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Ugh. This is me, Nori if আপনি dumbasses don't know who the hell is talking right now. Anyway, I thought to myself in the aqua-theatre. (because we were meant to put on a skill প্রদর্শনী at that time) that I shouldn't be in the fucking position I was then. I was bored to death, and Blowhole kept biting the trainers and sometimes the trainers thought that relations in the same tanks were a bad influence on each other. But I managed. Until 'That Day.' Oh, was it pity. Blowhole was jumping through the ring of আগুন for a retarded trick that the humans had suggested for him to do. As though I jumped through a ring of ice. আগুন vs Ice. Of course, it was so cold, that my flipper got caught onto it and froze. I was struggling as my ফ্রোজেন pain started spreading, freezing me as I was trying to get to the Ring Of আগুন to melt it, as the fucking humans kept moving the hoop so I wouldn't get 'Burnt.' I was so pissed off now that when the 'Ring Of Fire' incident happened it was only a matter of fucking fact that Blowhole pulled the
ring of আগুন into the water, putting out the fire. Of course, he had a bleeding eye but that was gross. Erm, yeah it looked so DAMN painful that I had forgotten about my motherfucking ফ্রোজেন flipper now spreaduing to my body. I could feel this cold chill start to take charge of me and I just laid there. Of course Blowhole had to be fucking OK not giving a crap about his ALMOST DEAD SISTER. This is why I carry a gun around whenever I'm near him. Anyway, the ice gradually began to melt, but they HAD to chill it THAT cold that it took like 3 hours to melt! Anyway I woke up and I was in a lair full of gadgetry and i was thinking 'WTF?' But Blowhole came to me riding on a Segway with a mechanical eye giving me a rather evil smirk. Only to find out that I was trapped. I got so fucking pissed off at him that he explained the whole damn thing. He trapped me because he was 'testing' out this new thing he built. Oh and also he got me a Segway - WITH NO WHEELS! But I was let free and got onto the wheel-less Segway, only to se that it was HOVERCRAFT! Blowhole got so JEALOUS, that I rubbed it in his face just out of boredom. :P Hope আপনি liked it! Though আপনি probably didn't. :L
posted by Whitesnowman
নমস্কার guys we need to talk and আপনি BETTER pay attention ! Ok? Ok! Well I'm leaving ফ্যানপপ and I want to apologize for all I've done ever since I made this STUPID account ! It was a very bad idea .Listen im truely sorry about all the mean stuff I ব্যক্ত to আপনি . Truly from the bottom of my soulless হৃদয় :( . I'm leaving so I won't Hurt your guys feelings anymore than I already have :( I'll leave in a few days to say goodbye . The only reason I ব্যক্ত all that stiff is because my parents are divorcing and I'm so mad I cant control it and took it out on আপনি guys .im so sorry . Well I'm closing this entry .Goodbye
"Alright men, maintenance time!! Soon after, we'll go up there and train our asses off until we are ready to kill Pennywise!! Kowalski!! Fix the car's motor, Rico will scrub the floors, Private, আপনি will scrub the w.c., and I'll wash off the মাছ guts from the শীর্ষ level," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "Whats a w.c.?" asked Private. "The toilet, now go!!" barked out Skipper. They soon all ran to their chores and Private got into the bathroom, he then went over to the bleach and picked up the scrubber, he then hummed a tune as he began to head for the toilet. Suddenly, all 4 faucets in the bathing area turned...
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They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "State the locations please," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, অথবা in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, অথবা blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...
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As soon as Dr. Murdoch disappeared, Kowalski felt as if they should hold appendages. "Guys, I think it's time for Future Kowalski to send us back home, so if আপনি want to ALL go home, we must hold appendages," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "Can we say goodbye to everyone here first though?" asked Lilly. "Of course, Herelde was nice, the Digger helped us find a way to the lair, and that one guy at the elevator kindly directed us there," ব্যক্ত Private. After a while, the group held arms, flippers, অথবা whatever they had together and waved goodbye to the বন্ধু they made on the way. "Goodbye Digger!! Goodbye Herelde!!...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's log.
1400 hrs.

Well. Back again! It turns out, word that Skipper was "Incapacitated" somehow got to penguinHQ. Someone who claims to be Skipper's leader অথবা something found his way here to check up on him. Kowalski looked extremely nervous despite the fact he was trying his very best to stay calm. Eh. 

