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Skipper Punches Hans... In His Sleep? XD

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Danger Wears A Cape

Poor Miniature Hans. XD

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দ্যা পেঙ্গুইন অব মাদাগাস্কার

skipper

hans

পেংগুইন

দীর্ঘচঞ্চু সামুদ্রিক পক্ষিবিশেষ

mobile

sleep

picture

peacebaby7, WolfHeart23 and 9 others like this

Penguinangel Daaaaww... Isn't that just the cutest thing! X3

Marika_1996 Awwwww! How sweet, and cute, and sweet, and... I have a strange feeling that someoe will soon start posting fanfictions about Hans and Skipper. You know, something like: 'They fit each other' or 'Skans (or maybe 'Happer', idk... ^^) is the best!'. Poor Skippy... XD

skipperfan5431 Awwwww!!! He's soo cute when he's dreaming about destroying his enemies!!!

Icicle1penguin ...Wow Skippy, Work-a-holic? XD

xDark_Angelx Even in his sleep, he looks gruff.

alex333 Me: is he...... Kolwaski: oh yeah punching hans in his sleep Me: CUTE!!!!!!! Private: are you saying that because you are in love- Rico: ohhhhhh Kolwaski: awww Alex likes skipper Me: DO NOT Kolwaski: do to Rico: uhhh Private: don't worry Alex your secart is safe with us Me: alright Skipper: DIE HANS Me and the guys: ? Skipper: you well not take Alex Private: looks like he likes you too Me: *blush*

fox_tamer_113 Awww... He's so cute when he's vanquishing his mortal enemies!!!

MidnightLight78 Aww... Wait, why does he have and sleep with a Hans doll?

Bluepenguin ^Naw, Hans is part of that mobile thing that the other penguins put up so that Skipper would not hear them sneaking out to read comic books. XD

yokaisummoner LOL XD Did anyone else notice that the mobile thing had a Hippie, Blowhole, & Hans on it. & I can't believe that he would have a plushie of Hans.

Bluepenguin ^Lol, the hippie suprised me when I first saw it in the ep, even though he trully hates peacemakers. XD

skipperfan5431 XD! MY TURN TO SHOW MY OBSESSED FANGIRL SELF!!!!!! Me: Kowalski. Has it ever occoured to you that Skipper is uh.....punching a stuffed puffin in his sleep? Kowalski: Yeah.....he's been at it for about an hour, and we can't figure out how to wake him up. Me: I bet I can do it. Kowalski: Bet you can't.*holds out 50 bucks.* Me: Okay. You're on! *walks over to Skipper* Wake up hero.....*kisses him on the beak without Kowalski seeing* Skipper: *Jumps up* WOA MAMA.....*notices the guys are here.* Well...uh..Go away you three, Lilly and I have some business to attend to. *winks at me* Kowalski: Here's your money.....*throws cash on the floor and leaves. Me: Wow, 100 bucks AND a makeout session!? SCORE! *turns around and makes out with Skipper* XD (it's gonna be a looonnnng night!)

imskipper I am not kissing with just anybody! I have my one and only love! She is... Kitka. The beautiful,charming,stronghearted eagle that is my type. But I really love "Kitka". Oooooooohhhhhhh..... Kitka. Hey, why am I hugging a Hans paper doll? If he dosen't leave,I'll give him a real ride! (to jail). But I still choose my military life with my gentlemen.

IluvPrivate LOL!

VampirezLuvluv I luv the way Kowalski is just staring at him.....It's just wonderful!

SummerPoM Skipper: Hans, I hate yooou *punching*

Saori14 Awww...Skipper has a Hans plushie...although it looks more like a cardboard figure to me...Yes I love the crack pairing of SKANS!!! Plus some random BLOWSKI!!!

Number1SkippFan It looks like he's teeling the doll to shut up

peacebaby7 @yokaisummoner: It's not a plushie, he ripped it down from that mobile. I loved that part. Skipper's so cute and funny sometimes. XD

Rirem I remember this episode it's called Danger wears a Cape. The 3 make that so Skipper will not notice while there gone pretending to be superheroes.

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Evil Skippy Pictures :O

added by Kaiume

Source: ME :3 S2E12

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[u]Goodbye Private Chapter 1: The Letter[/u]

posted by legendary7

The penguins had been together for awhile but nothing prepared them for this. It was a cool, brisk spring morning, when they were training.
"Alright boys, let's act cute and cuddly for our guests." Skipper suggested rubbing his flippers together.
It seemed to begin as a normal day, but in an instant it changed. Toppling over something, Private noticed there was a letter and picked it up.
"Skippah, I found something here." Private ব্যক্ত anxiously.
"Kowalski, what do think?" Skipper questioned.
"It looks like a letter." Kowalski murmured examining the paper. Skipper shot Kowalski a "of course" look....

