March 20, 2012
0853 hours

    Kowalski walked into the living room with a yawn. “Morning guys.”

    “Well আপনি look rested.” Skipper ব্যক্ত sarcastically.

    “Sorry Skipper. I just didn’t sleep very well last night.”

    “Why not then?” Private asked innocently. “I don’t know. I just tossed and turned a lot. I couldn’t stop thinking.”

    “About what?” Skipper asked. Kowalski sort of froze. He didn’t want to tell him what he was really thinking about. “Uh…the invention...

Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva ব্যক্ত "Listen,all of you! Do আপনি think আপনি could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze আপনি all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the টেলিভিশন turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a সেকেন্ড thought. "We have to disguise আপনি as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...

A beautiful পেংগুইন rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied দ্বারা the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, অথবা so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The নৌকা was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda ব্যক্ত happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He ব্যক্ত in his Danish accent. "Then দ্বারা the powers invested in me...I now pronounce আপনি man and wife. আপনি may চুম্বন your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their বন্ধু stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Rico climbed up the আসন and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every পেংগুইন for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't অথবা anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be বন্ধু than to own friends..."

RK: "What are আপনি doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a আসন and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a আসন and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a আগুন truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a আগুন engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first দিন at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides আপনি and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me আরো about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, আপনি can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled দ্বারা until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to আপনি it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

Note: Hey, peeps! I hope আপনি are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed লেখা this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. আপনি guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some মতামত this time. Thanks so much!


A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one পেংগুইন would disagree with আপনি right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" ব্যক্ত Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what আপনি may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions দ্বারা Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
আপনি brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank আপনি all

But...

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up দ্বারা Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will আপনি wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few মিনিট later, Ramon was still fast...

So what does one do when আপনি can't fall asleep and ur bored? This...These are just poems that i think describe different POM অনুরাগী (the last is the best)...X3

Anti-guins:

Stuiped people who couldn't see
How wild and free...
We say what we think
We aren't afraid of the brink (tehe Rico)
They just can't admit
Or else they would be আরো legit

Olmost-guins:

They still hid
They don't know what they can find
They watch in secret
Never knowing if their thoughts should stay... Akepen
They rather keep quite
Trying their best to fight it

Fan-guins

They are proud
Shouting out loud
We are united!
Fights are unacceptable!...

the পরবর্তি mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the নৌকা is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the নৌকা into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no খাবার no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope আপনি enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time লেখা in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell আপনি what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice...

So here is an interview I happened to find a while back on one of my profiles and she e-emailed me the code to post it up on my পরিলেখ hehe. I am not sure if I still keep in touch with her, but she gave a GREAT interview hehe.
Enjoy!


My Interview with Kowalski - দ্বারা KoealskiLover







I: I'd like to start off with a hello, how are আপনি today Kowalski?

K.: I..'m doing great



I: Now if আপনি don't mind let's get started on this shall we?

K:Please proceed



I:First of all are আপনি the REAL Kowalski?

K:Yes I am, want me to prove it?



I:Ok, how does it feel to be famous like?

K:Well, we just startd off but we..'re coming...