I hope Mr...Tank won't mind that Rico tied Skipper up in duct tape! Heheh...

Waaaaait. Where'd he go?

<*> * <*> * <*>

"Escaping from a duct tape cocoon, Eh?" ব্যক্ত Tank as he held the remains in his flipper. "Impressive, but I've seen trainees do that..." He walked around...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
"Get me out of this duct tape!" yelled Skipper. "I can walk now. I'M HEALED! I can get back to work!" He struggled to get out of the cocoon of tape he was in.

Icicle held a book and was sitting beside his bunk on the cement brick. "Sorry sir, Kowalski's orders," Icicle told him. "Do not worry! Kowalski ব্যক্ত আপনি can start eating মাছ starting tomorrow! HUZZAH!" 

Skipper continued to struggle. "Great. I'm starting to forget what মাছ tasted like," he told her. "Can I get out now?"

"Nope!" Skipper continued to complain and Icicle continued to write in her book. 

Lilly and the crew came down from...
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posted by 67Dodge
My children, will আপনি be free? Will আপনি let the hated Sponge ruin our peaceful fansite? Are we organized অথবা broken up? Look my friends, all is not lost, we will still air, but maybe how long isn't certain, Spongebob has taken every hint of hope from us. Will আপনি all let him stomp out our hope?! অথবা let the club die?! For tonight, we will grieve, for tomorow, we will call out for our rights!!! Remember, don't laugh at this, my brother, is grieved because Spongebob won and his 'heroic penguins' didn't, it makes me feel guilty that I couldn't do anything about it. No more, No mas, Nicht mehr!!!...
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 যেভাবে খুশী Picture!!!! XD
Random Picture!!!! XD
Skipper is pacing around the room...
Skipper: Ok, we've been through all our trainings for today and আপনি all have recieved straight aces...
Kowalski/Private: *whispering* Please say snow cones, please say snow cones...
Skipper: So I have decided to test a little something on you.
Rico: Huh?
Skipper goes over to a metal নিরাপদ laying in the corner of the room. Kowalski, Private, and Rico have confused looks on their faces as Skipper gazes at them with a smirk. He unlocks the safe, and inside is a manila folder holding a couple papers.
Skipper: Whatever আপনি do... do NOT look in these files. I'll be...
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it was creistmas eve and the zoo resadents were at the zoovinere shop.skipper:well look like that time agin CREISTMAS TIME.everyone:whaho.meanwhile marlene was putting up the misletoe.skipper:everyones here expet marlene, rico go find marlene the reast of us will wite for আপনি and marlene.rico headed to marlene's home.marlene:oh rico there আপনি are.rico:baklajsbfhs(meaning:marlene we need to go.the others are witeing for us)marlene:*points up to the misletoe*rico we are under the misletoe আপনি know what that means.and rico saw the misletoe.rico:bdksxh(what what thase it mean).marlene:when a guy...
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NARRATOR: What happens when a revange goes wrong...

(Blowhole's new lair, in the lab-room)

BLOWHOLE: *Laughs as he gives Julien a shot, who is strapped down on a table*

JULIEN: *When the shot is given, he screams in agony*

RAIN(Blowhole's assistant): *Laughs along with Blowhole*

NARRATOR: And, insanity takes place...

(In an abandon ware-house)

JULIEN: *Takes out a a needle that possesses green liquid, he laughs with insanity*

RAIN: *Strapped to the ground, and widen her eyes a bit*

NARRATOR: It would only lead to one thing...

(Blowhole's lair)

*Everything starts to crumble down*

NARRATOR: Chaos.

(On the...
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 "Rock & Roll Boys!"
"Rock & Roll Boys!"
A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like কবিতা and আরো like responses, but what do আপনি expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side মতামত that will be provided দ্বারা The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the পেংগুইন Team...
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posted by Just61331
I can still remember the first time I saw her. The penguins had introduced us and I knew that when I layed my eyes on her that I loved her. We had been good বন্ধু for awhile, and she had even let me stay with her in her habitat so I wouldn't get caught দ্বারা Officer X. I loved her, and I decided to let her know it. Every weekend, us জন্তু জানোয়ার had fireworks to let go because the humans werent coming in. I had borrowed some 'special' ones from Rico and him and the other penguins were going to let it go last. "Hey Max! I প্রণয় Sundays, don't you?" Marlene asked me. "Yea, I প্রণয় all of the sparks."...
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Here comes the সেকেন্ড part, as promised:)