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The Arena of Death Chapter 7

posted by legendary7

Killer turned around nervously.
Ki: "Uh, Skipper .... what are আপনি doing awake?"
S: "You weren't leaving, were you?"
Ki: "No, I was ..... just going for a walk."
S: "Come on, if আপনি planning on coming back for Private, আপনি would tell him আপনি were going to fake your death. That's right, Killer, I know what's off about you. আপনি must be so messed up to walk out on him. I've got news for you. You're never going to find a better kid."
Ki: "I know, I know, I'm just afraid of what might happen. I mean, if the hunters return and .... what if I mess up again."
S: "You leave and you're messing up majorly....

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The Arena of Death Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

Private followed the average routine of the challengers. He was named, weighed, and taken to the arena. The smells of খাবার taunted him as he মোপেড in like a zombie. It got even worse when he looked down and found his challenger. Max's big petrified eyes stared up at him begging for a chance to live. He took a deep breath and the shot rang out.

Skipper's body was thrown in the dumpster. As the man walked inside, something began moving. It was Skipper! He climbed the repulsive heap of trash and corpses. He swung a leg out of the garbage. In the motion of moving his other leg a flipper grasped...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Skipper jumped to his feet and kicked the shadowy পেংগুইন in front of him.
S: "Stay back!"
K: "Skipper, calm down! It's me."
S: "Kowalski? Who's she?"
N: "I'm Nicole, and আপনি are Skipper?"
K: "Afirmitive,"
N: "Kowalski's told me a lot about আপনি Private, and Rico."
S: "Oh, like what?"
N: "Only good things I assure you. Like your impecable leadership."
Skipper blushed and whispered to Kowalski.
S: "I like your new girlfriend."
K: "Girlfriend? No, we're just friends."
S: "Come on, Kowalski, I know আপনি better. আপনি have feelings for her, don't you."
N: "Guys, I'm right here."
K: "Sorry, Nicole. Skipper was being...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 2:

posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view
A human whipped me to the ground. The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war the final time: "Now, that you're a soldier আপনি must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win অথবা don't come back at all." The human hoisted...

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Heat Battle Pt.3

posted by JayJay12

The penguins investigate.

Night,at the zoo...
Private:Skipper,nothing seems to be bad
*Rico becomes scared*
Rico:Ouuuugh!!!
Skipper:Well,all right.I can just sleep with-
*Kowalski turns angry*
Kowalski:Cream!Cream!Cream!WE ALL GET IT!!!
Skipper:Kowalski,what's with you?!
Kowalski:NOTHING!JUST LET ME BE WITH WHO I প্রণয় FOR ONCE!!!
Skipper:Well,who are আপনি in প্রণয় with?!
Kowalksi:CREAM!CREAM!CREAM!
*Skipper turns red*
Skipper:Forget this!Let's sleep!
The পরবর্তি day...
Cream:Hey,hon!*kisses Skipper*
*Skipper kisses Cream as soon as Kowalski comes*
Kowalski:Uggh!
Skipper:Cream,I প্রণয় you!
Cream:I প্রণয় you,too!
*Cream leaves the HQ*
Kowalski:Skipper!I...

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Private is still looking up

added by Rikopriski

Source: King Me

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Skileen drawing

added by Flummy

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The humanized villians of Penguins of Madagascar

added by SJ_waddles

Source: Via গুগুল

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হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ XD

added by cattoy10

Source: Me

1

In Soviet Russia...

added by quasomeness

Source: Kanga Management

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Skipper স্নেহ চুম্বন Lola

added by Icicle1penguin

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Kowalski in his wig

added by Kannotekina

Source: http://kelp103.blog10.fc2.com/

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I Know Her (4): Giving In

posted by peacebaby7

The পরবর্তি morning, Skipper trudged over to the coffee machine and poured a cup into his mug with a yawn.

“Couldn’t sleep, Skipper,” Kowalski ব্যক্ত coming to his side with a flipper-full of fish.

“Not really,” Skipper replied taking a মাছ and stirring it in his coffee.

“That so?” Kowalski ব্যক্ত with an underlying smile.

Skipper looked at him. “You know I turned in late,” he ব্যক্ত insistently.

“Yet you’ve gotten through the দিন on less, before,” Kowalski pointed out before swallowing a fish.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Two মিনিট to finish breakfast and then I want everyone topside,”...