...then again, they did broke up."
"Skipper just needed another date," ব্যক্ত Kowalski when he burst through the door.
"K'walski, aren't আপনি working on a potion অথবা something?" asked Private.
"Uhh, not really," he replied. "I just wanted to wait until Skipper's gone."
"Why is that?" asked the young soldier.
"Nothing. He doesn't like talking about প্রণয় that much so I thought I should leave him out on this," he said, "Actually, I wanted to use Skipper in my tests." Kowalski grinned shyly.
"What? Skippa'?" ব্যক্ত Private, "Why him?"
"Well, if this succeds with him, then it will probably work on anybody," he said, "Skipper did have his হৃদয় broken a couple of times. This might get him his true love!...And hopefully, it's not another predator."
"But what if Skippa' didn't want to?" asked Private.
"I'll do what I did with Marlene," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "beg in a hush whisper until he does."
"Tha'll work!" ব্যক্ত Rico.
"Huddle up!" ব্যক্ত Kowalski. Everyone formed a small circle. "This is what we'll do."
----
"Ok, I'm gonna need Rico to spy on Skipper," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "While Private and I work on a potion and ideas on how to make Skipper fall in প্রণয় with someone."
"Kay!" Rico climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Ok...what are we going to do?" Kowalski asked Private.
"Maybe we should find a way to match Skipper up with a female first," suggested Private. "Then we could get started with the ♥ potion. We're not gonna use it on him though. We'll use it some other time."
"Ok, I'll get my Love-U-Lator and fix it up!" ব্যক্ত Kowalski.
23 মিনিট later...
"Done! Now this Love-U-Lator will match Skipper up with someone in this zoo," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "Now we first have to put some of Skipper's traits and wait for the Love-U-Lator to work it's magic."
While waiting for the Love-U-Lator to do it's 'magic', Julien burst through the door. "Hello crazy birds! I would like to have your television," he said, "Now hand it over."
"Sorry Julien," ব্যক্ত Private, "But we're using it to fine Skipper a date."
"What? Who would want to তারিখ Skipper?" ব্যক্ত Julien, "He's too...boring."
Private looked at the screen. "Hey Kowalski. What does that mean?"
Kowalski looked up. "Argh! Skipper doesn't have a match!"
"Why are আপনি অভিনয় so suprised?" ব্যক্ত Julien.
"Well, when আপনি put in his traits, what did আপনি put?" asked Private.
"I put Male, a leader, and a penguin," replied Kowalski, "Why?"
"You gotta put আরো than that!" yelled Private, "What else is Skippa?"
Everyone in the room began to think. Then the started pacing. Then the all snaped...then they হারিয়ে গেছে it.
"Uhh, he's a good person?" ব্যক্ত Private.
"Eh, whatever. Type it in," ব্যক্ত Kowalski.
"He's also bossy," ব্যক্ত Julien and began to type it in.
"We're suppose to make Skippa' sound attractive!" shouted Private.
"Yes Private," ব্যক্ত Kowalski, "but Skipper's not perfect! We need someone who can still accept Skipper."
"All right..."
They went back to their thinking. "How 'bout we just put whatever WE think about him?" ব্যক্ত Julien.
"...Let's try," ব্যক্ত Kowalski.