CHAPTER TWO: Just like the good old days

"Terry, dear would আপনি please.." started Auriga.
Skippa made an angry grimace, when one of Terry's piece grain shoot him right in the eye.
"Mind your manners, sister" he ব্যক্ত through gritted beak.
"You used to do exactly the same when আপনি were younger!" retorted Terry.
Private, Kowalski and Rico giggled in amusement. They would barely ever heard of Skipper’s amusing facts from childhood, and they truly hoped Terry would give them a chance.
"So, how is it, Skippy?" asked Terry, wolfing down her favourite স্যালমন মাছ salad....
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posted by SJ_waddles
It was a normal night at the HQ.
Private was watching TV.
Rico we huggling his doll.
And Kowalski was mixing liquids at the রান্নাঘর table.
Skipper, on the other flipper, was standing in front of the mirror adjusting a bow tie.
"Why so fancy Skippa?" Private look at his crooked bow and saw how nervous he was, he didn't look very fance actually.
Skipper cleared his throat. "I'm going..Out."
"Outside?"
"Yes."
"With who?"
"Thats classified PRIVATE"
Private fixed his tie. And sniffed.
Skipper felt guilty. Private looked at him. "I don't want আপনি to get hurt Skippa.."
Skipper huffed. "I'm old enough to take care...
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posted by krazy4kowalski
All right, who wants to hear the back-story for this one? So during my research of all things Manfredi and Johnson, I was compelled to watch Stalag 17, the story of a German POW (prisoner of war) camp. Then I thought of my last summer camp which I described as a real prison (that explains why I went to ইউরোপ this summer!). I added in my প্রণয় of POM and got this! Stars my OC Sapphire and this is humanized. I don’t own POM, Stalag 17, অথবা fancy French chocolates. Cause I ate them all. Enjoy the fanfic.


It is my 43rd দিন here. I know. I’ve been counting. The air is hot and dry- typical enough...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
"You won't get away with this, I won't let you!!!" "Ahhh, but I already have darling." ব্যক্ত a tall, skinny পেংগুইন with green eyes and straight black feathers for hair. Her name was Voliet. She was very pretty. That was how she almost always ended the world. "Don't call me that." "Darling, Darling, Darling." "Besides I have a nice, long ride all set up for you, Kaitlyn." She ব্যক্ত that with স্বতস্ফূর্ত in her voice. Kaitlyn was a পেংগুইন with curly white feathers for hair and shiney blue 'n purple eyes. "We'll meet again though, trust me." "The last thing I'd ever do is trust you!" Kaitlyn spat into...
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posted by Metallica1147
Author's note: নমস্কার this is my first অনুরাগী Fiction story that I made on FanFiction.net everyone over there seemed to like and I hope আপনি guys too. Also I use some মেটালিকা songs in my story (Yes I combine POM with Metallica.) Songs I used: The Memory Remains, King Nothing, Nothing Else Matters, and the Unforgiven Part 1.Also sorry for any spelling errors, and please no don't say anything bad it's my first story.

A Rocking roommate
Chapter 1: The News


    It’s a normal Sunday morning, and the penguins are outside doing their usual training routine.

“… And kick, punch,...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!


Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change


Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!



*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
I had SOO much fun লেখা this chapter! I hope আপনি have just as much fun পাঠ করা it! মতামত please!!!!

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"Ugh," Kowalski instictively stretched out, before realizing he was no longer in a crate. He lay on a cold powdery substance. Snow? Kowalski put some in his mouth, then spit it out. It was Fake.

Standing up, he brushed of the flakes and looked around.
There was fake ice and snow covering the landscape,
with stone slabs set out in an area of salt water. If the snow wasn't real then...was this a habitat? Kowalski searched the perimeter for his mate,...
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OPERATION: প্রথমপাতা SWEET HOME
CHAPTER FOUR
~ Whatever It Takes ~


The পরবর্তি morning, before the zoo opened for business, Skipper, the other penguins, and Marlene gathered at Alice’s office to look at the newest edition of The New York Times, which Alice always had a copy of on শীর্ষ of her desk. Since both the Central Park Zoo and the New York Times Building were located in Manhattan, Skipper figured that the envelope he and Kowalski had mailed out the morning before would have reached the newspaper that same day, thus in time for its contents to be published in that morning’s edition.

“Let’s...
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