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OMIGOSH PRIVATE!!!!

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Source: প্রণয় Hurts

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Colonelpenguin OMG WTF private make a fool of your self

Bluepenguin @Lzk94pom: It was already posted, but here anyways XD: http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/penguins-218b-love-hurts-full-episode.html?xid=googlevideo-penguins-218b-love-hurts-full-episode It. Is. EPIC!!!!

chaos-ice Private you scared me

Lzk94pzpom lol thanks :D *hugs tightly*

Bluepenguin ^No problem! xD I love this ep, it's now one of my favorites! :D

Icicle1penguin Oh my golly, THAT IS NOT CUTE! But it looks funny! :D

Death-Hammer O_O...he stole Rico's personality.

iLikeKowalski Holy crud cakes!

SPKR689 OGABOGGABOOGA! :D

Penguinangel Good golly wolly! Private has da rabies!!! D:

GIVMEKINGJULIEN HE ARTICHOKED A UKUKLELE HAMPSTER!!!

KJBiggestFan O_O wow Private XD

DorisTheDolphin WTF Private! XD

eugb LOL!

MsKowalski99 @BluePenguin LOL! :) This is Really Funny!

Icicle1penguin OMG! THAT. IS. EPIC. LY. FUNNY!

Spi_Kat_Penguin O_O I thought he was the cute one!!! Not the rabied one!!

JediPenguin16 *dies laughing*

yokaisummoner ZOMBIE! rotf!

SandMCLASSIFIED hahahahahaaaaaa lol i lved this episode! i wish marlene wouldve been in more of it...but thres alweays mre new episodes right?

urumica LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! XD

Kowalski355 * looks at pic* WHAT THE!! omg.....

Private1sCut3 I can't stop laughing! xD HAHAHA! No wonder Nurse Shauna ran for her life. But your not fooling me, Private. I would still hug you! ^^ and you can try to make scary faces at me, but I'm staying. x3

TheRatKing1 does anyone see something wrong with this pic? LOL HiLAIROUS!!!!!

peacebaby7 AVIAN!!!! INSANITY!!!! XD

The Black Death Chapter 9: The Dawning of Depression

posted by legendary7

For the পরবর্তি nine days, Skipper wasn't himself. All day, every day, he mobed in the rocking chair. He would stare out the window. Sometimes he'd watch the sky. Others he would groggily daze out at the woods, অথবা fix his eyes on the tame flow of the lake.
The once great leader would find himself waking up those days after noon. Losing one of his men, was practically losing, not a battle, but a war. Very surge of confidence from his body had seemed to be demolished.
It had come to the point where Rico and Private went to do things without him.They begged Skipper to get and do something, but it...

Stupid Crazy Love: (2) Running Away

posted by peacebaby7

June 27, 2004
1352 Hours

Amanda was in her bathroom in her and her husband’s লন্ডন apartment. She was pacing back and forth. She was nervous, not knowing what to expect. She looked at her watch again. The 15 মিনিট were up. She picked it up and examined it. She beamed and began crying tears of joy. She couldn’t wait to tell Hans. He was stationed in Denmark at the moment but was scheduled to be back tomorrow afternoon.

1824 Hours

Amanda was in the living area of her 5th floor apartment reading. She heard the light pattering of rain outside,...

A POM Conversation

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope আপনি enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a ফলমূল মধুভাষী ব্যক্তি with mangoes, grapes, um... ডালিম and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well পরবর্তি time আপনি will be making yourself আরো clear! I was looking অগ্রবর্তী to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are আপনি a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: আপনি can.

Kowalski: Yay! I প্রণয় lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then আপনি can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 8

posted by peacebaby7

The পরবর্তি Day...

It was now time to get the plane down. Rico hacked up some knives & the penguins were carefully slicing the vines that were holding the plane in the tree. "OK! This bird's about to fall! Everyone stand back & prepare yourselves!" Skipper announced to the crowd of lemurs down below. Julien, on the ground, ব্যক্ত to Maurice, "What bird? I see no bird..." Suddenly, with a lurch, the plane fell.

