Well, suuuuure, Private.

"And stop stealing my gum-balls, Rodney!"

Uh..... no.

Oh la dee da! I'm a penguin on a mission I'm better than you!!

Oh, it's rhymey!

Well suure Private.. then he'll fly away on his magic unicorn spreading rainbows and pixie dust where ever he goes.

Magic is real, case closed!

Really Kowalski?

"Safe... Hmm... Safe..."

And SOMEBODY just had to have SEATWARMERS!

Whaddya gonna do?

Darla: I'm gonna say this slow...because I can tell you guys have a bad case of the stupids...
KJ: Ah! Maurice! How did she see to our medical report?.....

^ (XD)

Magic!

Ah! Why do the bad guys always get the good stuff?!

He`s fine...

Maaaaauuurriiiiiiiiiiiiice *points at camera*

Why can`t you vomit up a plan!?

Skipper, don't we need......girls for that?

Sweet, little, naïve Private...

Tenderhearted tenderfoot. Kowalski...make a note to wring that tenderness right outta him!

YOU PENGUINS ARE PSYCHOTIC!!!

Affirmative.

(^XD)

It's true.

IT'S TRUE! I AM SECRETLY A POTATO! ....No..OK that last one was a lie. I just wanted to get the ropes off.

THAT is a wild accusation!

I don't think we put you in charge! ....Did we?

"You do it Rico! You destroy all my hopes, dreams, and everything I've ever lived for!" *cries*

By pure random chance, he was bound to have a good idea sooner, or later...

(^No way! I was thinking about that EXACT quote just before opening this page! You're a mind reader... O_o JK XD)

"Tell it to the swagger end, baby!"

The masked... BOOTY!! (XD)

HEY LOOK! I PHOTOCOPIED MY BUTT!!!! :D

Ringtail you lunatic!

Hello! You've run out of juice!

"BECAUSE OF YOU!"

(XD)

I'm going to have to say yes.

Eh....I think this is your butt....

It's a tiny hieney!

Eh this is definitely not my butt.

I got the footy, with your booty's name on it! (Mort: YAY! KING JULIAN IS GOING TO WRITE MY NAME ON HIS FOOT!)

(^XD)

OK Marlene, I suppose you'd be demanding some ransoms. Now I am worth very much so you must ask for top...Why are you eyeing my delicious flanks and my...robust rump? Wait! You are not going to ransom me! You are...going to eat me! Ah! Eat me if you must! But I will give you terrible indigestion! A gas! Unlike any! Ever! Eh...Marlene...That is not eating...Oh my! Please! You must stop! I am royal! It isn't right for a commoner...such as yourself to...oh, well maybe just a minute more...No! Marlene! How will I be explaining this to my mother! You're right! Her problem not ours...just maybe..not so...tight!

(O_O.... took me a while to realise who it was... XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD)

Kowalski: *covers Private's eyes* (From Tangled in the Web)

So... that happened...

HEY! I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT! IT IS MORT'S BUTT!

Oh! Good to know!

(^XD LOL to all the comments above! XD)

"AHH! Are you trying to freak me out? Well, good job, 'cause you did."

(^I know right? XD)

And here you are talking talking talking! And doing nothing nothing nothing!

(^XD)

"Oh, don't blame yourself, Private... Blame that guy!" *points at Kowalski*

The bunny said it.......

"Big blabbery baby! Wah wah Wahhh!"

(^XD *dies*)

A...Skorca?! That is what the cool people will call it now. Because we take two words, and we make them one! Which is so hip you know.