It wasn't as bad as was predicted. Once it hit the platform, it bounced once, & landed with a thud. The lemurs then began cheering. The penguins leaped down from out of the trees...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 7

posted by peacebaby7

Note to reader: I decided to start doing my প্রবন্ধ in আরো of a story form instead of a script-like form...It's much easier to work in details. Those who have read my পূর্ববর্তি প্রবন্ধ know me to do my প্রবন্ধ that way. Anyway, please enjoy the পরবর্তি chapter of Madagascar Epilogue.

Madagascar

Three Months Into Construction...

The past 3 months of construction has been very progressing for the animals. The platform is now nearly completed, & the penguins were now getting ready to bring down the plane after careful analysis of the plane's engine state.

The four mischievous penguins were now...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 5

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Marty, Alex, & The Penguins...

Marty: "We're comin' Alex!"

Alex: "Great but, I can't see Melman from here...Oh no আপনি didn't get the pengu--"

Skipper: "Hold on Hippi! We're here to help!"

Alex: "Marty! Why did আপনি bring them!?"

Marty: "Melman was busy."

Skipper: "With that attitude maybe we'll just leave আপনি in that tree!"

Alex: "Good! I'd be safer!"

Skipper: "Fine! C'mon men!"

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh! আপনি four have to go help him!"

Skipper: "Look, Stripes! He obviously does not need অথবা want our help! He can just wait up there until later on. It'll probably be very late at night when Tall Guy...

Crossroads: Part 9

posted by Skiparah

I clenched my eyes shut as the sting nipped my back. I tried to stop a cry of pain from escaping my beak but it broke free, echoing in the large room. I heard the slicing whack again and the sensation of lightning shooting through me made me yowl in agony, sweat poured down my face. I looked over my shoulder at Blowhole, a pleading expression on my face, "Blowhole, this is unnecessary! If আপনি want revenge kill me!" Blowhole chuckled. The lashings stopped. The purr of his segway neared me, "Alexander, this IS revenge. What better way to enjoy it, than to watch আপনি suffer?" He lifted the whip...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien ব্যক্ত that আপনি can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do আপনি think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

Crossroads: Part 4

posted by Skiparah

The camp was really a nice place, if didn't mind the gun-powder scent, which I eventully got used to. Leeland showed me around, going from tent to tent. In less than five মিনিট the whole camp knew me. I realized how dangerous that was. If my mother was to come here looking for me, anyone could give me away and the কোঁচ, gig would be up. This wasn't hatchling's play. This was real. We came to the last tent, Leeland's tent. "Oh, Alexander," Leeland began suddenly, looking at me over his shoulder, "There's someone I want আপনি to meet." He dissapeared into the tent. I could hear voices and the sound...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 4

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

Skipper made it to the পরবর্তি area of the castle, the Coliseum. As he walked দ্বারা he saw dead bodies, most skeletons of warriors, all who have fought in the Coliseum in the past. But then, the skeleton warriors came back to life. Skipper noticed the sounds coming from behind him. He pulled out his sword and shield but he was outnumbered and soon surrounded দ্বারা skeleton warriors. One of the skeleton warriors ordered Skipper to come with them to the battlefield. With not much of a choice, Skipper went with them.

They lead him to the battlefield area of the Coliseum, where they went back to...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded দ্বারা humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will আপনি be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 21

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do আপনি feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do আপনি remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do আপনি mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, আপনি have me আপনি one-eyed freak. So what do আপনি want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift আপনি want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 16

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first বছর hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, তারকা charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of মহাকাশ stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 8

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean আপনি no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! প্রদর্শনী yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. আপনি have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from আপনি it doesn't mean আপনি should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 4

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing মাছ soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets পরবর্তি to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. আপনি need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. আপনি can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know আপনি will take good care of our son অথবা daughter. Why don't আপনি get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help আপনি during migration. That's about the only...

New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, আপনি wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It ব্যক্ত a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

পেংগুইন Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do আপনি see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And আপনি can be my friend! Oh! And আপনি can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

পেংগুইন Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! আপনি must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! আপনি TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! আপনি must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! আপনি ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

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